Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology [NOOK Book]

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Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology

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Overview

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Cronus liked to eat babies.

Narcissus probably should have just learned to masturbate.

Odin got construction discounts with bestiality.

Isis had bad taste in jewelry.

Ganesh was the very definition of an unplanned pregnancy.

And Abraham was totally cool about stabbing his kid in the face.

All our lives, we’ve been fed watered-down, PC versions of the classic myths. In reality, mythology is more screwed up than a schizophrenic shaman doing hits of unidentified…wait, it all makes sense now. In Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes, Cory O’Brien, creator of Myths RETOLD!, sets the stories straight. These are rude, crude, totally sacred texts told the way they were meant to be told: loudly, and with lots of four-letter words.

Skeptical? Here are a few more gems to consider:

• Zeus once stuffed an unborn fetus inside his thigh to save its life after he exploded its mother by being too good in bed.

• The entire Egyptian universe was saved because Sekhmet just got too hammered to keep murdering everyone.

• The Hindu universe is run by a married couple who only stop murdering in order to throw sweet dance parties…on the corpses of their enemies.

• The Norse goddess Freyja once consented to a four-dwarf gangbang in exchange for one shiny necklace.

And there’s more dysfunctional goodness where that came from.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781101619674
  • Publisher: Penguin Group (USA)
  • Publication date: 3/5/2013
  • Sold by: Penguin Group
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 304
  • Sales rank: 64,430
  • File size: 10 MB

Meet the Author

Cory O’Brien is a dude who likes myths a whole lot. When he’s not writing about myths, he is usually yelling them at people in bars or posting them on his website, bettermyths.com. He is currently in the MFA program in writing at the School of the Art Institute of Chicago. Also, birds really freak him out
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  • Posted April 2, 2013

    The gods are laughing!

    O'Brien takes a look at the myths that have endured since humans began asking questions like "Where the heck did the earth come from?" and shows us how a little imagination and a lot of free time can spin some pretty odd stories. A hilarious look at what humans have believed and still believe. Written like you would expect a bunch of middle school boys to talk: boobs! balls! boning! Covers myths from around the world and actually does make you think when you wipe away the tears from laughing so hard. I want a tee shirt with the cover art just to make people ask me about the book.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 27, 2013

    Amazing book, especially if you are inclined to procrastinate an

    Amazing book, especially if you are inclined to procrastinate and don't know what to spend your time with instead of studying. I'm a huge mythology enthusiast and this book was hilarious to read with my background knowledge. I would especially recommend it as a present to high school students or basically anyone with a sense of humour.

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  • Posted December 11, 2013

    Bravo

    If this were factual it would make a hell of a lot more sense than what we are taught in school but sadly it is not. It is absolutely hilarious and keeps your interest. I like how the Author makes a bunch of stuff up but ties it in with the truths of what we were taught about mythology growing up, which makes this book a pretty good one if you ask me.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 23, 2013

    Fun times with mythology.

    If you like the book Badass you wikll probably enjoy this, though the authors wit is not always as sharp as Badass' author the presented content is fun and very freaking entertaining. It gets a bit wibbly at the end but finishes very solidly.

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  • Posted February 19, 2013

    This author is a dem-god at the very least, and his T-Shirts are

    This author is a dem-god at the very least, and his T-Shirts are original and funny too! A must read for all you other geeks that like the greeks.

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    Posted October 6, 2013

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