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Yiddish with George and Laura
By Ellis Weiner Barbara Davilman
Copyright © 2006
Ellis Weiner and Barbara Davilman
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See George. He is our president. He lives in a fancy white house and
is a big shmegegg
George loves his job. He gets to take a lot of vacations. He gets to
do special things for his family and friends. "Not bad for an
ex-shikker," he thinks.
See Laura. She is George's wife. She loves George very much. She is
a nice lady and a shiksa.
See Jenna and Barbara. They are George and Laura's twin daughters.
They are a couple of sheyna maidls.
Jenna was cited two times for underage drinking. Barbara was cited
only once. George and Laura shepn naches from their lovely girls.
Shept, George and Laura, shept. Shept, shept, shept.
George and Laura and the girls are going to a birthday party for
Their birthdays are four days apart. The party is at the family
house in Kennebunkport.
Kennebunkport is a pretty town in Maine.
A lot of goyim live there.
See George's mother. Her name is Bar. She wears a lot of pearls and
is a farbissenah.
"You are late, George," Bar says. "Of course I am late," George
says. "I am the president of the United States.
I am a big macher."
"I do not care," says Bar. "You should have been here two hours ago.
Doro and the wives got tired of waiting. They went shopping for
"We wantto go shopping too," says Jenna. "But you just got here,"
says Bar. "We want to spend money and help the economy," says
"Oh, all right," says Bar. "But stay away from the farkaktah media."
"Where is Dad?" asks George. He holds out a flag. "I got this for
"He does not want that flag, George," says Bar.
"If he did he would have gotten one himself.
But I will put it in the den with all our other chazerai."
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by Ellis Weiner Barbara Davilman
Copyright © 2006 by Ellis Weiner and Barbara Davilman.
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