You are So Undead To Me (Megan Berry Zombie Settler, #1)

You are So Undead To Me (Megan Berry Zombie Settler, #1)

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by Stacey Jay
     
 

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Q: HOW MANY ZOMBIES DOES IT TAKE TO RUIN A SOCIAL LIFE?
A: NOT MANY.


Megan Berry is a Zombie Settler by birth, which means she’s destined to play part-time shrink to a bunch of semi-dead people with killer issues. All Megan really wants is to go to homecoming, but with her powers out of control and everyone from the Mean Girl Next

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Q: HOW MANY ZOMBIES DOES IT TAKE TO RUIN A SOCIAL LIFE?
A: NOT MANY.


Megan Berry is a Zombie Settler by birth, which means she’s destined to play part-time shrink to a bunch of semi-dead people with killer issues. All Megan really wants is to go to homecoming, but with her powers out of control and everyone from the Mean Girl Next Door to her mom to the Cutest Boy in the World on her case, it’s kinda hard to score a date.

(Let’s just say Megan’s love life could use some major resuscitation.)

She’s convinced her sophomore year can’t get any worse – until someone starts using black magic to turn average, angsty Undead into scary, hardcore flesh-eating Zombies. Now she’ll have to rise to the challenge of kicking Undead butt (while fighting a serious crush on Ethan, who truly may be THE cutest boy in the world)

Her life – and more importantly, the fate of the homecoming dance – depends on it.

Alert: YOU ARE SO UNDEAD TO ME was previously published in 2009 as a full-length title. This heavily revised second edition is told in SERIAL format with CLIFFHANGER endings. 

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Product Details

ISBN-13:
2940152754018
Publisher:
Stacey Jay
Publication date:
11/10/2015
Series:
Megan Berry Zombie Settler , #1
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Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
11,718
File size:
297 KB

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You Are So Undead to Me 4.2 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 46 reviews.
Crystal_Yawn 7 months ago
I am 35 yo mother of 5. I read smut, the dirtier the better.i don't read paranormal, no way no how. BUT for some reason, Stacy Jay's young adult paranormal books give me great entertainment. This would be the third I've read and I'm a huge fan. Megan Berry is a disaster. Seems every step she makes in this story another disaster happens. I found it really cute how she stays true to a 15 yo personality even though she has these powers. She is still boy crazy and forgetful. Wants to go on dates instead of studying chants. Loved this, looking forward to part two!
Anonymous 3 days ago
Great book. Excited to see the rest of her adventure.
Anonymous 26 days ago
Super fun freebie. Reminded me of Buffy the Vampire Slayer the early seasons when it was still silly, and there was a hot guy, too! On to the next book!
Lisa-Lou 7 months ago
You are So Undead To Me by Stacey Jay is a heavily revamped, serialized version of the full-length 2009 YA book You Are So Undead to Me. Being re-released as a serial novel it now will feature cliffhangers to keep you waiting in an...tici...pa...tion!!! Welcome to high school and the world of Zombie-Settlers. A sweet a quirky storyline follows Megan Berry through the trials and tribulations of high school, homecoming, mean girls, and ZOMBIES!!!!! YA is not my go-to genre but I was very pleasantly surprised by the story line and cannot wait to see where Megan takes us next.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love this book it was really good.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book is very gory and disturbing to me you shouldnt buy it
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Its not so interesing. Its a little inapropriate. Pretty dum but its worth a shot to read its mostley for young adults so kids should't really read it if they are 8 and under.
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lilmudduckmuffineater More than 1 year ago
This is the first book in the Megan Berry series, I liked this book, it was lighthearted and funny. Made me wish I was that age again and that I actually was a Zombie Settler lol. Fifteen year old Megan Berry wasn't born your average kind of girl, she was born a Zombie Settler, someone who helps the dead settle their last wish and afterwards returns their body to their grave so they can rest in peace. But for the last 5 years her powers were dormant after a bad experience at the age of ten, that was until the night she is supposed to go on her first date with a popular senior. A zombie shows up at her door and in an effort to hurry it along so she could go on her date she messes up and has to take his arm back to his grave. There at the grave while trying to remember how to get the arm to go back into the grave she meets Ethan, an old friend and fellow Zombie Settler from before her bad experience 5 years earlier. Soon she has feelings for Ethan,but everything soon starts to go wrong,someone is using black magic to bring the dead back to kill people. Megan has her suspicions of Monica, also a fellow Zombie Settler. But things aren't what they really seem in Megan's life and she soon learns the hard truth about being a Zombie Settler,her past, and her present life.
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titania86 More than 1 year ago
Megan Berry is just an average, normal teenager, except for the fact that she is a zombie settler. Normal zombies are not the Night of the Living Dead, flesh eating variety. They are merely dead kids with unresolved issues who then go to settlers to get those issues of their chest and to be laid to rest. Megan just wants to be a normal teenager who goes on dates not interrupted by the undead and join the pom squad at school. However, someone else has other plans for her. Zombies of the flesh eating variety are only raised by black magic and are called reanimated corpses. When these creatures start attacking people around Megan, she has to find out who is doing and stop them before someone dies. Is it Monica, the vindictive popular girl who has it in for Megan? Or someone else entirely? And will Megan's social life stay intact through it all? Stacey Jay has created a fresh, new take on zombies that I have never seen before. It's such an over-flooded genre right now, so this is like a breath of fresh air for me. The secret society of settlers was intriguing and also ominous at times. The story was a great mix of suspense, horror, romance, action, and mystery punctuated with moments of humor. The book was similar to Buffy the Vampire Slayer in that there is a girl who has a supernatural calling and tries to balance that job and her normal life. However, the narrative still held its own as a unique story by the strength and individuality of Megan. I related to Megan, the narrator and main character. She was a teenager with crushes on boys and freakouts about what people at school will think about her. It's expected, but it didn't overpower the novel (which would have been annoying). There were no temper tantrums or super dramatic teen angst. She was very sensible and intelligent. She had depth and a traumatic past involving reanimated corpses. She also knew when to let go of the superficial in order to save people when the situation became really dangerous. She had depth and a traumatic past involving reanimated corpses. I was also enamored and intrigued with the ever changing relationship between Megan and Ethan. I could completely understand her confusion with his behavior and his feelings for her. I was completely emotionally invested in these characters. You Are So Undead to Me was a great read. I had a lot of fun trying to figure out the mystery before Megan, but ended up being totally blindsided. Stacey Jay's writing flowed well and really sucked me in. If you like supernatural fiction, this book is the one for you. I'm really looking forward to the sequel, Undead Much that comes out next month.
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d_e_s_t_i_n_y More than 1 year ago
This books pulls you in from the first page. I picked it up and was kind of worried it wouldn't be very good but after 3 pages I couldn't put it down. I would recommend this book for anyone.
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