Yes, You're Pregnant, But What about Me?

Yes, You're Pregnant, But What about Me?

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by Kevin Nealon
     
 

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At fifty-three, Kevin Nealon thought he had it all: a massive international celebrity with legions of loyal fans; a fabulous modeling career; hundreds of millions of dollars in the bank; and the most recognizable face on the planet. Nealon had accomplished the impossible: a thirty-year career in show business with only limited trips to rehab. But

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At fifty-three, Kevin Nealon thought he had it all: a massive international celebrity with legions of loyal fans; a fabulous modeling career; hundreds of millions of dollars in the bank; and the most recognizable face on the planet. Nealon had accomplished the impossible: a thirty-year career in show business with only limited trips to rehab. But just like every other celebrity, he felt that was not enough. The perpetually insatiable Nealon wanted more, and for him "more" meant a little addition that drooled, burped, and pooped (no, not a Pomeranian).

Now, in his first-ever book, Nealon tells the outrageous story of how he battled through aching joints, Milano cookie cravings, and a rapidly receding hairline to become a first-time dad at an age when most fathers are packing their kids off to college. Offering hysterical commentary about his fickle, often hormonal, road to belated and bloated fatherhood, Nealon guides you through the delivery room and beyond, discussing how his past, his wife, and his neuroses all converged in a montage of side-splitting insecurities during the months leading up to the birth of his son.

In Yes, You're Pregnant, But What About Me?, Nealon details his trip through all the emotional stages of pregnancy—uncomfortable, denial, hungry, sleepy, self-conscious, hungrier, confused, cranky, not-quite-as-hungry but still craving something, sweaty, covered in cookie crumbs—all while struggling to keep his blood pressure down and find the time to read the latest issue of the AARP Bulletin. Wrestling with the dilemmas and fears that fathers have been dealing with for centuries (Can I duct-tape a crib together? How often can I reuse a disposable diaper? What if the baby looks like me and not my wife?), Nealon never fails to entertain with the frequent lunacy and inevitable joy that punctuate his story about parenthood.

Laugh-out-loud funny and remarkably poignant, Nealon's entertaining perspective and his wealth of sarcasm provide a take on fatherhood that is as fresh as it is universal, always reminding you that half the fun of being a parent is getting there.

Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly

Comedian and actor Nealon (best known for his characters on Saturday Night Live and his role on Weeds) makes his print debut with comedic content so potent readers will surely demand future books. Nealon is a first-time father with his second wife, actress Susan Yeagley, and detailing the male point of view on pregnancy, he writes about the events that led to the birth of their son in 2007. The 53-year-old Nealon considers becoming a father while also anticipating death: "It wasn't over for me yet, but I felt I was 'circling the drain'." However, at age 34, Susan was still "pregnantable," as he puts it. Thus the merry parental dance began. Beneath the jokes, Nealon swims in poignant undercurrents, discussing his relationship with Susan, recalling his childhood and reflecting on life in general. Digressions lead to such jests as: "Why do some people get their stomach stapled? What if you wanted to just lose a little weight? Could you paperclip your stomach?" Fellow humorists Benchley and Thurber would probably nod in admiration at Nealon's ability to insert a bon mot or clever phrase into almost every paragraph of this very funny navigation from pregnancy to parenthood. (May)

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Kirkus Reviews
Veteran comedian and actor finds humor and pathos in parenthood-just like everybody else. Former Saturday Night Live player and current Weeds star Nealon and wife Susan began thinking about having a kid when he was 52-not, some might say, the best age to embark upon the road to fatherhood. But embark the happy couple did, and along the way they encountered fertility doctors, meddling friends and family, Kegel classes . . . you know, the usual stuff that contemporary parents-to-be have to deal with. The entire process forced Nealon to reconsider his previous life and figure out if he would be a good father. Fortunately for readers of his debut memoir, he's relatively funny about the whole thing. Over the last few years, there has been a spate of books from new and/or reluctant parents detailing how having a baby alters and/or improves one's life: Neal Pollack's Alternadad: The True Story of One Family's Struggle to Raise a Cool Kid in America (2007); Jim Lindberg's Punk Rock Dad: No Rules, Just Real Life (2007); and Rebecca Woolf's Rockabye: From Wild to Child (2008). Each of these works has its merits, as does Nealon's, but since every new parent has to deal with delivery-room meltdowns, dirty diapers, sleep deprivation and, of course, a complete life overhaul, the question arises: How many of these books do we need? Nealon is a sharp observer and often very funny; for instance, among the baby names put up for discussion were Firecracker, Florida Coastal Waterway, Prayin' Wyle and Conan Meconium. However, he's picked a subject that has been recently mined for all it's worth, so there's a good chance that his periodically charming, periodically draggy meditation-on-fatherhood/autobiographywill get lost in the baby-book shuffle. A cute little missive about the joys of parenthood that's slightly cuter than most of the other recent cute little missives about the joys of parenthood.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780061215209
Publisher:
HarperCollins Publishers
Publication date:
05/13/2008
Pages:
272
Product dimensions:
5.80(w) x 9.10(h) x 0.80(d)

Meet the Author

Kevin Nealon was one of the longest-running cast members in the history of Saturday Night Live, and he stars in the Showtime original series Weeds. He lives in Los Angeles with his wife and their son, Gable.

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Yes, You're Pregnant, but What about Me? 5 out of 5 based on 1 ratings. 4 reviews.
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I LOVED this book! Kevin is hysterically funny, writing about what happens to all of us as we age. I highly recommend it!
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I think this book will be very funny because of the reviews I read or may'be I predict it will be funny I am not a weirdo that can predict things and say oh I think is going to be funny book I just think this book will be funny ok people of America PEACE