Every twentysomething needs a little black book of secrets.Our twenties are filled with confusion, terrible jobs, anticipation, disappointment, cubicles, break-ups, transition, quarter-life crisis, loneliness, post-college what the heck, moderate success sandwiched between complete failure. We need a worn and weathered guide stashed somewhere close by to help shed some light on this defining decade.
That guide is this book.
Expanded from the blog post "21 Secrets for Your 20s" that spread like Internet wildfire with nearly a million readers in 190 countries, 101 Secrets for Your Twenties will encourage, inspire, prompt a plethora of LOLs, and kick-start your life forward with its witty, honest, and hilarious wisdom-stuffed pearls to help you rock life in your twenties.
This is the perfect gift for college graduation. Or the best Christmas present you can give to the 20-something in your life.
For everyone and anyone who is struggling through becoming an adult ... You need 101 Secrets for Your Twenties.
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101 Secrets for Your Twenties
By Paul Angone
Moody PublishersCopyright © 2013 Paul Angone
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Sometimes surviving your 20s is nothing more glamorous than just holding on for dear life on the back of an inner tube like a kid being whipped around by a speed boat.
You can't see a thing.
Repeated waves knock the wind out of you.
Your hands are gripped so tight your fingers begin to cramp.
And your only choice of survival is to just let go.CHAPTER 2
The possibility for greatness and embarrassment both exist in the same space. If you're not willing to be embarrassed, you're probably not willing to be great.
A couple years ago while riding my bike at a park, I came across a peculiar, once-in-a-lifetime sight—a Beach Boys cover band up on a stage playing to a crowd of about 500 people. Like a moth to the flame of '60s music I stood there, when the band made an announcement:
"For our last song we need five volunteers to come on stage and play some air guitar. The crowd will vote on the best performance with the winner getting this!" The lead singer held up a beautiful, white Les Paul guitar. "First five that make it up front, make it on stage!"
Free guitar!? I couldn't have pulled up at a better time as I had a 50-foot head start on anyone in the crowd. People began to stand. A few started to run. I took two steps. Then froze. I looked at the size of the crowd. Anxiety rushed through me like I'd downed three Mountain Dews before running with the bulls.
Making a fool of myself for a free guitar? Was it worth it?
I didn't know a soul in the crowd. Get me on stage and I'll come alive and put on a show. But that takes me actually getting on stage.
I deliberated. I debated. And by the time I slowly sauntered over, they had chosen the five.
I missed the moment.
I then watched the five who made it on stage give halfhearted, lame attempts at air guitar that would've made Jimi Hendrix cry—their fear of embarrassment making it embarrassing. I felt sick because that guitar could've been mine.
But you have to be on the stage to win. They weren't going to give the guitar to the bystander in the front row who swore he could've done it better.
THE FEAR OF EMBARRASSMENT KILLS
The possibility for embarrassment and greatness usually exist in the same space. It's difficult to remove one and not the other. When you do, you exist in the middle. Mediocrity your brand. No one saying a thing about you—good or bad. Why would they?
That's where I've existed most days. How many moments have I lived in a sterile, white-walled existence where my perceived appearance is the wild card that trumps all?
Well nuts to that. Let's overnight the fear of embarrassment to the unreachable depths of the south pole.
The fear of embarrassment poisons creativity.
The fear of embarrassment stifles risk.
The fear of embarrassment lets insecurities call the shots.
Embarrassment thrives like a fungus in the petri dish of "what will others think?"
Who cares what others think?
Let them exist in the middle.
I want my guitar.
Who's with me?CHAPTER 3
Making and keeping friendships in your 20s is harder than G.I. Joe's abs.
Making friends was so easy when we were kids. Or at least that's how my nostalgia remembers it.
You tackled a kid at recess. Partnered with someone for Bio Lab. Played a basketball game at the park. Got cast in a play. Moved into a dorm.
Then bam, you had a friend.
Lots of them.
Like the kid whose dad worked for Nintendo—friends just waiting at your doorstep.
And then college happened—the height of Friend Mania.
And then college ended and with it, so did many of your friendships.
WHERE DID ALL THE FRIENDSHIPS GO????
Then you entered the abyss—the Friend Abyss.
Your 20s and 30s are deep, uncharted waters where friends are dumped in black bags never to be seen again.
All those friends-are-friends-forever friends, gone—the apparent expiration date on "forever" lasting about two and a half years.
