You Know you SMOKE TOO MUCH When...Funny Quotes & Humor on Smokers [NOOK Book]

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Are you a smoker? Have a SMOKER in your life or smoke-o-holic? That person who just puffs away 24/7/365. Well this is the funny smokers humor book . Page after page of ridiculously funny quotes - one liners - jokes and cartoons about ...
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You Know you SMOKE TOO MUCH When...Funny Quotes & Humor on Smokers

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Overview

Are you a smoker? Have a SMOKER in your life or smoke-o-holic? That person who just puffs away 24/7/365. Well this is the funny smokers humor book . Page after page of ridiculously funny quotes - one liners - jokes and cartoons about people who smoke too much.

Sample Funny Quotes - One Liners: You Know you SMOKE TOO MUCH When…

- Inspired by The Godfather, your personal motto is “keep your friends close, but your cigarettes closer.”

- Your motor skills are deemed useless while driving unless you are smoking.

- You thank God for “stress” ---- it gives you an excuse to smoke.

- You feel the cavemen invented fire so they could smoke.
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Meet the Author

Peter Syrek, patriot, devoted husband and father, funny book writer. Peter's original, off the cuff, satirical humor has generated a ton of laughs over the years, and once in a blue moon, generated some anger. "Don't expect to try and be funny without a solid apology strategy behind you." Peter's funny works, The Unleashed "You Know" Humor Book Series and "Axioms to Live By" Series, includes a wide array of jabs at lifestyles, hobbies, and his favorite... vices. Original, witty humor delivered through funny quotes - one liners & cartoons. "NASA scientists, and some Nuns may not be big fans of my work... I want to corner the rest of the market." - Peter Syrek
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