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You're Gonna Laugh
     

You're Gonna Laugh

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by Sandy Rozelman
 

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A judge asks the prisoner, "What are you charged with?

"Doing my Christmas shopping early," he replied.

"That‛s no offense. How early were you doing this shopping?"

"Before the store opened."

People are more violently opposed to fur than they are to leather because it‛s safer to harrass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

The mother of three unruly

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A judge asks the prisoner, "What are you charged with?

"Doing my Christmas shopping early," he replied.

"That‛s no offense. How early were you doing this shopping?"

"Before the store opened."

People are more violently opposed to fur than they are to leather because it‛s safer to harrass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

The mother of three unruly young boys was asked whether or not she‛d have children if she could do it all over again.

"Sure," she replied,
"just not the same ones."

Prosecutor: "Did you kill the victim?"

Defendant: "No, I did not."

Prosecutor: "Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?"

Defendant: "Yes, I do. And they‛re a lot better than the penalty for murder."

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver‛s license. First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test.

The optician showed him a card with the letters: C Z W I X N O S TA C Z"Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."

Birthdays are good for you:

The more you have, the longer you live.

The author, Sandy Rozelman, is happy to share her love of humor with you.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781621479116
Publisher:
Tate Publishing & Enterprises, L.L.C.
Publication date:
06/11/2013
Pages:
260
Product dimensions:
5.90(w) x 8.80(h) x 0.60(d)

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You're Gonna Laugh 4.8 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 6 reviews.
Nickyca More than 1 year ago
I found myself alone reading this book & seriously, I literally laughed out loud!
Also makes for a great gift!!
JohnnyKlein More than 1 year ago
Keep this gem by the commode and dip into it whenever you have a few minutes for your daily laugh.
Shelley22 More than 1 year ago
Laughed out loud...all by myself, no less! What a great gift for those "hard-to-buy-fors" or anyone with a sense of humor.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This is the funniest book I've ever read. Original & diverse humor - you will find laughter on every page. Great gift idea. Send it to our troops in Iraq. We all need to laugh more and this book is a great place to start.
JBader More than 1 year ago
What a fun book!
How clever of someone to take the time to organize and compile such a collection and I find myself sorry for having deleted all these "gems" from my inbox!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
It is my best friend in the bathroom! You can read and little...You can read a lot. I certainly hope there is a follow-up to this book.