In a fantasy inspired by a misheard lyric in the TLC song "Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls," Sally, the Sanguine Sorceress of the South, has been cast out of the Land of Oz, and found herself stranded in a mysterious island. There, with lovelorn fanfiction character Darlene Dove, the Ghost of Hamlet's Father, and more, she teams up with Jason Waterfalls, Lord of Charmingfell, in a heroic attempt to escape the Island. Little does she know what peril awaits her...