Zombies Don't Wear Pants [NOOK Book]

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Excerpt from a journal written by a survivor of the zombie apocalypse.
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Zombies Don't Wear Pants

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Overview

Excerpt from a journal written by a survivor of the zombie apocalypse.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781105309267
  • Publisher: Lulu.com
  • Publication date: 1/25/2012
  • Sold by: LULU PRESS
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 159,730
  • File size: 205 KB

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 8, 2012

    Okay

    At only 4 Nook Tablet pages in length, it was too short. The ending was left open and could have allowed for more text. But, there was none to be had. It was written in a diary type of format that worked for me. It added tension, and provided situational descriptions from a victim's point of view.

    This victim was resigned to his fate, but tried to save his family by packing them up with supplies. He wanted them to leave before his transformation was complete. This was the basic plot here.

    The title made me laugh, but in contrast, the interior content was not humorous at all. I felt a bit mislead. I expected a few one liners or a funny commentary on zombie fashion. This was not that story. It carried a serious and almost desperate tone throughout.

    I was disappointed, but the writing was good. If it were more original, or had some dark humor, then I would have rated it higher. As it is, "Zombies Dont Wear Pants" is worth the five minutes to read it. But, I would not pay for it.

    -AvidReader

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 16, 2012

    Too short

    Could have been an interesting story if expanded. Taking 'short' story to the extreme.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 22, 2012

    Neat

    This is a neat little book. I enjoyed it. Funny.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 15, 2012

    Interesting but too short

    It was reaiiy an interesting point of view. I would have loved to read more.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 9, 2012

    Whatever

    It is 4 pages long. It is a neat consept though.

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 2, 2014

    Markus

    It was dumb and short

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 24, 2013

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    Good for an extremely short story

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 25, 2013

    Good story

    Short and *sweet * okay not sweet. Spoiler alert........., (why did the family have to move, he should have just ended it)

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  • Posted March 3, 2013

    Great short story! Its 4pgs long, short & to the point! It

    Great short story! Its 4pgs long, short & to the point! It goes to show you when living with zombies you always have to be on your guard. This could be expanded.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 11, 2013

    Stupid

    SO STUPIDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 27, 2012

    Holly

    4 pages. Cute. but not what I'd call humorous. But it's free too. So.... worth the 5 min it took to read.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 15, 2012

    Too short

    Way too short

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 4, 2012

    Way too short

    Still ok. You should get it cause its free.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 17, 2012

    Its not humeruos and its poorly written

    If you read unough zed books you'll know that infection takes over you much quicker.Some parts are real like the kids crying for there dad but he got bit and pouring

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