Because you move. Get married. Have kids. Or work a 60-hour a week job. Keeping friendships in your 20s becomes harder than G.I. Joe's abs (that's prison-walls-hard, people) because you don't have the same shared experiences anymore. You're not going to class, then eating lunch, going to practice, eating dinner, hanging out until 2 a.m. like you did in college.
Now your best friend calls and the first thought in your head might be, "Really. Now. I don't have time."
You stare at the phone as if to say "I'm sorry" as the ring lets out one last cry for help before it's sent to voicemail like a kid sent to detention for not showing up on time.
Maybe you'll call back in a day, or maybe a week. But most likely when you do, you'll get voicemail too. Then you'll begin the respected twentysomething tradition: Voicemail Tag. Almost as fun as freeze tag when we were kids, with one big difference—it's not fun at all.
So after a couple back-and-forths on voicemail, then a couple texts, then a couple Facebook messages—next thing you know your friendship has been reduced to throwing out the once-a-year "Happy B-Day!!!!" Facebook wall post, giving it four "!!!!" to show just how excited you really are about your friend (check that friendship off for another year).
MAKING NEW FRIENDS
If keeping up with old friends is hard, making new ones is Bruce Lee-Fists-of-Destruction harder.
Between work, spouse, babies, work outside of work, and then those silly things like the need to sleep, who has time to go meet new people? And then actually go through the long, awkward process of Friending.
And the only thing harder than finding new friends post-college? Finding new couple friends post-college. Now four people to toss into the Compatibility Blender.
And the only thing harder than finding couple friends post-college? Finding couple married friends with young babies who:
A. Aren't on the fast track to divorce. So that by the time you finally go through all the awkward lunches, meet-and-greets, and you seal the friendship deal, one of them isn't off with their new assistant.
B. All four adults like each other, but the baby keeps slapping yours in the face and throwing temper tantrums like a spoiled teenager who gets a Kia for her first car instead of a BMW.
This twentysomething friend-shoot ain't easy...CHAPTER 4
Your 20s are about having the courage to write a frightful first draft.
I think most of us went into our 20s expecting a box office smash, when instead our twentysomething story is not even going to make it to the theaters. At least not yet.
As a writer, I used to be bummed about all the time and effort I spent writing hundreds of pages that would never see the light. But as I grew as a writer I learned that you have to write a lot of really atrocious first drafts before you can find the story you need to tell.
Our 20s are the same way. For many years it will be about getting words down on paper that we'll edit later. Plans will fail because that's part of Frightful First Draftdom. But five rewrites later, we'll lean back and say, "Wow, that's actually not too bad."
We have to be willing to allow ourselves to write some terrible first drafts.
You can't have a good story without a good struggle.CHAPTER 5
Don't ever, ever check Facebook when you're
C. Depressed and drinking.
E. Struggling for being blessed with singleness while some of your friends seem to be blessed wit a Brad Pitt lookalike and that blazing white picket fence shining with the glory of the American Dream on steroids.
OR–F. Anytime after 9:17 p.m.CHAPTER 6
Life will never feel like it's supposed to.
When am I going to experience the success I am supposed to? I've asked that question exactly 4,399 times and only now am I catching a whiff of the answer.
Because what the heck is "supposed to"? Who holds the blueprint for my life—down to the number of kids, salary, and size of my house? Who decides "supposed to"?
"Supposed to" is a lie. A fairy tale. It is the stealer of peace and productivity. It is the leading cause of Obsessive Comparison Disorder with everyone who "has it better."
No one has it all figured out. No one holds their first child with all the answers. Not many walk right into their passion from the graduation stage. Not everyone gets married like they're "supposed to" or climbs the corporate ladder full of broken rungs.
If we keep trying to live other people's lives, who is going to live ours?
Being twentysomething can feel like Death by Unmet Expectations. However, you are right now, at this moment, exactly where you need to be. You'll just only be able to see that five years and thirty-three days from today.
Let go of "supposed to." Tie an anvil around its neck and throw it out to sea.
If we're always trying to live like we're "supposed to," we're never going to truly live.CHAPTER 7
Feel no shame in seeking help from a counselor or therapist. We all have rotting junk we try to wrap and hide under the Christmas tree. Get rid of it before it smells up your entire holiday.
There is nothing more depressing than searching for a counselor to help with your depression.
At 24 years old, depression was seeping under my bedroom door like a gas leak, and I had no idea who to call to help plug it up.
