Your Disgusting Head: The Darkest, Most Offensive and Moist Secrets of Your Ears, Mouth and Nose [NOOK Book]

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In Your Disgusting Head, Dr. and Mr. Doris Haggis-on-Whey reveal—through newly discovered discoveries—all the ways in which your head disappoints you.

For many years the scientific and educational community has wondered and worried about the possibility that semi-sane scholar-pretenders would find the means to put out a series of reference books, filled with ludicrous ...
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Your Disgusting Head: The Darkest, Most Offensive and Moist Secrets of Your Ears, Mouth and Nose

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Overview

In Your Disgusting Head, Dr. and Mr. Doris Haggis-on-Whey reveal—through newly discovered discoveries—all the ways in which your head disappoints you.

For many years the scientific and educational community has wondered and worried about the possibility that semi-sane scholar-pretenders would find the means to put out a series of reference books, filled with ludicrous misinformation and aimed at children.

Well, we offer you Your Disgusting Head by Dr. and Mr. Doris Haggis-On-Whey. A world-renowned and much feared expert on everything, Dr. Doris Haggis-On-Whey has seventeen degrees from eighteen institutions of higher learning. With her husband, Benny, she has traveled the world many times over, has learned about all aspects of life, including outer space and food, first hand.

The human body is beautiful and mysterious. The mysterious part reeks of cheese. But no part of your body is as scary and horrifying as your head! In Your Disgusting Head, you’ll find amazing information, such as:

· The ear was invented and designed by Feranando de la Mancini Goldfarb, in 1911, which was also a good year for yeast.
· Good Reasons for teeth removal: dentist did it; peer pressure; not sharp enough; found better teeth, like, on the ground; suspected of enjoying flossing; decay and mouth politics.
· The real reason your ears can't hear your pets talking. The answer is simple: your pet is a mumbler."

With the wit and irreverent sense of humor for which Dave Eggers and McSweeney's is known, comes the second volume in the revolutionary Haggis-On-Whey World of Unbelievable Brilliance books. More than just entertaining and informative, Your Disgusting Head will help you appear smarter, more in touch with your sensitive side and whiten your teeth. And much, much more that will likely sicken you.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781451604016
  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster
  • Publication date: 6/15/2010
  • Sold by: SIMON & SCHUSTER
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 64
  • Age range: 7 - 14 Years
  • File size: 24 MB
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Meet the Author

Dr. Doris is aided in her work by her husband, Benny, and her unpaid research assistants, Dave and Toph Eggers. Haggis-On-Whey titles are produced by Brutus Blue Publishing Force, a division of McSweeney¹s Publishing, which is located on Earth. The authors¹ profits from these titles will go to support 826 Valencia, in San Francisco, California, and 826NYC, in Brooklyn, New York. These non-profit centers offer tutoring, field trips, in-school projects with local schools, writing workshops, ESL programs, and scholarships.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 23, 2004

    Hilarous

    This book is funny it will miss any little kid up. It tells where your mouth is been and why teeth come out.

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