100 Percent True

100 Percent True

by Gerald Daniele


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Tag along with outdoor enthusiast, triplet, poet, and deli owner Gerald Daniele on twenty-five of his most entertaining true-life adventures and his witty poetry in 100 Percent True.

With his brother, his best sidekick, and various friends as accomplices, Daniele's exploits are packed with enough action to make any man yearn for some male bonding time. Whether they're busy derailing a train, horsing around in "devil's cool whip", or racing mountain bikes in the nude, Daniele and his posse create a treasure trove of hilarious memories.

In addition to his machismo-filled stories, Daniele invites you to enjoy his unique rhyming words of wisdom that he likes to refer to as "poetry for ordinary people"--poetry minus the confusion, befuddlement, or brain strain associated with conventional prose. Daniele shares his views on an assorted list of subjects, such as:

  • Fantasizing
  • Self-absorption
  • Alien food shopping
  • Purgatory
  • Dream stealing
  • Time, and much more

100 Percent True is a captivating peek into the constantly moving mind of Daniele. His priceless recollections--that only a man with a deep appreciation for life can properly recount--will have you laughing from beginning to end.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780595350292
Publisher: iUniverse, Incorporated
Publication date: 06/03/2005
Pages: 164
Product dimensions: 6.00(w) x 9.00(h) x 0.38(d)

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100 Percent True 5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 3 reviews.
Guest More than 1 year ago
I'd love to sit around a campfire one autumn night listening to Garrison Keillor and Gerald Daniele swap stories. Mr. Daniele is now doing for New Jersey what Mr. Keillor does so quintessentially for Minnesota. Daniele is a natural born storyteller, expressing himself in essays and poetry with a winning blend of savvy, naiveté, and humor. His work somehow reminds me of classic folk songs whose tales unfold in leisurely verses without the artificial commercialized structures of mass-market pop. Daniele doesn't force formulaic structure on his stories but instead lets them unfold naturally. Their authentic voice holds a quiet magic, reawakening you to your own life stories and memories as you read...and keeping you smiling along the way. Daniele brings his everyday experiences to life in a way that inspires me to pay fresh attention to each day, and his sense of connecting with people and nature - and laughter - calls me back to what really matters most.
Guest More than 1 year ago
I met Gerald on a poetry website and was inspired by his poetry. Now that I have read his book, I would have to say that he has a great future as a writer of short stories. His tales are reminiscent of Mark Twain's Huckelberry Finn and Tom Sawyer. This book will appeal to all age groups. It is a book that will be treasured for a lifetime, and I wouldn't be surprised if it ends up on the New York Times bestseller list. A MUST BUY.
Guest More than 1 year ago
I thoroughly enjoyed this book. The author really loves life and finds humor in everything. He seems like a happy camper and the way he thinks is infectious. I Really liked the poetry and I re-read it many times. I'm tempted to buy his poetry book he mentions at the end of this book. New talent.