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The perfect gift for anyone struggling through their middle ages, including the friend who still thinks the 20-something at the next table is staring at them. If you're finding that youth is no longer on your side, it might be time to curl up with this hilarious collection of stories, quotes and quips.
The Big 3-0
Thirty Early Warning Signs of the Onset of "Middle Youth" 9
You Know You're Middle-Aged When...
You're Too Old to Party 15
All You Want Is a Quiet Night at Home 23
You Finally Start Acting Like a Grown-Up 29
It's Time to Dress Your Age 39
You Start Falling Apart 55
The Crisis Finally Strikes 67
You Hit the Big 4-0 75
You Succumb to Midlife Lust 83
Your Eyes Begin to Wander 91
You Feel the Need for Speed 103
You're All a Twitter 111
You Begin Behaving Badly 123
You Say and Do the Dumbest Things 129
It's Time for Something Different 139
Your Sport Turns Extreme 149
You Turn into a Klutz 157
Your Wisdom Saves the Day 165
For the Final Time, Face it!
You Know You're Middle-Aged When... 171