Zoolarious Animal Jokes for Kids [NOOK Book]

Overview

Q: Why can't you trust a pig?
A: It will always squeal on you.

Q: Why was the bird nervous after lunch?
A: He had butterflies in his...
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Zoolarious Animal Jokes for Kids

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Overview

Q: Why can't you trust a pig?
A: It will always squeal on you.

Q: Why was the bird nervous after lunch?
A: He had butterflies in his stomach.

Q: What kind of bear doesn't have any teeth?
A: A gummy bear.

All kids love animals, and all kids love to laugh. Now the author of the bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids offers this fresh collection of hundreds of animal-themed jokes that will have animal lovers rolling in the aisles.

Forget about chickens crossing roads. Zoolarious Animal Jokes for Kids is a veritable joke jungle for young comedians everywhere.

Rob Elliott has been a publishing professional for more than fifteen years. Rob lives in West Michigan, where in his spare time he enjoys laughing out loud with his wife and four children.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781441238276
  • Publisher: Baker Publishing Group
  • Publication date: 5/1/2012
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 128
  • Sales rank: 209,088
  • File size: 8 MB

Meet the Author

Rob Elliott is the author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids, and Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids, and has been a publishing professional for more than fifteen years. Rob lives in West Michigan, where in his spare time he enjoys laughing out loud with his wife and four children.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 5, 2012

    Awh, i think its cute

    Kids of all ages will love this it so cute. I dont know what you people are saying that it is dumb and stupid because i think it is cute . And its classic jokes like one is .... " what do gators drink when they work-out" ...... " gator- ade ".

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 29, 2012

    Sample

    Dont get sample there is no jokes

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 5, 2012

    LOL!

    What a great "clean" joke book. Kids of all ages will love this.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted November 5, 2013

    It was decent, made me smile, my daughter liked it. There were s

    It was decent, made me smile, my daughter liked it. There were several jokes that were cut off at the edge of the page and didn't finish on the next line.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 20, 2013

    Cajfjsiiidk Cat,dog$$+$god

    Poop ben aeog

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 8, 2013

    Prittygirlasia

    Boring my six year old brother did not like it not even my ten month old sister liked it

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 30, 2013

    To the jerk below

    My mom is a tech perfessor and teaches science... dont call my mon dumb

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 3, 2013

    Dragonboy01

    Sorry for trying to have fun, you &$*%.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 3, 2013

    I think it's cute to my baby coisin loved it!!!

    This is a cute book:)

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 2, 2013

    No

    Worst book ever dont read this book .

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 26, 2013

    Terrible

    This book really ssssssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkssssssssssssss!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 8, 2013

    Duck song

    Duck wadeld up to a lemonade stand and said to the man running the stand "hey bum bum bum" got any grapes.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 27, 2012

    Boring

    This book was so boring that I fell asleep after the first joke.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 20, 2012

    To below

    You do know that gatorade was named that because of the university of florida GATORS. As in gator aide because it helps the players. That joke was stupid

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 10, 2012

    Bad

    Terrible

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 31, 2012

    Is the sample good?

    ?????

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 29, 2012

    funny

    funny

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 8, 2012

    This is funny

    Its moorific!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 29, 2012

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    Posted January 31, 2013

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