Zombie Versus Fairy Featuring Albinos [NOOK Book]

Overview

In a PERFECT world where everyone DESTROYS everything and eats HUMAN FLESH, one ZOMBIE has had enough: BUCK BURGER. When he rebels at the natural DISORDER, his marriage starts DETERIORATING and a doctor prescribes him an ANTI-DEPRESSANT. Buck meets a beautiful GREEN-HAIRED pharmacist fairy named FAIRY_26 and quickly becomes a pawn in a COLD WAR between zombies and SUPERNATURAL CREATURES. As Fairy_26 flies him between her tree-branch apartment in FAIRYLAND and an ...

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Zombie Versus Fairy Featuring Albinos

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Overview

In a PERFECT world where everyone DESTROYS everything and eats HUMAN FLESH, one ZOMBIE has had enough: BUCK BURGER. When he rebels at the natural DISORDER, his marriage starts DETERIORATING and a doctor prescribes him an ANTI-DEPRESSANT. Buck meets a beautiful GREEN-HAIRED pharmacist fairy named FAIRY_26 and quickly becomes a pawn in a COLD WAR between zombies and SUPERNATURAL CREATURES. As Fairy_26 flies him between her tree-branch apartment in FAIRYLAND and an aircraft-carrier PIRATE SHIP in a zombie-infested DYSTOPIA, Buck Burger struggles to make sense of it all and remain FAITHFUL to his OVERBEARING wife. Does 16-year-old SPIRITUAL LEADER and pirate GUY BOY MAN make an appearance? Of course! Are there MIND-CONTROLLING ALBINOS? Obviously! Is there hot ZOMBIE-ON-FAIRY action? Maybe! WHY AREN'T YOU READING THIS YET?

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Editorial Reviews

Library Journal
As you can tell from the title, this is a very silly book. Zombies run the world, raise humans for meat, and are aided by supernaturals such as fairies. Adding to the craziness, they are apparently controlled by albinos in their heads. Buck is a zombie unhappy with his life, and when he meets Fairy_26, he learns of a plot to change the world order. There are some hilarious set pieces here, such as the zombie grocery store, and the marriage counseling between Buck and his wife. Unfortunately the fever dream of weirdness doesn't coalesce into a comprehensible plot. VERDICT Decent writing and wacky humor can't save this middle volume of a series (following 2012's Ninja Versus Pirate Featuring Zombies) from its own excesses.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781771481427
  • Publisher: HarperCollins Canada
  • Publication date: 5/15/2013
  • Series: How to End Human Suffering
  • Sold by: HARPERCOLLINS
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 225
  • File size: 2 MB

Meet the Author

James Marshall’s short fiction has appeared in numerous Canadian literary magazines: PRISM International, The Malahat Review, Exile, The Literary Quarterly, and Prairie Fire. One of his stories was nominated for the National Magazine Award for fiction, the M&S Journey Prize, and it was a finalist in the 22nd Annual Western Magazine Awards, 2004. A collection of his short stories, Let’s Not Let a Little Thing Like the End of the World Come Between Us, was published by Thistledown Press in 2004, and it was shortlisted for both the 2005 Commonwealth Writers’ Prize (Caribbean and Canada Region) in the ‘Best First Book’ category, and the ReLit Award for short fiction. His first novel in the How To End Human Suffering series, Ninja Versus Pirate Featuring Zombies, was released last year. James lives and writes in BC.

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