Has deli owner and former New Yorker Gwen "Nashville" Katz bitten off more than she can chew? The spunky owner of Murray's Pastrami Swami finds the McCoy's Bakery delivery guy dead right in front of her deli, and his employers want to settle someone's corned beef hash. With the pregnant wife of the expired driver due any minute and her policeman brother turning up the heat, Gwen's in quite a pickle--she's a prime suspect and is about to face a griddling hot enough to sizzle a Hebrew National Frankfurter.
Clearing her name and finding the killer won't be easy. Is it a newspaper editor with an off-the-record grudge? A dirty cop? Maybe a vegan with a serious beef? Between juggling two romances and making salami sandwiches, Gwen barely has time to dig for clues. But when she uncovers an un-kosher Katz family secret, she knows it's now. . .or never! Because the ties that bind. . .can also strangle!
A Deadly Deli Mystery
A native of Brooklyn, New York, Delia Rosen is the author of A Brisket, A Casket and One Foot in the Gravy. She now lives in Maine. She spends her time between writing and searching for good bagels.
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A Killer in the Rye
By Delia Rosen
KENSINGTON BOOKSCopyright © 2012 Jeff Rovin
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Chapter One"I'm confused," Dani Spicer said through the ring in her upper lip. "What's this about not usin' pig? You're afraid I won't crush her?"
We were at the counter, preparing to open Murray's Pastrami Swami Kosher Delicatessen for the day. I looked at the new girl, who was reviewing the menu for the last time before her big day. Sweet Dani, innocent Dani, twentysomething Dani, who had never been out of Davidson County. Blue-eyed, nose-also-pierced, my-middle-name-really-is-Petunia Dani.
"What I said," I said, "is it's not kosher. That's a kind of healthy eating."
"Ko-shaw," she repeated carefully.
"Sounds like an Indian name, right?" asked Luke, who was washing dishes in the kitchen, behind the heat lamps. I didn't bother looking at him. That would only encourage him.
"It's a very old tradition," I said. "It comes from a time when the Jewish people were concerned about trichinosis, a parasitic disease that comes from pork. All they knew was that when they ate food from pigs, they got sick. So they made dietary rules to protect themselves."
"Whoa," Dani said, as though she'd enjoyed a revelation. "Is that why so many Jewish men have beards?"
"I don't follow," I said, expecting the worst.
"Because they're so healthy, they live longer," she said.
Oy vey. It's hard to find help these days, never mind good help. I'd gotten used to running the deli with my trusty skeleton crew, but word of mouth in the Music City travels fast, and I can't complain about a boomin' business, can I?
Jeez. Did I really just say "boomin'" without a g in my head? Was I at risk of becoming a real Southerner, like Dani?
New York City seemed so far away, like a life I only once dreamed of having. Lately I'd felt like I was a divorced thirtysomething-year-old woman, which I was, who ran a Jewish deli I'd inherited, which I did. I had two cats, who suddenly wanted very little to do with me when I was home, a boyfriend who was busier locking up bad guys than hooking up with me, and a new girl who—
"Ohhh," Dani went on as the epiphanies continued. "Kosher. Like those jars with the pickles in 'em?"
"Exactly," I said.
"Those are the best tastin' ones, and you're sayin' they're healthy eatin', too?"
"They're pretty healthy, yeah," I told her.
Dani's large blue eyes sparkled with more excitement than I had ever seen anyone muster when speaking of dill pickles. I wondered if she had glowed with the same enthusiasm when she'd worked at an all-girl car wash or as a dog walker, because, according to the application she'd filled out, "I seen J Lo do it in a movie, and it seemed real glam."
She'd seen J Lo do it. And it seemed glam.
I couldn't help but wonder why slender, five-foot-high, blond-haired Dani was the one to walk through my deli door this morning, at the exact moment when my dishwasher broke—with the repair guy on vacation—Newt dropped eight pounds of brisket on the floor, my inventory and order guy suddenly resigned, and business had, happily, reached a point where my tidy little staff couldn't handle it. Not without a full-scale revolt. Again. I had never thought I was a fatalist, but I hired her then and there. Which was not a ringing endorsement of fatalism. Though it was partly Luke's fault. He encouraged me. She wasn't brilliant, but she was bright, a radiant little looker. In this business, that mattered.