I mean, find a counselor? How does one go about doing such a thing? It's not exactly something you post on Facebook.
"Hey, does anyone have a good recommendation for a Thai restaurant downtown? Oh, and a good therapist who specializes in depression and an anxiety that feels like your heart has been injected with 1,500 milligrams of caffeine?"
And if finding a counselor who you connect with isn't hard enough, finding a counselor who you connect with and can actually afford is a miracle worthy of a burning bush crossing the Red Sea. Sure, lots of us twentysomethings have an extra $300 a month lying around for mental health. I just didn't happen to be one of them.
But we all need help. And sometimes the greatest help we need is help finding help.CHAPTER 8
Those friends who are uber-successful in their 20s are the outlier—not the norm.
If your friend is rolling around in that Range Rover or is posting pictures in front of that three-story mini-mansion, your friend either:
— Robbed a bank.
— Is making heavy withdrawals from their parents' piggy bank.
— Is making heavy withdrawals from Visa's plastic bank.
— Is part of the .02 percent Twentysomethings Club that are making heavy deposits on their own.
But remember, sometimes it's those who have the sleekest exteriors and the prettiest dining room sets who have the most garbage shoved in their closets.CHAPTER 9
Stating in a bad relationship is like letting your heart lie in the sun too long and then being surprised when it burns.CHAPTER 10
You grow INTO growing UP. (Part One)
HERE ARE 29 SIGNS YOU'RE ... GASP ... AN ADULT!
1. Ikea has become your Disneyland
2. Sleep goes from being your nemesis whom you avoid, to your best friend whom you wish would come over more often.
3. Watching three hours straight of your favorite show begins to feel slightly less productive than it used to.
4. You hear a baby crying and your first reaction is not to run, but to help.
5. If all the work emails you've read and written were placed side by side, they would cross the Atlantic Ocean. There and back.
6. 10:00 p.m. is late. 11:00 p.m. is dangerous. 12:00 is insanity. 1:00 a.m. is a fairy tale you remember hearing about in college.
7. Your body begins to ache from your vigorous lack of movement.
8. You begin discussions with "Can you believe kids these days?"
9. Debt goes from being this fairy tale to be repaid in a land far, far, away. To your daily reality show.
10. Memories of how you're going to feel Sunday morning actually begin to factor into your decisions on Saturday night.
11. A Christmas sweater with a reindeer on it feels like a good idea. And you're not being ironic.
12. You've mastered the interview this is my dream job nod-and-smile for a job you don't want and can't believe you're applying for.
13. Facebook goes from being a hobby, to an obsession, to a chore you dread.
14. 93 percent of the photos on your phone are of your baby or pet. The remaining pictures are things you're trying to sell on Craigslist to make room for them.
15. You start cushioning all vacations with an extra day off for "recovery time."
16. Having lower lumbar support has become a major concern.
17. The thought of buying a new sofa or kitchen appliance makes you as giddy as a 12-year-old at a Justin Bieber concert.
18. You don't spend the week organizing your plans for Saturday night. No, organizing is your plans for Saturday night.
19. You haven't sprinted in two years. Something you realize too late as you try to dash across the street to avoid oncoming traffic, only to pull muscles you forgot you had.
20. Classical music becomes this weird, welcomed breather.
21. You have your first kid and realize what it's like to be young, be a parent, and have no clue what you're doing! And for the first time in your life, you actually begin to understand your parents.
22. You don't have any kids. But you have two dogs or cats. Whom you treat as your kids.
23. You're losing hair and gaining babies at an alarming rate.
24. You have a gym membership. That you've used twice in a year. One of those times was when you bought the membership. The other was when you tried to cancel it.
25. Your favorite movie and music posters are replaced by actual art. Granted, you purchased said "art" at Target or Ikea, but still.
26. You've caught yourself saying more than once, "I'm getting too old for this."
27. Doing the dishes becomes your relaxing getaway.
28. You go to a college campus and wonder why there are so many high schoolers there. Then someone says you're actually looking at a group of college sophomores.
29. You now understand what your parents meant when they said, "You'll understand when you're older."CHAPTER 11
Lousy Jobs are The Twentysomething Rite of Passage.
We no longer send a boy into the woods with a spear and a prayer to kill a wild boar, have a vision in the clouds, and then come back a Man.
No, but I'd argue we still have rites of passage.
Armed with a coffee mug, twentysomethings are sent into the inhabitable Land of Cubicles, to see a vision in a computer screen, kill a few presentations, and come back a real.live.adult ready to make their contribution.
