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This updated laugh-out-loud take on partisan stereotypes skewers both sides of the political aisle with equal glee. The follies and foibles that make the political world spin will trigger guffaws and giggles-no matter which party you call your own.

You Know You're a REPUBLICAN If...

  • You're really looking forward to Sarah Palin running for president.
  • You think Glenn Beck and ...
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Overview

This updated laugh-out-loud take on partisan stereotypes skewers both sides of the political aisle with equal glee. The follies and foibles that make the political world spin will trigger guffaws and giggles-no matter which party you call your own.

You Know You're a REPUBLICAN If...

  • You're really looking forward to Sarah Palin running for president.
  • You think Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh are intellectual powerhouses, and you've learned much from their wisdom.
  • You philosophically oppose government welfare plans, but you cash your Social Security checks religiously.
  • You've accepted that global warming is real, but you don't believe we should recklessly raise taxes to fix it. You have, however, invested in future beachfront property-twenty miles inland.
You Know You're a DEMOCRAT If..
  • You're really, really looking forward to Sarah Palin running for president.
  • Everything you know about politics you learned from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.
  • You're philosophically appalled by corporate America's emphasis on profits, but you sure were ticked off when your retirement investments tanked.
  • For a long time now you've known that: The sky is falling! The sky is falling! No, wait. The sky is cooking! The sky is cooking!
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781402244100
  • Publisher: Sourcebooks, Incorporated
  • Publication date: 8/3/2010
  • Edition number: 2
  • Pages: 224
  • Sales rank: 930,471
  • Product dimensions: 5.64 (w) x 11.28 (h) x 0.56 (d)

Meet the Author

Frank Benjamin is the pen name for a VP of marketing of an online university. He swears that at least one Republican governor does have a sense of humor (but admits that might be because she's a woman). You Know You're a Republican/Democrat if... is his first book. He lives in Utah.
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You Know You're a Republican If...

You're really looking forward to Sarah Palin running for president.

You Know You're a DEMOCRAT If...

You're really, really looking forward to Sarah Palin running for president

You Know You're a Republican If...

The far left leaning of President Obama is making you look forward to the next election because it will help Republicans win back congressional seats.

You Know You're a DEMOCRAT If...

You didn't notice that President Obama has a far left leaning.

You Know You're a Republican If...

You start off on third base and think you've hit a triple.

You Know You're a DEMOCRAT If...

You hit a single but believe you deserve a triple because the other team got one.

You Know You're a Republican If...

You can't stand your gay uncle, but you invite him to your son's wedding because he's rich.

You Know You're a DEMOCRAT If...

You can't stand your rich uncle, but you invite him to your daughter's graduation party because he's gay.

You Know You're a Republican If...

You're quietly disappointed that the Iraq War turned into such a quagmire, but you're sure we'll get it right when we invade Iran.

You Know You're a DEMOCRAT If...

You're strongly opposed to any military intervention in the sovereign affairs of other countries, unless Obama tells you it's the right thing to do.

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