A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Columbine

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Columbine

by Pab Sungenis

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Seeking revenge against a bunch of high school bullies, redress from an intransigent school system, and escape from their mundane lives, Jake and his friends Mick, Topher, and Whitey make plans to stage a mock Columbine-style school shooting, fake their deaths, and get out of the country. An audacious plan, but planned meticulously down to the last detail....

...except for one boy oversleeping, one stuck babysitting his 12 year-old brother, their getaway car being towed with the guns in the trunk, encounters with protesting mothers and bizarre cultists, and the annoying fact that no one bothered to bring any bullets.

As obstacle after obstacle is thrown in their path, the boys reassess their plans and their friendships. And when they finally make it to school, things really get interesting.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940013509856
Publisher: 2,000 Monkeys With Typewriters, LLC
Publication date: 11/22/2011
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: NOOK Book
File size: 544 KB

About the Author

Pab Sungenis was born down in the swamps of Southern New Jersey on August 10, 1969. As a child, he was fascinated with cartooning, and once drew a daily comic strip for his own consumption for over two years, before realizing he couldn't draw. He turned his creative juices elsewhere at that point, and wound up in broadcasting. Among the stations he has worked for are WSBU, WOND, WMGM, WSKR, WBNJ, WWBZ, WKTU, and a number of others that no longer exist.

In February of 2006, Pab created the daily comic strip The New Adventures of Queen Victoria, distributed by Universal Uclick. His first play, Bearding the Lyons debuted in January 2011.

He lives with his husband, Bryan, and far too many cats.

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