Yo' Mama Is So...: 892 Insults, Comebacks, Putdowns, and Wisecracks About Yo' Whole Family!

Yo' Mama Is So...: 892 Insults, Comebacks, Putdowns, and Wisecracks About Yo' Whole Family!

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by Hugh Payne
     
 

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It's everyone's favorite form of insult comedy (as seen on MTV!)—hundreds of crushingly funny one-liners about "yo' mama"—and all yo' other relatives—sure to shut people’s mouths or make them howl with laughter.

Yo' mama is so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up.

Yo' mama is so old that when she…  See more details below

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It's everyone's favorite form of insult comedy (as seen on MTV!)—hundreds of crushingly funny one-liners about "yo' mama"—and all yo' other relatives—sure to shut people’s mouths or make them howl with laughter.

Yo' mama is so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up.

Yo' mama is so old that when she was young, rainbows were black and white.

Yo' mama is so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo' mama is so dumb that when she saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

Yo' mama's so short you can see her feet on her driver’s license.

So dumb, so fat, so ugly, and so old have never been SO FUNNY, thanks to this exhaustive and inventive assortment of laugh-out-loud one-line jokes sure to cause a sensation. Hundreds of quotable and easy-to-remember quips have been gathered here by a comedy master, and the result is a relentless collection of wholesome, all-in-good-fun nastiness for every occasion. Divided into handy categories (in case you happen to need a boatload of fat jokes, skinny jokes, or whatever) Yo' Mama Is So... is an essential addition to the humor shelf of any self-respecting smart aleck.

Hey...what did you call my mama??!!

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Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781603762373
Publisher:
Hachette Books
Publication date:
05/20/2011
Sold by:
Hachette Digital, Inc.
Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
256
Sales rank:
953,572
File size:
3 MB

Meet the Author

Hugh Payne is the author of Yo Mama is So... and Take My Wife... He lives in Northern New Jersey.

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Yo' Mama is So........: 892 Insults, Comebacks, Putdowns and Wisecracks About Yo' Whole Family 3.5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 88 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Just to let you know, if you buy one book, all the others are the same. So if you buy one, don't buy any other yo mamma book.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
My jokes are on res two if u search yo mama but here is a sample YO MAMA I SO FAT WEN SHE STEPPED ON A SCALE IT SAID: I WANT UR WEIGHT NOT UR PHONE NUMBER!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by the bus she said "who threw the rock."
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
ONLY WARNING: DO NO GT THE FREE SAMPLE
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Get it for the full not the sample
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I had to wear a diaper when i read the jokes
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This is weird.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Yo mama is so ugly when they make gorilla cookies they put HER face on the DOUGH!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love Yo Mama. They are also in big nate books. I want to get the book SO bad. July 6 2013
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The one below me
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Yo mama is so ugly even bob the builder said i cant fix that
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I made up a way better one: yo mama so fat, Michele Obama had to take action. Some other good ones I found online: yo mama so hairy, bigfoot is trying to get a picture of her. Yo mama so stupid, she bought tickets to xbox live. Yo mama so ugly, hello kitty said goodbye. Yo mama so old, when I told her to act her age, she died. Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list. THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Hello u here
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Great book better than the other one --
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Very funny book. Enjoyed reading it. Good book to have. Worth the money by far.
Kristy Driggers More than 1 year ago
Funnyyyyyyyyyy
Anonymous 3 months ago
Yo mama so fat she was miley ciruses wreaking ball! Get mashed son!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Is a very nice woman.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Good point. Never say a bad. Ever. -JaMoe Ryklwe
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Stop, think yowhere saying this to yor mama, i give this book zero stars, but i can
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Who ever it is thats saying b**** and f*** or sh** please stop there could be little kids seeing these posts.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the beach blue whales sing "we are family, even though you're fatter than me!!" Yo mama so fat her belt size is equator Yo mama so ugly her face is closed on weekends, yo mama so ugly i thought she was born on the highway, cuz that's where most accidents happen. Yo mama so small she uses floss for toilet paper, yo mama so poor i walked in the front door abd fell out the back. Yo mama so small and dumb she tried to call dr pepper when she got injured trying to climb moutain dew. Yo mama so dumb she went to the dentist and asked for a bluetooth. Yo mama so fat when she gets her hair cut they need hedgeclippers. Yo mama so fat and dumb on her way to kmart she tripped on walmart and landed on target. Yo mama so dumb when i asked for an xbox 360, she put x's on 360 cardboard boxes, and when i told her that was wrong, she took one and spun it in a circle. Yo mama so ugly im not at all suprised when i look at you. Yo mama so hairy you got a carpet burn at birth and your dad is bigfoot. Burned all of you!!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Yo mama so short she commited suicide by jumping off the bed!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
So dumb she asked why the lava lamp didnt melt.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
There is a retard that wrote on december 20th i think btw he suck at serving people Yo mama is so stupid she look at a jucer for 20 min because it said concentrate