You're an Over-the-Hill Golfer When...

You're an Over-the-Hill Golfer When...

by Randy Voorhees
     
 

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They lay up on par 3s. They reek of Ben-Gay. They can be spotted six holes away in their yellow pants and white belts. And after every shot, they ask, "Did anyone see where my ball went?" They're the over-the-hill golfers, a breed of golfer that to know is to love so long as you're not playing behind a foursome of them. You're an Over-the-Hill Golfer When . . .<

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They lay up on par 3s. They reek of Ben-Gay. They can be spotted six holes away in their yellow pants and white belts. And after every shot, they ask, "Did anyone see where my ball went?" They're the over-the-hill golfers, a breed of golfer that to know is to love so long as you're not playing behind a foursome of them. You're an Over-the-Hill Golfer When . . . takes fun, lighthearted jabs at those whose birdie-making days are well behind them. The book is filled with signs that will help the over-the-hill golfer in your life recognize that he just may be past his golf-playing prime: Your swing isn't strong enough to create back pain, but your back hurts anyway. Your golf bag doubles as a medicine cabinet. Seven A.M. is your idea of a late tee time. You can't wait to get to the 19th hole . . . to play pinochle.  

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780740789687
Publisher:
Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC
Publication date:
11/06/2012
Series:
Backlist eBook Program
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
128
File size:
2 MB
Age Range:
17 Years

Meet the Author

Golf enthusiast Randy Voorhees is the author of the golf humor book You Might Be a Golf Nut If . . . and the golf guide The Little Book of Golf Slang. He also penned the popular fishing book, The Laws of Angling. When he's not golfing, he and his wife make their home in Lambertville, N.J.

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