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YO MAMA IS SO…: Collection of more than 2600 yo mama jokes
     

YO MAMA IS SO…: Collection of more than 2600 yo mama jokes

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by Jack Young
 
In this book I will introduce you more than 2600 funny and strange YO MAMA jokes.
This collection came from a variety of different sources like the Internet, emails I received from friends, things I heard at the local pub, at my hairdresser and other everyday life experiences.
Get ready, since it must be the largest collection of this kind.
Carry these

Overview

In this book I will introduce you more than 2600 funny and strange YO MAMA jokes.
This collection came from a variety of different sources like the Internet, emails I received from friends, things I heard at the local pub, at my hairdresser and other everyday life experiences.
Get ready, since it must be the largest collection of this kind.
Carry these funny writings with you and have a laugh at parties, the bar or at a family get together. Because this is an E-Book version you may take it where ever you go in need for a laugh.

Table of contents
Yo mama is so fat (713)
Yo mama is so dumb (104)
Yo mama is so old (90)
Yo mama is so poor (124)
Yo mama is so short (45)
Yo mama is so skinny (32)
Yo mama is so stupid (317)
Yo mama is so ugly (253)
Yo mama is so nasty (40)
Yo mama is so white (10)
Yo mama is so black (48)
Yo mama is so dirty (23)
Yo mama is so big (26)
Yo mama is so greasy (20)
Yo mama is so hairy (43)
Yo mama is so bald (15)
Yo mama is so cross eyed (11)
Yo mama is so smelly (16)
Yo mama is so ghetto (8)
Yo mama is so… miscellaneous (73)
Yo mama is like (105)
Yo mama is such (24)
Yo mama is... miscellaneous (17)
Yo mama has (29)
Yo mama ain't (13)
Yo mama... miscellaneous (48)
Yo mama's breath is (14)
Yo mama's glasses (8)
Yo mama's got (79)
Yo mama's hair (12)
Yo mama's head (12)
Yo mama's house (21)
Yo mama's teeth (48)
Yo mama's... miscellaneous (69)
Miscellaneous (96)

Product Details

BN ID:
2940013680654
Publisher:
Bluepalm Publishing
Publication date:
01/19/2012
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
213,441
File size:
192 KB

Meet the Author

JACK YOUNG
He is born in Germany 1957.
He lived there until 1999 when he immigrated to the US. He finally got his US citizenship in July 2008.
He lived in South Carolina and Florida.
In 2006 he started to write books about historical places in the US. In 2011 he started to convert his writings into E-books.
Beside this joke book he published several other funny books as well as several historical books about Historical Markers in the US.
To find all his books visit http://www.jackyoung.us

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YO MAMA IS SO…: Collection of more than 2600 yo mama jokes 3.7 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 116 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The jokes in this book was very funny. Here are some jokes that I thougt up that I hope you like! Yo mamma's so stupid... She thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company! Yo mamma's so ugly... When she was born the doctor SLAPPED YO GRANDMA! Yo mamma's so old... She was the DJ at Jesus' sweet sixteen! Yo mamma's so fat... A picture of her fell off the wall! Yo mamma's so ugly... When she was born the doctor look at her, turned her around upside down and said, "Look! Twins!" Yo mamma's so old She walked into an antique store and hey kept her! XD
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Check out this bookk its really good
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I wish i had the the full version. I luved the sample.......;)
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This is very funny and me and my friends cant stop laughing and reading it
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
BEST BOOK EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Other jokes suck balls. Are these good jokes?!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Yo mama so ugly she made Jeff the Killer go to sleep. Yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. Yo mama so fat Mt. Everest tried to climb HER. Yo mama so small she sat on the curb and her feet didn't touch the street. Yo mama so old she walked into an antique store and they kept her. OHHHHHHH! BIGGEST DIS EVER! YOU JUST GOT ALEXED! ALL THOSE I CAME UP WITH MYSELF AND THEY ALL DISSED YOU! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book is worth the money. This book gives over 2600 yo mama jokes. This book is a fun cheat to use when competing with friends. This book will make you cry it is so funny. This booook is awsome. This book says: yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
If the book is bad then dont coment . Some peoples fellings get hert on this. Dont say u dont care because if that was u , u wont like it so dont do it to other people
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
It was awsome
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Yo ma is so dumb she actually bought this book
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Yo mamma so fat her belly button gets to her house 20 minutes before she does. Yo mamma so ugly she made a blind kid cry. Yo mamma so dumb even blondes look smarter than her.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Im sorry .I did not press the down button. But now i saw the comments below about what i said.To the ones who totly agreed with me? You guys who think im right MAY THE THE LORD BLESS YOU AND KEEP YOU AND HIS FACE AND SHINE UPON AND GIVE YOU PEACE.I will pray for yoy guys who dont agree with me .I am sorry if i afend some of you by all my talking about God please tell me . I will do my best by not afendding some of you.Kid, why wont you tell you mom that you were doing this stuff.But , good job for stopping! BY IN THE NAME OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on the TV, she invented the flatscreen! Yo mama's so fat, when she walked into the sea, the French sailed to her and claimed her as their land! Yo mama's so fat, she uses the white house as her playhouse! (((Aftershock)))
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Yo mama so fat when she goes to spaces there is no space and.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Yo mama is so fat that when she went to mcdonalds, they had to call wendeys for backup. Yo mama is so dumb that she locked herself in a motercycle. Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the house thirty minutes before she does. Yo mama is so fat tha when Donald Trump built a wall she said what up with the fence. Yo mama is so dumb she tried tmake an opointment with Dr. Pepper. When yo mama bought a fur coat an entire spiecies went extinct.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
YOU MAMA IS SO SMART SHE GROUNDED YOU FOR THREE MONTHS. Yes i know you mama is not real but hey its kinda funny funny. Signed Briebrieharazmus
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Its a joke ya **** dont freakin go religious rage mode on us!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Yo mama so ugly she made jeff the killer frown! Yo mama so ugly she made suicide sqidward commit suicide! Beat that you just got smoked by weed!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Yo moma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone James ('-') +$= awesome
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Yo mama so fat she got arrested for having ten pounds of crack. This is Alicia Russel from noe middle in 7th grade.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Ugly thats why sonic the hedgehog runs so fast. Yo maa so fat that the first scientist did a black hole study-on her buttcrack. Yo mama so fat she deflated a baseball by sitting on it. Yo mama so fat she created the Ipad by sitting on an Ipod. Yo mama so dumb she starved to death in a grocery store. Yo mama so old she has an autographed a bible. Feel free to use these-Hydrosity
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Yo mama so hairy even chewbacca was jelous