I've had a slew of sludgy jobs myself. But now, I am thankful for all the jobs I once lamented. It's because of them, not in spite of, that I've begun to enter into that sweet spot of my passion aligning with how I make some moola.
However, before our chalice runneth over with thankfulness, let's shoot straight for a second.
Dung-Filled Jobs have always been around. My grandpa worked at a paper mill (dimly lit factory of hard manual labor) for thirty years, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK.
Our jobs mixing machiattos or encased in cubicles would've probably seemed a Vocation Vacation for millions from generations past and present.
Now please hear me, I'm not standing on Henry my High Horse yelling at you to "buck up, pardner" and stop complaining. I'm just reminding us all that it could be heckuva-lot worse. A little perspective can be powerful in making that sludgy job smell a little better.
So why am I now thankful for all my former jobs? Because we can learn the most in the jobs we like the least .
Take for example, my stint at a call center getting cussed out on the hour, every hour for something I couldn't fix or change. I wanted to quit every.single.day. But I was getting married in six months and couldn't afford a jaunt down Unemployment Lane.
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Table of ContentsIntroduction “The Secrets” The Secret to Applying the 101 Secrets Acknowledgments
What People are Saying About This
Like advice from a wiser, funnier, older brother . . . Paul's been there, done that, and wants to save you some pain and some trouble.Seth Godin, New York Times bestseller and author of The Icarus Deception
You can be frustrated, fearful, and stressed out about your twenties or you can read this book, get a wake-up call and put yourself on the right path. Paul's advice on how to be successful in your twenties is timely, important, and will help you feel more confident in your own skin.Dan Schawbel, bestselling author of Me 2.0 and Promote Yourself
Life will never feel like it's supposed to. That's just one of the many motivating gems in Paul Angone's 101 Secrets for Your Twenties, which is the mid-to-late Millennials' answer to the Quarterlife Crisis. As a companion to Paul's successful website, AllGroanUp.com, the book gets to the heart of the worries on every twentysomething's mind and addresses them with straight-talk and humor.Alexandra Levit, author of Blind Spots: The 10 Business Myths You Can't Afford to Believe On Your New Path to Success
This book is funny, heartfelt, and important. Your twenties are a time of life that most people tend to glamorize or dismiss. Paul does neither. I especially liked #6.Jeff Goins, author of Wrecked: When a Broken World Slams into Your Comfortable Life
I love this book. 101 Secrets for Your Twenties is like a concentrated blender-shot of fluorescent green, ice crystally advice, insight, and wisdom. Toss your head back and enjoy the cold jolt.Neil Pasricha, author of the New York Times bestseller The Book of Awesome
101 Secrets is a masterpiece. Full of brilliant advice wrapped in belly-laughing hilarity, Paul Angone has a true gift for troubleshooting the trials and tribulations of post-grad adulthood. This book is a must-read for twentysomethings and beyond who are struggling with how to navigate in today's hyper-connected, chaotic world—and the book itself is formatted as a fun, engaging page-turner. Paul promises "wheelbarrows full of wisdom-stuffed pearls, laced with humor and vulnerability," and that's exactly what you're going to get. Just don't ask him to whip you up a Venti half-caf 2.5-shot sugar-free-vanilla no-foam upside-down latte.Jenny Blake, author of Life after College: The Complete Guide to Getting What You Want
Paul gives humorously wise insights that will give twentysomethings a sneak peak of what's to come, perspective that will help them breathe and the reality that they aren't alone. My top three . . . er . . . sixteen were: #2, #3, #7, #9, #18, #21, #24, #38, #47, #77, #80, #84, #87, #95, #100 and #10’s nineteenth sign made me say, "TRUTH!" out-loud. Being the ripe 30-year-old that I am, you can trust me.Joy Eggerichs, director of Love and Respect Now
Paul is an emerging voice for this generation. He understands the unique struggle of those going through the rocky, ambiguous, thrilling decade of their twenties and has a gift for delivering rock-solid truth packaged in laugh-out-loud humor.Christine Hassler, author of 20 Something Manifesto, speaker, life coach
Paul knows twentysomethings. He shares secrets that are really gold, even to non-twentysomethings. Gold to understanding twentysomethings. Gold to understanding today. Understanding this generation. Understanding your kids. The book helps me be a better father . . . a better pastor. I feel more prepared. Don't tell my boys—or the young people at my church. It's supposed to be a secret.Ron Edmondson, pastor, organizational leadership consultant
