Shoplifting… May be the stupidest crime that one can ever be caught at doing. It has been said, that if prostitution is the oldest crime, then shoplifting has to be a close second.

Did you know that Canadian retailers loose, on average, $1.0 billion dollars a year from outright theft? That’s about $1 million dollars a day.

Enter the world of the shoplifter from the professionals who try to stop them. Read about the stupidity that goes along with being a shoplifter from a collection of laughable true stories from all over. You will wonder how the retail trade can actually stay afloat with this collection of dumb and dumber individuals. Can people actually be this stupid?

And Now for your entertainment… Shoplifting... The Funnier Side... By Gary Miles