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Your Accomplishments Are Suspiciously Hard to Verify: A Dilbert Book
     

Your Accomplishments Are Suspiciously Hard to Verify: A Dilbert Book

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by Scott Adams
 

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The latest collection from best-selling cartoonist Scott Adams that touches on the subject of underperforming and sneaky co-workers.

Inside Your Accomplishments Are Suspiciously Hard to Verify, Adams tackles the subjects of Elbonian slave labor, faulty product recalls, less-than-anonymous employee surveys, and more.

If you've ever looked among your

Overview

The latest collection from best-selling cartoonist Scott Adams that touches on the subject of underperforming and sneaky co-workers.

Inside Your Accomplishments Are Suspiciously Hard to Verify, Adams tackles the subjects of Elbonian slave labor, faulty product recalls, less-than-anonymous employee surveys, and more.

If you've ever looked among your co-workers and thought, "I hope feral cats eat every one of you," or briefly celebrated a well-deserved promotion only to realize that the word "promotion" now means that you're responsible for doing two jobs for the price of one, then chances are you find the corporate cubicle culture represented inside Dilbert alive and well inside your own work environment--and that's exactly what makes Dilbert so topical and funny.

From Dilbert's invention of a portable brain scanner (with a popcorn microwave option) to his moonlighting as a professional corporate crime scene cleaner, Your Accomplishments Are Suspiciously Hard to Verify chronicles pointless projects, interminable meetings, and ill-conceived office policies one Dilbert strip at a time.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781449401023
Publisher:
Andrews McMeel Publishing
Publication date:
08/16/2011
Series:
Dilbert Series , #36
Edition description:
Original
Pages:
208
Sales rank:
214,983
Product dimensions:
8.50(w) x 10.70(h) x 0.70(d)
Age Range:
9 Years

Meet the Author

What started as a doodle has turned Scott Adams into a superstar of the cartoon world. Dilbert debuted on the comics page in 1989, while Adams was in the tech department at Pacific Bell. Adams continued to work at Pacific Bell until he was voluntarily downsized in 1995. He has lived in the San Francisco Bay Area since 1979.

Brief Biography

Hometown:
Danville, California
Date of Birth:
June 8, 1957
Place of Birth:
Catskill, New York
Education:
B.A., Hartwick College, 1979; M.B.A., University of California, Berkeley, 1986

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Your Accomplishments Are Suspiciously Hard to Verify 4.1 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 28 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Again, the author must be on vacation because this book is nothing but reprints of old comics. I think I only counted about 5-10 comics of new material.
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Sucks
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You should definitley get this book! I am 10 and i have this book. This book is great!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Forget that guy this is an ok book i gave it 3 stars b/c i already read most of these but think its a fine book.
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
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