Y’ALL AIN’T GONNA BELIVE THIS SHIT: 1600 jokes and stupid sayings about rednecks [NOOK Book]

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Y’ALL AIN’T GONNA BELIVE THIS SHIT
In this book I will introduce you to more than 1600 funny and strange sayings and jokes about Rednecks.
This collection came from a variety of different sources like the Internet, emails I received from friends, things I heard at the local pub, at my hairdresser and other everyday life experiences.
Get ready, since it must be the largest ...
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Y’ALL AIN’T GONNA BELIVE THIS SHIT: 1600 jokes and stupid sayings about rednecks

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Overview

Y’ALL AIN’T GONNA BELIVE THIS SHIT
In this book I will introduce you to more than 1600 funny and strange sayings and jokes about Rednecks.
This collection came from a variety of different sources like the Internet, emails I received from friends, things I heard at the local pub, at my hairdresser and other everyday life experiences.
Get ready, since it must be the largest collection of this kind.
Carry these funny writings with you and have a laugh at parties, the bar or at a family get together. Because this is an E-Book version you may take it where ever you go in need for a laugh.

Table of contents
You might be a redneck if...
Redneck Jokes
You might be a redneck pilot if…
Redneck Medical Terms
Down South Bumper Stickers
How to convert a businessman into a redneck
Redneck computer terms
Ways to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer
If Microsoft was based out of Georgia
A redneck goes to the movie: "Return of the Jet-Guy"
Martha Stewart's Rules for Rednecks
Valentines, Redneck Style
Redneck Two-Liners
You know you're trailer trash when...
You've joined a redneck HMO if...
A Redneck Kind of Love
The Redneck Oil Change Checklist
Redneck Driver's Application
Louisiana Heritage
North vs. South
Arkansas Scholars
Application to live in Festus, Missouri
Redneck Wedding Guidelines
Your Starship Captain might be a redneck if...
You might be a Star Wars redneck if...
What not to say to a police officer!
You know yours is a redneck church if...
Analogies only a Red Neck would know how to use...
Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption...
Redneck Engineering Exam
From a mother with love
Letter from a farm kid
You might be a Blueneck (a northerner - the opposite of a Redneck) if...
Redneck Pickup Lines
Excerpts from the West Virginia Vocabulary Book
Today's top Country and Western Songs
Redneck Horoscope
Do's and Don’ts when Visiting the "SOUTH"
40 Things never said by southerners
Learn how to speak Redneck
Redneck Etiquette
How to know where a driver is from?
A Cowboy's Guide to Life
Southern comments
Notice to Northerners moving south
Bubba Claus
A Redneck Christmas
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940013775411
  • Publisher: Bluepalm Publishing
  • Publication date: 1/13/2012
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • File size: 303 KB

Meet the Author

JACK YOUNG
He is born in Germany 1957.
He lived there until 1999 when he immigrated to the US. He finally got his US citizenship in July 2008.
He lived in South Carolina and Florida.
In 2006 he started to write books about historical places in the US. In 2011 he started to convert his writings into E-books.
Beside this joke book he published several other funny books as well as several historical books about Historical Markers in the US.
To find all his books visit http://www.jackyoung.us
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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 2, 2013

    Awesome Sauce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    This book is awesome! It has over 1500 redneck jokes, and they are all funny! When you read this, you will agree! Rate 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 4, 2013

    To nick

    Ill date you im 14 blonde hair blue eyes my names clara i live in new york

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    Posted August 18, 2012

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    Yuck the boy looks fat

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