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Amy is Adopted. Her real parents didn't want her so they gave her away to go live with strangers. Are you a good girl?!
Bill is Born Again. He will not shut up about Jesus and the Bible, and no matter what you say he smiles and shakes his head in condescending sympathy for your poor lost soul because when he's in heaven with Jesus and the angels and all the ice cream he can eat, you will be burning in hell. Do you like going to church?!
Clarence works at the Cemetery. His fancy for dead animals as a child blossomed into a fine career working as the gravedigger and caretaker at the finest cemetery in town. It also keeps him occupied just enough to prevent him from actually becoming a serial killer. Do you ever wonder where the dead people live?!
Dana is a Drinker. She use to have a lot of friends. Now she drinks cheap wine at home and annoys people by calling them at inappropriate times, slurring her words, repeating herself, and then forgetting about it the next day. Do you like taking sips of your parents' cocktails?!
Evan is an engineer. He always got straight A's in school and excelled in subjects like math and biology. Even is usually rejected socially because of his greasy hair and thick glasses. Do you wear glasses?!