99 Of The Best Yo Mama Jokes Ever!

99 Of The Best Yo Mama Jokes Ever!

by Mark Martin
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99 Of The Best Yo Mama Jokes Ever! by Mark Martin

The collection of the best "Yo Mama Jokes" you've ever heard. Featured in this edition are three main types of "Yo Mama" jokes including "Yo Mama is so fat…", "Yo Mama is so Ugly…" and of course the classic ""Yo Mama is so old…" jokes.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940044780828
Publisher: Mark Martin
Publication date: 08/02/2012
Sold by: Smashwords
Format: NOOK Book
Sales rank: 63,040
File size: 87 KB

About the Author

Mark lives in London where he pretends to be advertising creative when he would rather be writing. He spends his free time making cricket stumps and bats. He also likes to drink and lives with a wife and two kids and a lot of guitars.

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99 Of The Best Yo Mama Jokes Ever! 3.9 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 380 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
YO MAMMA SO POOR WHEN I LIT HER HOUSE ON FIRE THE COCKROACHES CAME OUT SINGING CLAP YO HANDS STOMP YO FEET PRAAAISE THE LORD WE GOT SOME HEAT!!!!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book had good yo mama jokes, but I wish it had more. This book also may not be appropriate for kids under nine.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I know I spelled that wrong. Read this book if you want a good laugh...Read this book,you could be in for some head-laughing-exploding content(not the perverted kind). Any one want to be my nook friend?
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love this book. Some jokes were confusing and i wish it couldve been a little longer. Overall though it wasnt bad.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love this book so much i just lent it to a friend i also love how its free best deal ever never stopped reading cause i didnt have school lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!?!!!!!!???!!!!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Fantastic, some old, some new to me, nothing too nasty!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
They should put on ratings on ebooks like thisbecause they cuss and have innapropiate content. I would not want my child reading this.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Omg this book is so funny i love it!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Great book. Would be nice if it was longer. I got grounded after telling my mom her butt's shadow weighed 100 pounds!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
yo mama's so stupid she starved to death in a grocery store
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Yo mama so old when the docter asked for her birth certifacte it said EXPIRED HAHAA FUNNY
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
LOL
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book is so so funny!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Funny :) if you want a good laugh :)
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Some made me laugh so hard
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
MY MOM CRIED.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I was L.M.F.A.O-ing through the entire book I told one to my mom evean she was laughing her head off belive it or not!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
They copied the same joke twice. Funny...ish i dont recomend it.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I tjink tht some of these are so stupid there funny
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Ur totally right
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Do not bother!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Yo mamma is so ugly bob the builder says he cant fix that yo mamma is so hairy bigfoot fell in love with her yo mamma is so fat at a birthday partie they didnt have a bouincey house so she volinteered to mamma is so stupid she got hit by a park car yo mamma is so ugly she was misunderstood off being a elphant @$$ yo mamma is so hairy she speaks chibaco yo mamma is so fat god cant even lift her spirit i dont mean to affend anyone yo mamma is so fat when she sees a bus full of white kids she yells twinkies again no affense to anyone yo mamma is so fat even dora cant explore her yo mamma is so fat she plays pool with the planets yo mamma is so fat when aje sat on a rainbow skittles came out yo mamma is so stupid she trip over a cordless phone yo mamma is so fat she weights her phone number yo mamma is so poor she steals from the thrift shop yo mamma is so old she writes the history books yo mamma is so fat when she sat on a quarter one of george washington boogers came out thats all my hands are tired but soon i will put some on instagram my user name is bigjerk56 so in about a week follow me because i got my ipod tooken away so thank if so fans
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
c--ll::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::> BOSS!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This was a really good book it was alot better than 50 best jokes.that other book sucks i love this 1.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Yo mamas sooo fat, that when a fire truck hit her, she said WHO THREW THAT PEBLE! Yo mamas so fat, that jaba the hutt said dang. UNICORN MAN