You Know you are a Football Fanatic When... [NOOK Book]


HUMOR + FOOTBALL. When football engulfs your whole life --- conversations, weekend planning --- even prayer --- you know you are a FOOTBALL FANATIC. This is the hysterically funny book for that die-hard football fan. Page after page of ...
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You Know you are a Football Fanatic When...

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HUMOR + FOOTBALL. When football engulfs your whole life --- conversations, weekend planning --- even prayer --- you know you are a FOOTBALL FANATIC. This is the hysterically funny book for that die-hard football fan. Page after page of original, ridiculously funny quotes - one liners - jokes and cartoons on the humor of football fanatics.

Sample Funny Quotes - One Liners: You Know you are a Football Fanatic When…

•You think “Hail Mary” was originally an NFL term and the church stole it.

• You got married at a tailgate.

• Every four years you have that half-drunk debate with your sister-in-law on why football should be an Olympic sport.
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940012808202
  • Publisher: Unleashed Entertainment
  • Publication date: 10/29/2010
  • Series: The Unleashed "You Know" Humor Book Series , #14
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 905,255
  • File size: 2 MB

Meet the Author

Peter Syrek, patriot, devoted husband and father, funny book writer. Peter's original, off the cuff, satirical humor has generated a ton of laughs over the years, and once in a blue moon, generated some anger. "Don't expect to try and be funny without a solid apology strategy behind you." Peter's funny works, The Unleashed "You Know" Humor Book Series and "Axioms to Live By" Series, includes a wide array of jabs at lifestyles, hobbies, and his favorite... vices. Original, witty humor delivered through funny quotes - one liners & cartoons. "NASA scientists, and some Nuns may not be big fans of my work... I want to corner the rest of the market." - Peter Syrek
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