"Yippee Ki-Yay Moviegoer" [NOOK Book]

Overview

With the hilarious “instant cult classic” Seagalogy: A Study of the Ass-Kicking Films of Steven Seagal, Vern wrote a book that shook the very foundations of film criticism, broke their wrists, and then threw them through a window. Now he’s back, and this time he’s got all of ‘the films of badass cinema’ in his sights... 

From Die Hard to The Discrete Charm of the BourgeoisieTransformers to Mary ...
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Overview

With the hilarious “instant cult classic” Seagalogy: A Study of the Ass-Kicking Films of Steven Seagal, Vern wrote a book that shook the very foundations of film criticism, broke their wrists, and then threw them through a window. Now he’s back, and this time he’s got all of ‘the films of badass cinema’ in his sights... 

From Die Hard to The Discrete Charm of the BourgeoisieTransformers to Mary Poppins, Vern has an opinion on everything, and he’s not shy about sharing them...
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780857687371
  • Publisher: Titan
  • Publication date: 1/3/2012
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • File size: 829 KB

Meet the Author

As a frequent writer for Ain't It Cool News and the author of Seagalogy: A Study of the Ass-Kicking Films of Steven SeagalVern has gained notoriety for his unorthodox reviewing style and his expertise in "the films of Badass Cinema." His review of the slasher movie Chaos earned him a wrestling challenge from its director; his explosive essay on the PG-13 rating of Live Free or Die Hardprompted Bruce Willis himself to walk barefoot across the broken glass of movie nerd message boards to respond. Guillermo Del Toro, the director of Pan's Labyrinth, called Vern "a national treasure."
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    Posted January 29, 2014

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    Posted August 19, 2013

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    Posted May 1, 2013

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    Posted November 12, 2012

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    Posted October 29, 2012

    Aero

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 21, 2012

    Please Read!!!!!

    Okay, I don't mean to sound vain, or try to take over this RP, or anything, especially to whomever is the threadmaster here. (I tend to be more hands off with nook RPs.) But I was just looking through this RP and i noticed a few things:

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    (2)However: Guys, RPs tend to flow better in 3rd person. First person with asterisks can be hard to follow, particularly to newbies. In fact, asterisks can sometimes sound childish and silly Even experienced players have trouble with interations told in 1st person.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 23, 2012

    Clover

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    Posted October 19, 2012

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    Posted October 15, 2012

    Seth

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    Posted October 26, 2012

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    Can I join? Looks: tall girl with red hair that goes mid back Frames blue eyes. Pale skin. Wand: walnut wood with a phoenix feather. Broom: simple. Ethnic: Irish. Personality: kind, yet very defensive and never tells many secrets. About: parents king and queen of Ireland. Likes dada and always keeps her dagger with her. Good friends with Blueskys. Can I join?

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    Posted October 23, 2012

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