YO MAMA IS SO…: Collection of more than 2600 yo mama jokes [NOOK Book]

Overview

In this book I will introduce you more than 2600 funny and strange YO MAMA jokes.
This collection came from a variety of different sources like the Internet, emails I received from friends, things I heard at the local pub, at my hairdresser and other everyday life experiences.
Get ready, since it must be the largest collection of this kind....
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YO MAMA IS SO…: Collection of more than 2600 yo mama jokes

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Overview

In this book I will introduce you more than 2600 funny and strange YO MAMA jokes.
This collection came from a variety of different sources like the Internet, emails I received from friends, things I heard at the local pub, at my hairdresser and other everyday life experiences.
Get ready, since it must be the largest collection of this kind.
Carry these funny writings with you and have a laugh at parties, the bar or at a family get together. Because this is an E-Book version you may take it where ever you go in need for a laugh.

Table of contents
Yo mama is so fat (713)
Yo mama is so dumb (104)
Yo mama is so old (90)
Yo mama is so poor (124)
Yo mama is so short (45)
Yo mama is so skinny (32)
Yo mama is so stupid (317)
Yo mama is so ugly (253)
Yo mama is so nasty (40)
Yo mama is so white (10)
Yo mama is so black (48)
Yo mama is so dirty (23)
Yo mama is so big (26)
Yo mama is so greasy (20)
Yo mama is so hairy (43)
Yo mama is so bald (15)
Yo mama is so cross eyed (11)
Yo mama is so smelly (16)
Yo mama is so ghetto (8)
Yo mama is so… miscellaneous (73)
Yo mama is like (105)
Yo mama is such (24)
Yo mama is... miscellaneous (17)
Yo mama has (29)
Yo mama ain't (13)
Yo mama... miscellaneous (48)
Yo mama's breath is (14)
Yo mama's glasses (8)
Yo mama's got (79)
Yo mama's hair (12)
Yo mama's head (12)
Yo mama's house (21)
Yo mama's teeth (48)
Yo mama's... miscellaneous (69)
Miscellaneous (96)
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940013680654
  • Publisher: Bluepalm Publishing
  • Publication date: 1/19/2012
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 277,739
  • File size: 188 KB

Meet the Author

JACK YOUNG
He is born in Germany 1957.
He lived there until 1999 when he immigrated to the US. He finally got his US citizenship in July 2008.
He lived in South Carolina and Florida.
In 2006 he started to write books about historical places in the US. In 2011 he started to convert his writings into E-books.
Beside this joke book he published several other funny books as well as several historical books about Historical Markers in the US.
To find all his books visit http://www.jackyoung.us
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Customer Reviews

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 2, 2013

    Funny! Read this!

    The jokes in this book was very funny. Here are some jokes that I thougt up that I hope you like!

    Yo mamma's so stupid...
    She thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company!

    Yo mamma's so ugly...
    When she was born the doctor SLAPPED YO GRANDMA!

    Yo mamma's so old...
    She was the DJ at Jesus' sweet sixteen!

    Yo mamma's so fat...
    A picture of her fell off the wall!

    Yo mamma's so ugly...
    When she was born the doctor look at her, turned her around upside down and said, "Look! Twins!"

    Yo mamma's so old
    She walked into an antique store and hey kept her!

    XD

    8 out of 8 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 1, 2012

    Is this even good book

    Other jokes suck balls. Are these good jokes?!

    7 out of 9 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 4, 2012

    Hey

    Check out this bookk its really good

    7 out of 7 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 4, 2012

    good sample

    I wish i had the the full version. I luved the sample.......;)

    6 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 20, 2012

    Funny

    This is very funny and me and my friends cant stop laughing and reading it

    6 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 4, 2013

    Fabuless

    If the book is bad then dont coment . Some peoples fellings get hert on this. Dont say u dont care because if that was u , u wont like it so dont do it to other people

    5 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 17, 2013

    Anonymous

    BEST BOOK EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    5 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 20, 2013

    Yo mama

    Yo mama so ugly she made Jeff the Killer go to sleep. Yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. Yo mama so fat Mt. Everest tried to climb HER. Yo mama so small she sat on the curb and her feet didn't touch the street. Yo mama so old she walked into an antique store and they kept her. OHHHHHHH! BIGGEST DIS EVER! YOU JUST GOT ALEXED! ALL THOSE I CAME UP WITH MYSELF AND THEY ALL DISSED YOU! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    4 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 8, 2013

    READ OR DIE

    This book is worth the money.
    This book gives over 2600 yo mama jokes.
    This book is a fun cheat to use when competing with friends.
    This book will make you cry it is so funny.
    This booook is awsome.
    This book says: yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her

    4 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 2, 2012

    Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz MADE BY ETHAN HURT

    It was awsome

    4 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 21, 2013

    Horrible

    Yo ma is so dumb she actually bought this book

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 9, 2013

    Yo mamma

    Yo mamma so fat her belly button gets to her house 20 minutes before she does. Yo mamma so ugly she made a blind kid cry. Yo mamma so dumb even blondes look smarter than her.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 23, 2013

    YO MAMA CONTEST

    Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on the TV, she invented the flatscreen!
    Yo mama's so fat, when she walked into the sea, the French sailed to her and claimed her as their land!
    Yo mama's so fat, she uses the white house as her playhouse!
    (((Aftershock)))

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 3, 2012

    Look

    I i l i lik i like i like m i like mo i like mon i like mons i like monst i like monste i like monster!

    2 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 21, 2012

    Hi

    Hi

    1 out of 10 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 7, 2014

    Click

    Yo mama so stupid when a yellow bus passed by she yelled stop that twinkie
    Yo mama so fat when she wore a red dress people thought she was the kool aid guy
    Post something saying you got those jokes!!!!!!:):D:/;)

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 26, 2014

    The REALyo mama pro is here!

    Do u remenber me from that other book?well im back and ive got some REAL stuff here we go: Yo mama is so fat when she tripped her belly jigled for a week
    And now for u harry potter fans like me:D(im very proud of that)
    Yo mama is so ugly when she looked at a dementour who was sucked out its happines was the dementour
    And now a last one to finish of for the day (hp again :D)
    Yo mama is so pale (like voldemort) when you-know-who looked at her he said''who are you beutiful creature?''are u married? Because if u are i dont think ill be able to make u my next hocrux'' (:D ( :D (:D
    SO THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR READING AND PLEASE SPREAD OUT THAT I AM THE REALYO MAMA PRO

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 26, 2014

    Yo mamma

    Yo mamma is so dumb when she went to a diner to eat olives the owner said that this ain't olives garden. Best i did

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 6, 2014

    ???????????????

    Does "LOL" mean

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 21, 2014

    Wow

    Sucks in the sample has 3cuse words hate book

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