Zero to Sixty: Memoirs of an Inexplicable Scot

In this insightful and oftentimes hilarious memoir, Bruce MacMullan takes us on a most entertaining journey through time and place. Starting with his first two decades in Minnesota, Bruce manages to recklessly dispose of the first seven of his allocated nine cat lives before he even gets out of college. From a homemade hydroplane incident you won't believe to almost losing his head in a summer factory job, we witness Bruce continuously surviving the almost unimaginable. You may not be able to fathom what transpires when a novice freshwater sailor is forced to navigate a raging Atlantic storm or what strange chain of events unravel by simply trying to supercharge a golf ball in a microwave, but The Inexplicable Scot will soon clue you in. Zero to Sixty does a yeoman's job in defining the geriatric predicament that we're either already in or will be sooner than we think. At some point, we all begin to take a closer look in that rear-view mirror. Bruce simply challenges us to, "Give life its due respect and take it all in with as many laughs as possible...while it is still a laughing matter."

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Zero to Sixty: Memoirs of an Inexplicable Scot

In this insightful and oftentimes hilarious memoir, Bruce MacMullan takes us on a most entertaining journey through time and place. Starting with his first two decades in Minnesota, Bruce manages to recklessly dispose of the first seven of his allocated nine cat lives before he even gets out of college. From a homemade hydroplane incident you won't believe to almost losing his head in a summer factory job, we witness Bruce continuously surviving the almost unimaginable. You may not be able to fathom what transpires when a novice freshwater sailor is forced to navigate a raging Atlantic storm or what strange chain of events unravel by simply trying to supercharge a golf ball in a microwave, but The Inexplicable Scot will soon clue you in. Zero to Sixty does a yeoman's job in defining the geriatric predicament that we're either already in or will be sooner than we think. At some point, we all begin to take a closer look in that rear-view mirror. Bruce simply challenges us to, "Give life its due respect and take it all in with as many laughs as possible...while it is still a laughing matter."

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Zero to Sixty: Memoirs of an Inexplicable Scot

Zero to Sixty: Memoirs of an Inexplicable Scot

by Bruce MacMullan
Zero to Sixty: Memoirs of an Inexplicable Scot

Zero to Sixty: Memoirs of an Inexplicable Scot

by Bruce MacMullan

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In this insightful and oftentimes hilarious memoir, Bruce MacMullan takes us on a most entertaining journey through time and place. Starting with his first two decades in Minnesota, Bruce manages to recklessly dispose of the first seven of his allocated nine cat lives before he even gets out of college. From a homemade hydroplane incident you won't believe to almost losing his head in a summer factory job, we witness Bruce continuously surviving the almost unimaginable. You may not be able to fathom what transpires when a novice freshwater sailor is forced to navigate a raging Atlantic storm or what strange chain of events unravel by simply trying to supercharge a golf ball in a microwave, but The Inexplicable Scot will soon clue you in. Zero to Sixty does a yeoman's job in defining the geriatric predicament that we're either already in or will be sooner than we think. At some point, we all begin to take a closer look in that rear-view mirror. Bruce simply challenges us to, "Give life its due respect and take it all in with as many laughs as possible...while it is still a laughing matter."


Product Details

BN ID: 2940045787727
Publisher: Bruce MacMullan
Publication date: 03/24/2014
Sold by: Smashwords
Format: eBook
File size: 546 KB

About the Author

Bruce Allen MacMullan, a graduate of Macalester College, is a retired 35-year banker living in Morrison, Colorado. He is foremost a professional survivalist, a "scrape metal impressionist,” a past tennis teaching professional, a deeply disturbed "senior golf tour" wannabe, a husband, father, and soon-to-be grandfather of a next Zero to Sixty generation.

This book is Bruce’s first attempt to shed the slightest flickering light on "man's existence" while still trying to foster some semblance of intellectual "return on investment" from his four years of undergraduate studies.

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