Table of Contents
Prologue: America's Prince and Princess 1
Chapter 1 Rules Are Dangerous 4
Chapter 2 The Tuesday Beatings 13
Chapter 3 Family First 24
Chapter 4 She's Got the Biggest Set of Balls in the Room 32
Chapter 5 The Tower of Debt 43
Chapter 6 The Conversion 50
Chapter 7 "They Are Like Robots" 60
Chapter 8 A Most Convenient Candidate 70
Chapter 9 Making New Friends 80
Chapter 10 Is This That Bad? 89
Chapter 11 Kushner's Disappearing Act 102
Chapter 12 The Secretary of Everything 122
Chapter 13 The Anbang Bang 140
Chapter 14 St. Rex 144
Chapter 15 He'll Take Anything 157
Chapter 16 The Shock Felt Around the World 162
Chapter 17 "That Would Be a Felony" 171
Chapter 18 First Family 181
Chapter 19 The Newspaper Industry Is Out to Get Me 192
Chapter 20 Trump Is Different and I'm Different 196
Chapter 21 The Passover Revelation 207
Chapter 22 The Double-Dipper 210
Chapter 23 Charlie Barks and Bites 217
Chapter 24 Prison Reform, Mommy grams, and NAFTA 223
Chapter 25 Mr. Bone Saw and the Real Estate Agent 231
Epilogue: The Selfie President 236
Acknowledgments 241
Notes 243
Index 287