Zombies for Zombies: Advice and Etiquette for the Living Dead

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Overview

So, you've been bitten by a zombie?

Bummer.

But there's no need to panic! Yes, your life will be undergoing a major transformation, but this doesn't have to be the end-all it once was when the Disaster first hit. There have been significant breakthroughs in the last decade in helping you keep significant parts of your wit and dignity. Together we can limit the damage.

Zombies for Zombies is a motivational guide designed specifically to make a profound difference in your accidental, strange new life. You say you don't want to become another one of those ghastly creatures you see on the news out in the Tempe Containment Zone? You don't have to—if you follow the great advice inside, including:



How to dress for your new lifestyle Handy recipes for brains
Fitness ideas for keeping you somewhat energetic
New skin-care techniques to help ward off "rotting flesh syndrome"
How to overcome that darned zombie social stigma
Dance steps for the motor-impaired

Completely Revised and Updated Since the Containment Zone Disaster!

"Face it, being bitten by a zombie is inevitable. Thanks to this indispensable book, we can finally stop making survival plans and start making the most of our new lives as zombies. Even for the uninfected, Zombies For Zombies is a scream."
—Daniel H. Wilson, author of How to Survive a Robot Uprising

  • David P. Murphy
    David P. Murphy

Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781402220128
  • Publisher: Sourcebooks, Incorporated
  • Publication date: 10/1/2009
  • Pages: 272
  • Sales rank: 252,337
  • Product dimensions: 5.90 (w) x 7.90 (h) x 0.90 (d)

Meet the Author

David P. Murphy is a living, breathing guy, who spends an excessive amount of quality time thinking and writing about zombies. He obtained his Ph.Z. from the prestigious Port-Au-Prince Capon Academy, and currently can be seen shambling about the Bay Area where he closely guards his brains.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 3, 2010

    Self help books should be somewhat realistic

    The author tries to be funny, and the ones that try are the ones that fail. This book is based on nothing real. I do understand the word fiction, however, I am a believer that one day zombieism could happen so I tend to like books along these lines. Zombies for Zombies writes about pills to take to help you fell better along the transition that will not ever exist. Meal plans, retirement facilities, sexual positions, dance moves...none of this is funny nor thought provoking in any way. A total waste of money.

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  • Posted August 28, 2009

    Be ready for your post-life!

    If you're looking for something imaginative, entertaining, and laugh-out-loud funny, check out "Zombies for Zombies." You don't have to be a zombie fan to get a kick out of this book. Anybody with a sense of humor and an inclination to mock self-help books will enjoy the helpful advice and zany illustrations found in "Advice and Etiquette for the Living Dead." If you're not amused, have someone check your pulse.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 10, 2010

    Disappointing

    I had high expectations for this book and I was pretty disappointed. The writer tries to be witty and funny but fails and it gets very distracting. It makes it tough to get into the book. I would recommend picking up one of Max Brooks' excellent books rather than this one.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 27, 2010

    NOT AS GOOD AS EXPECTED

    I love Zombies and I love the For Dummies books but this book doesn't live up to my expectations. It didn't hold my interest long enough to read past the 1st chapter and a half.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 11, 2010

    Post lifers this one is for you!

    It was laugh out loud funny and entertaining. If you need a good laugh and do not take life too serioulsy this is the book for you. While it may seem bleak being about zombies and all it is uplifting and something I may even look forward to :)

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    Posted September 13, 2010

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