Yo' Mama Is So...: 892 Insults, Comebacks, Putdowns, and Wisecracks About Yo' Whole Family!

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It's everyone's favorite form of insult comedy (as seen on MTV!)—hundreds of crushingly funny one-liners about "yo' mama"—and all yo' other relatives—sure to shut people’s mouths or make them howl with laughter.

Yo' mama is so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up.

Yo' mama is so old that when she was young, rainbows ...

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Yo' Mama Is So...: 892 Insults, Comebacks, Putdowns, and Wisecracks About Yo' Whole Family!

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Overview

It's everyone's favorite form of insult comedy (as seen on MTV!)—hundreds of crushingly funny one-liners about "yo' mama"—and all yo' other relatives—sure to shut people’s mouths or make them howl with laughter.

Yo' mama is so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up.

Yo' mama is so old that when she was young, rainbows were black and white.

Yo' mama is so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo' mama is so dumb that when she saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

Yo' mama's so short you can see her feet on her driver’s license.

So dumb, so fat, so ugly, and so old have never been SO FUNNY, thanks to this exhaustive and inventive assortment of laugh-out-loud one-line jokes sure to cause a sensation. Hundreds of quotable and easy-to-remember quips have been gathered here by a comedy master, and the result is a relentless collection of wholesome, all-in-good-fun nastiness for every occasion. Divided into handy categories (in case you happen to need a boatload of fat jokes, skinny jokes, or whatever) Yo' Mama Is So... is an essential addition to the humor shelf of any self-respecting smart aleck.

Hey...what did you call my mama??!!

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781579127268
  • Publisher: Black Dog & Leventhal Publishers, Inc.
  • Publication date: 5/1/2007
  • Pages: 256
  • Sales rank: 938,211
  • Product dimensions: 5.38 (w) x 7.25 (h) x 0.69 (d)

Meet the Author

Hugh Payne is the author of Yo Mama is So... and Take My Wife... He lives in Northern New Jersey.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 9, 2012

    Weeka101 ONLY WARNING:

    ONLY WARNING: DO NO GT THE FREE SAMPLE

    4 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 4, 2012

    Yo mamma books

    Just to let you know, if you buy one book, all the others are the same. So if you buy one, don't buy any other yo mamma book.

    4 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 29, 2011

    ??????

    This is weird.

    4 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 13, 2012

    D

    Great book better than the other one --

    3 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 9, 2012

    Hhhhaaaaahhaaha

    I had to wear a diaper when i read the jokes

    3 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 2, 2012

    Gir gir

    Get it for the full not the sample

    3 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 21, 2013

    Yo mama pros

    My jokes are on res two if u search yo mama but here is a sample YO MAMA I SO FAT WEN SHE STEPPED ON A SCALE IT SAID: I WANT UR WEIGHT NOT UR PHONE NUMBER!!!!

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 2, 2013

    Yo mama

    Yo mama so fat when she got hit by the bus she said "who threw the rock."

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 1, 2012

    Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

    Very funny book. Enjoyed reading it. Good book to have. Worth the money by far.

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 28, 2013

    This suck do not read yo mama is so..........mm

    Yo mama is so ugly when they make gorilla cookies they put HER face on the DOUGH!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 6, 2013

    AWESOME AND FUNNY

    I love Yo Mama. They are also in big nate books. I want to get the book SO bad.


    July 6 2013

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 19, 2013

    By 7billionagainst1

    The one below me

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 9, 2013

    Yo mama

    Yo mama is so ugly even bob the builder said i cant fix that

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 21, 2013

    All the jokes suck!

    I made up a way better one: yo mama so fat, Michele Obama had to take action.
    Some other good ones I found online: yo mama so hairy, bigfoot is trying to get a picture of her.
    Yo mama so stupid, she bought tickets to xbox live.
    Yo mama so ugly, hello kitty said goodbye.
    Yo mama so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.
    Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.


    THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 4, 2013

    Hi

    Hello u here

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 28, 2013

    Click to get served

    Yo mama so fat that she hopscotces like this Detroit, D.C, New York: Yo mama so fat that her nikname is Daaannng!: Yo mama so ugly that every time she smiles a camera lense breaks.: Yo mama so fat that she had to get baptized in sea world: Yo mama's laugh is so ugly that every time she laughs a fairy dies: Yo mama so ugly that your face is closed on weekends :Yo mama so old tat she has the rough draft of the bible: Yo mama so old that she taught Jesus at preschool
    You just got served
    Pinklover3000

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 7, 2012

    ('-')

    It was ok

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 2, 2012

    Ok

    I hrd most of these jokes 2 but da 1s i never heard is funnie

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 3, 2011

    Anns

    Definition of getto

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted September 12, 2011

    Reallly awsome

    Funnyyyyyyyyyy

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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