You Can't Fix Stupid [Explicit Lyrics]

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All Music Guide - David Jeffries
A payoff from his role in the Blue Comedy Tour's success, the audience Ron White plays to on You Can't Fix Stupid is huge. The comedian, however, hasn't changed a bit. He's still that rare rambler at the end of the bar who's entertaining while shooting his mouth off at the modern world and getting scatological whenever possible. The laziness White projects has been supported by a slow release schedule that includes his appearances on the Blue Collar albums, 2003's Drunk in Public, a couple DVDs, and a bunch of shoddy reissues of his early truck stop albums that really don't match his later work. It's admirable that White hasn't exploited the Blue Collar breakthrough like...
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Editorial Reviews

All Music Guide - David Jeffries
A payoff from his role in the Blue Comedy Tour's success, the audience Ron White plays to on You Can't Fix Stupid is huge. The comedian, however, hasn't changed a bit. He's still that rare rambler at the end of the bar who's entertaining while shooting his mouth off at the modern world and getting scatological whenever possible. The laziness White projects has been supported by a slow release schedule that includes his appearances on the Blue Collar albums, 2003's Drunk in Public, a couple DVDs, and a bunch of shoddy reissues of his early truck stop albums that really don't match his later work. It's admirable that White hasn't exploited the Blue Collar breakthrough like his old record company, but the big payoff of this restraint is You Can't Fix Stupid sounds road-tested to perfection despite White's informal delivery. Sleaze and swearing are abundant and all the explanation you need as to why raunchy man was the only member of the troupe to sit out the too-safe Blue Collar TV series. The brash brute's best material is unquotable in mixed company, meaning You Can't Fix Stupid is a party record for Mom and Dad only, mostly Dad. With straight stand-up and no half-baked novelty songs to clutter the album, the only letdown is that like too many other 21st century stand-up albums, You Can't Fix Stupid is the audio companion to a DVD instead of an entirely stand-alone album. Regardless, it's a solid release in an iffy discography and the best audio introduction yet to his Johnny Walker Black-soaked style.
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Product Details

  • Release Date: 2/7/2006
  • Label: Image Entertainment
  • UPC: 014381306125
  • Catalog Number: 3061

Tracks

Disc 1
  1. 1 Intro (0:52)
  2. 2 Seeing Old Friends (0:18)
  3. 3 Landscraper (1:40)
  4. 4 Touring on the Bus (1:10)
  5. 5 Cheesewheel (1:00)
  6. 6 Michael Jackson (1:54)
  7. 7 Petticoat Junction (1:16)
  8. 8 Ft. Polk (1:03)
  9. 9 The Globe (0:52)
  10. 10 A Flipper (1:32)
  11. 11 Bachelorette Party (4:08)
  12. 12 Refill (0:46)
  13. 13 You Can't Fix Stupid (2:21)
  14. 14 Squirrel Man (12:28)
  15. 15 Chocolate (1:16)
  16. 16 Highway Delight (0:47)
  17. 17 Mile High Club (1:07)
  18. 18 Work Ethic (0:27)
  19. 19 High School (1:14)
  20. 20 Grandma in Texas (3:56)
  21. 21 Cousin Ray (4:10)
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Album Credits

Performance Credits
Ron White Primary Artist
Technical Credits
John MacDonald Executive Producer
Malcolm Harper Engineer
Dave Glasser Mastering
Michael "Mahavir" Drumm Producer
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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 1, 2010

    You Can't Fix This Show

    Ron White always has a foul mouth, but the words he uses are generally nothing more than most people have either said themselves or at least heard. In his latest work, I beleive he took it to far. He has to remember he has a very diversified fan base. While it is not easy to offend me, I was. I don't think it's necessary to use such disgusting & demeaning words to get a laugh. I found You Can't Fix Stupid to be completely demoralizing to women, and without real direction.

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