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You've Been Gored
     

You've Been Gored

by Larry Bleidner
 
The debate is over... thanks to YOU'VE BEEN GORED, The book that mercilessly lampoons Al Gore and his Climate Change ALpostles.

With over 150 lavishly illustrated pages of products, services and advice for green (and not so green) living, YOU'VE BEEN GORED will keep you laughing in any weather, anywhere...


AT HOME
Let E-Z Green Home Staging

Overview

The debate is over... thanks to YOU'VE BEEN GORED, The book that mercilessly lampoons Al Gore and his Climate Change ALpostles.

With over 150 lavishly illustrated pages of products, services and advice for green (and not so green) living, YOU'VE BEEN GORED will keep you laughing in any weather, anywhere...


AT HOME
Let E-Z Green Home Staging Services convert your home into a carbon-free zone of eco-compliance. From hand-cranked appliances to ersatz solar panels, your eco-staged crib will make your greeniac friends even greener -- with envy!


AT WORK
Make radical environmentalism work for you... with the Green Excuse Primer. From "the dog unplugged my car and the battery's dead," to belly aches triggered by Frankenfood, there's always a green reason to play hooky from the office.


IN THE BEDROOM
Get your freak on and save the planet with an eco-friendly assortment of kinky ball gags, hand puppets and an X-rated Blu-Ray DVD, starring "Big Al" Gore & " Hot Pants" Nancy Pelosi. See how s-s-s-sexy Planet Saving can be, in Greenies Gone Wild!


IN YOUR COMMUNITY
Establish a local chapter to support P.U.K.E.S (Performers United Keeping Earth Safe), those Hollywood Celebs that are saving our planet... one wrist band, lapel ribbon, limo, private jet and sprawling mansion at a time.


ON CAMPUS
Beer blasts, toga parties and panty raids were for your irresponsible, planet-defiling parents. Learn to party appropriately, with Eco Balls, Light Bulb Amnesty Festivals and Carbon Inventory Cotillions. College so stultifying, you'll be craving a cubicle!

Get your copy of YOU'VE BEEN GORED, and improve your mental environment.

Product Details

BN ID:
2940013524675
Publisher:
Larry Bleidner
Publication date:
11/22/2011
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
File size:
17 MB
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Meet the Author

Latest in a series of laugh-out-loud books, You've Been Gored is Larry's take on the hilarity and inanity of radical environmentalism. From carbon negative toupees to green dining (yes, recycled food is in your future), there's something for everyone, from foamy-mouthed zealots to their cigar-puffing adversaries.

Larry created and co-executive produced Wickedly Perfect, the ten-episode, prime time CBS-TV reality series. Hosted by Joan Lunden, with celebrity judges Bobby Flay, Candace Bushnell and David Evangelista, Wickedly Perfect pitted 12 creative mavens against each other to discover America's next great style-maker.

He wrote and will co-produce The Norfolk Quiz Club, a feature film in development at Universal Pictures.

He's hosted talk radio shows (KFI, KTLK), scribed for Fortune, Forbes, Playboy, The Man Show, blogged for NBC/Uni and authored several books, including MACK DADDY -- Mastering Fatherhood Without Losing Your Style, Your Cool or Your Mind, the standard handbook for new(er) dads.

For more info on him, visit www.larrybleidner.com.

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