“I’m Professor LeGrand, of LeGrand Universitythe world’s foremost expert on monster diversity. Some monsters are charming; as guests they’re enjoyed. But the ones I’ll describe are best to avoid.”
Come along with Professor LeGrand as he warns readers about the outrageous habits and appalling behavior of thirteen mischievous monsters whom the creature teacher hopes the readers never have to meet. There’s the…
Scarce Sissyfoos: They live in dark wells by old country roads and dine on wet sneakers and unlucky toads.
Mess Monsters: They should not be let in; they’ll paint pudding pie murals depicting a pig, stick bubble-gum wads in your aunt’s silver wig.
Hedge-Standing Snit: Be extremely careful while clipping your hedgesdon’t snip a Snit’s hair with your clipper edges, for a fit-throwing Snit can be greatly unkind, and won’t be content until he’s bit your behind!
|Publisher:||Peachtree Publishing Company|
|Product dimensions:||9.44(w) x 12.38(h) x 0.52(d)|
|Age Range:||6 - 10 Years|
About the Author
Kevin Shortsleeve holds degrees from Emerson College, University of Florida, and the University of Oxford. A professor of Children’s Literature at Christopher Newport University, he lives in Virgina.
Michael Austin is a graduate of the University of Southern Mississippi, a creative director, and the illustrator of several books. He lives in Georgia.