Politically incorrect, wildly funny, outrageous and truthful "101 Things That Piss Me Off, expletives from behind closed doors" will have you laughing until you cry. This irreverent book of humor is all about the things that PISS YOU off, not just the Author. Taking no prisoners Summers is your voice of outrage at the rude, thoughtless, obnoxious people and companies that are pervasive in our society today. She has something to say about all of them that will leave you wanting more. Taking aim she slots in Hot Flashes, Memos to Companies and Individuals and Suggestions to make your life and theirs better. Like Delivery Companies...Hire Gorillas, they don't take sick leave, can place a package on your porch and don't complain! A few of the hysterical outrages are: Those drivers that attach themselves to your bumper while driving 75 mph. They are close enough for you to see the color of their contacts; the sexting salesgirl who leaves that plastic security device in your new pants causing you to use a hammer and chisel for removal. You ruin your pants in the process; the delivery driver who tosses your computer over the fence or leaves your overnight envelope containing important documents in the snow in your driveway, are all targets of Summers humor. You might find yourself canonized on the pages as well if you have ever stood in a 12 items or less line at the market with a cart full of goodies or ran back to find something you forgot while leaving a line of shoppers waiting or even hogged two parking spaces with your over-sized SUV. An easy read, just open it anywhere for a laugh. It's great for the bedside table or as a travel companion, anywhere you go. You are going to read this incredible book again and again and will want to give it to those you love and probably to those you don't love. It's that funny. This is THE book to laugh over until you cry and to give as a welcomed gift.
About the Author
#1 Best Selling Author Georgene Summers is a born entrepreneur with a wild streak in her that just won't quit. An Adventurer, Author, Talk Show Host, Wild-Life Photographer, Strategic Intervention Change Coach, Marriage & Relationship Coach, Inventor, Businesswoman, Fashionista, and sometimes whirling dervish the wildly animated Summers seems to have done it all. Georgene spent several highly successful decades in the fashion accessories business between Los Angeles and New York City when she finally decided to embark on a variety of new careers. Several years on Wall Street as a Commodities Associate proved to be rewarding but stressful. In the early 80's she left Wall Street to build a nightclub in midtown-Manhattan. Summers, always just slightly ahead of her time built a 15,000 square foot club that became the home away from home for models, chic Euro trash and celebrities galore. The club, called Bolero, prided itself on privacy and chic decadence and hosted many hot and happening parties which celebrated stars like Mary Wilson of the Supremes, the wild and wonderful Grace Jones, the original Village People, the late Andy Warhol and Lifestyles guru Robin Leach. She plunged into her next re-creation and started two businesses, telecommunications and fitness. Since 1996 she has been going on safari in Africa alone with her Masai guide Hagai. In 2002 Georgene made a decision that would change her life as she knew it. She moved to Africa alone.. As part of a self-funded Humanitarian Project Georgene started working with Xhosa tribeswomen teaching them how to make commercially viable beaded cellphone bags. In 2004 after deciding to return to America she accidentally met her soulmate. The rest is history. They married on New Years Eve 2004. Summers was traveling back and forth from Africa to the states working with him to bring focus to the project that he loves...Bugz a Humanitarian project. Not one to stay still for long and with her telecommunications business slowing, Georgene took another leap off the cliff and went back to school to study with renowned Motivational Speaker Tony Robbins at Robbins Madanes Institute. In 90 days she graduated with commendations and is a Certified Strategic Intervention Coach and Marriage & Relationship Coach. Just Ask her and she will tell you how she Empowers and Inspires Women with Hope, Courage, Confidence and the Tools to live all of their dreams and realize their fullest potential for growth and greatness.
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One of the funniest books I have ever read. I never wanted to put it down. The author tells it like it really is for all of my gripes and upsets but in a satirical, politically incorrect and humorous way that had me laughing until I was crying. I am going to buy this book for all my friends as I know they are going to love it. This is a great and easy read. Just open it up anyplace and you will be on the floor with laughter.