101 Secrets is the perfect mix of humor and wisdom. I read it in a single sitting, but the insights will stick with me for a long time. My favorites are #2, #5, #33, #71, #81 and #97 (plus several more but I was only allowed to pick a few). Where was this book when I graduated from college?Allison Vesterfelt, author of Packing Light
What Paul Angone has done in 101 Secrets for Your Twenties may well be the definitive field manual for post-graduates. He's a gifted writer, blending humor, stories, truth, and advice in a way that makes anyone the wiser for picking this up. Best of all, he helps young people lay a foundation for success later in life. If you don't believe me, then read #7, #19, or #61.Sam Davidson, author, college speaker, social entrepreneur
I always tell people that I'm enjoying my 30s way more than my 20s and now I know why: I didn't have this book! Secrets #21 and #36 alone would have helped me through so many situations. I can't tell you how happy I am that this book exists for the next generation!Bryan Allain, author of This is NOT a Treasure Map and Actually, Clams Are Miserable
As a recent escapee of my twenties, I wish I had been given a book like this when I graduated from college. In an age when we are led to believe that a college diploma is a winning lottery ticket for a dream job, and uber-success is as easy as writing the perfect status update on Facebook, Paul’s book is a fantastic, fun, and above all true guide for the often frustrated, fearful, or just flat broke twentysomething. Keep a special lookout for secret #8, #21, and #76. Secret #76 has been pretty much the last ten years for me.Matt Appling, teacher, pastor, and author of Life After Art: What You Forgot About Life and Faith Since You Left the Art Room
101 Secrets for Your Twenties is a refreshingly honest compilation of life truths. Paul Angone has cleverly put into words our twentysomething experience, yet with a passionate and purposeful goal of helping young adults navigate this unique stage in life without regret. If you're like me, you'll laugh (especially at secrets #5, #17, and #44), ponder (secrets #29 and #43), and say a lot of “Amens!” along the way (secrets #1, #21, and #53).Adam York, editor, Collegiate magazine
A subtitle for this book might well be “How do you face the realities of life in your twenties?” Paul treats the issues one faces whether they are career-related, personal relationships, or individual hang-ups in addition to a host of other issues with amazing honesty, creativity, and wisdom beyond his years. I wish his 101 Secrets had been in print when I was entering my late and post-teen years. Whether it be secret #7, #27 or #77, or any of his 101 secrets, Paul provides incredible insight in helping a young person cope with a wide variety of life issues. This is a great read at any age, but especially valuable for young adults and I highly recommend it!David C. Bicker, PhD, professor emeritus and Founding Chair of the Department of Communication Studies at Azusa Pacific University
Introducing Paul Angone. A raw human being. A fellow human struggler. A creative, gifted writer who is good at making fun of himself.
Paul sort of splats out his frustrations in delineated fashion and then tidies them up into a comedy act and finalizes the show with some serious good advice that applies to people well beyond their twenties. If you're looking for your destiny and can't find it, then steal away somewhere and read this book. It's a punchy non-preachy pep talk that will help you persevere and not settle for something less like mediocrity.Sarah Sumner, author of Men and Women in the Church
This is the kind of book that I wish I had read when I was in my twenties. It would have saved me from some unnecessary trial and error experiences including the anxiety that came with some of my ill-informed choices. Paul's humorous approach to some of life's early challenges will help the reader maintain a healthy perspective as some common assumptions are challenged. My favorite secret is #62, which I believe to be the key to lifelong healthy living.Ray Rood, founder of The Genysys Group
When I read Paul Angone's second secret, I was hooked: "The possibility for greatness and embarrassment both exist in the same space. If you're not willing to be embarrassed, you're probably not willing to be great." Paul's capacity for embarrassment makes his book a very, very funny one. It's worth reading if for no other reason that it will make you laugh out loud as it did me. But it is much more: it is wise. I've worked with so-called twentysomethings for twenty years, and I have stopped reading the boring dissertations social scientists write to explain these folks. Paul's collection of zany epigrams beats them all, hands down.Ben Patterson, campus pastor, Westmont College
A wry, witty confection of insights about life in the twenties, for emerging adults from one who knows them well and is still one of them at heart.Jeffrey Jensen Arnett, author (with Elizabeth Fishel) of When Will My Grown Up Kid Grow Up? and Emerging Adulthood