You Wouldn't Want to Sail with Christopher Columbus!: Uncharted Waters You'd Rather Not Cross

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Not only is this look at the world of Christopher Columbus irreverent and very funny it is also well researched and accurate. The author assumes that the reader is an uninformed sailor about to embark with the explorer and proceeds to elucidate him on the hazards of such an undertaking and the realities of life in the time of Columbus. Among the questions answered are the whys of exploration, finances for the voyage, handling of the small, unruly craft, survival on shore and in the new land, and just how one goes about getting home again. The full-page cartoon illustrations are filled with plenty of humorous sidebars and quips from the exaggerated cast of characters as well as solid information. The glossary will help clarify new terms and the index will assist in information location. The highly capable team of Macdonald and Antram prove that you can serve up history with a healthy dose of humor. 2004, Watts, Ages 8 to 12.
—Beverley Fahey
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780531123553
  • Publisher: Scholastic Library Publishing
  • Publication date: 9/1/2004
  • Series: You Wouldn't Want to Series
  • Edition description: Library Edition
  • Pages: 32
  • Age range: 8 - 11 Years
  • Lexile: IG850L (what's this?)
  • Product dimensions: 8.40 (w) x 9.70 (h) x 0.20 (d)

Table of Contents

Introduction 5
So You Want to Go to Sea 6
Why Do You Want to Explore? 8
How Would You Pay for the Voyage? 10
How Would You Prepare Your Fleet? 12
Could You Handle a Sailing Ship? 14
Which Way Would You Steer? 16
Could You Cope on Board? 18
Would You Lose Hope? 20
Could You Survive on Shore? 22
Would You Get Home Safely? 24
Would You Make More Voyages? 26
Would It All Be Worthwhile? 28
Glossary 30
Index 32
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