You Don't Say!: Over 1,000 Hilarious Sports Quotes and Quips

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You Don't Say! is jam-packed with knee-slapping, sidesplitting quotes and quips from your favorite athletes, coaches, sportswriters, and comedians. Each chapter tackles a different aspect of the sporting world, with more than a thousand hilarious quotes collected into one unrivaled collection. Whether they are slips of the tongue from pro athletes or wisecracks from late-night TV hosts, the lines in You Don't Say! will score big with all types of sports fans looking for a laugh!...
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You Don't Say!: Over 1,000 Hilarious Sports Quotes and Quips

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Overview

You Don't Say! is jam-packed with knee-slapping, sidesplitting quotes and quips from your favorite athletes, coaches, sportswriters, and comedians. Each chapter tackles a different aspect of the sporting world, with more than a thousand hilarious quotes collected into one unrivaled collection. Whether they are slips of the tongue from pro athletes or wisecracks from late-night TV hosts, the lines in You Don't Say! will score big with all types of sports fans looking for a laugh!
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780641882562
  • Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
  • Publication date: 8/1/2005
  • Pages: 288
  • Product dimensions: 5.30 (w) x 8.40 (h) x 0.90 (d)

Meet the Author

Hartley Miller has called sports in central British Columbia for more than a quarter century, covering many provincial and national events in hockey, baseball, track and field, basketball, and a host of other sports. While working as sports director for two Prince George radio stations, Hartley added his "Quote of the Day" feature to the end of every program. The "kicker" became his trademark throughout B.C. and the rest of North America.

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Table of Contents

Preface IX
1 Best of Times, Worst of Times 1
2 A Lovely Russian Lass Named Anna 31
3 Freudian Quips 39
4 Bad Boys, Bad Boys (Bad Girls, Bad Girls?) 59
5 Tipping the Scales 85
6 Call the Nurse, or Get a Hearse 99
7 Late Shift 115
8 And Now, a Word from Our Sponsors 131
9 Financial Times 145
10 The Coach Approach 161
11 Peanut Gallery 177
12 Pun Network 199
13 Yogi-Isms 217
14 The Last Word 245
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