Thomasina Jackson is the mother hen of my late uncle Murray's deli, a hostess and no-nonsense, genuine Southern lady and God fearer who probably knows ten times as much about the deli as I do.
"I thought that with the nickname Nashville Katz, it had to be, like, a music place. You know ... Katz? Cats ... meow?" Dani said.
"Yes, that's sort of the joke of the name," I told her.
"Okay, well, that's what I want to do—music. Like Lady Gaga. And like Luke. I want to be on American Idol."
Luke beamed at the mention of his name juxtaposed with one of his heroes.
"How did you know my nickname if you've never been here?" I asked.
She shrugged. "I dunno. I heard it somewhere."
I didn't press.
Thom said, "So tell me, honey, why did you stay when you found out we serve 'just deli' and not 'just dance'?"
Dani smiled. "That was funny, Thom."
"Thom rules!" Luke offered.
"Thank you both."
"I have to say, I'm kinda glad to hear we all don't serve pigs," Dani said. "My middle name is the same as a pig's."
"Dig it," Luke said. "She was named after Porky Pig's gal pal."
"My mom really likes cartoons," she said.
I felt like I was trapped in an SNL version of Lord of the Flies.
"But gettin' back to the big Dani openin' day here," the girl said, "I want to make sure I got it, y'all." While she spoke, she had brought up Wikipedia on her cell phone. "Kosher means that all flyin' 'n' creepin' things are considered ritually unclean. That's accordin' to both Leviticus and Deuteronomy."
At least she could pronounce her Bible names. I had to give her that. She probably learned them before she could count—which I was hoping she could do.
"Leviticus lists four creepin' exceptions," she went on.
"CreepLeeches!" Luke interjected with a cheer.
"What?" Dani said.
"Let's hear it for my cousin Zach and his band! Yeahhh."
He looked up from the sink, to which he was giving a morning disinfecting; then, cowed by glares from the rest of us, he looked back down. Luke was referring to the band name on the side of the van we'd borrowed for a recent off-site catering debacle, the CreepLeeches.
Throughout what I hoped would not become a morning ritual with my new hire, Newt, our college-dropout cook, went about his business, as did my waitresses—sorry, waitstaff, as Raylene and A.J. both insisted I call them—who were setting tables.
"With regard to animals," Dani continued, as though everyone were listening, "Deuteronomy and Leviticus say that anything which chews the cud and has a cloven hoof is ritually clean." She looked up. "That makes sense. Like the devil, right? He has cloven hooves? But animals that only chew the cud or only have cloven hooves are not. Wait. What?"
"You don't have to worry about that," Thom assured her. "That all gets sorted out somewhere else."
"Good, because I don't even know what cud is," Dani admitted.
"Okay! That's enough, kiddies," I said. "Just so you know, phones are not permitted at the counter."
"Why? What if I get a call?"
"You won't, if you want to work here. And, Luke, I'll promote you tomorrow if you manage to keep up with the dishes all day."
Thom gave me one of her "Lighten up" looks, which was fair enough. The new girl was making me nuts, and she didn't want me taking it out on customers. I was still adjusting to the Southern way of doing things—always polite and attentive, not to mention slooooow—and I had to fight the urge to get them in and out like it was the number two train at rush hour.
"Patience," Thom's gentle eyes and smile said. "Remember how long it would take you to make a sandwich when you first started? Learning to pile pastrami and cole slaw on rye bread without having it fall apart?"
I'd still be serving three customers an hour if Thom hadn't shown me the ropes. At least the girl was into it. Her head was in the game.
I went over to A.J.
"When is A.J. Two coming back?" I asked her platinum-blond beanpole of a mother.
"She's back. Got home from West Virginia University last night."
A.J. Two was A.J.'s daughter. We numbered her to tell them both apart. The numeric designation made Luke laugh. He didn't understand why we just didn't call her Poop. He was a child.
"She going to be able to fill in?" I leaned closer. "Maybe help Dani out if she needs it?"
"Her dad 'n' me won't have her sittin' around textin' boys all day," A.J. said. "I'll work up her schedule. We can use her as a swing."
I got my keys from the office.
"Hey, kid." Luke chin motioned for Dani to join him at the sink. "You want to learn how to wash dishes?"
"Not really," Dani said. "I've got to keep my head in this kosher game. And, like, that wasn't in the job description."
"There are a lot of perks that aren't in the job description, either." Luke's green eyes looked down at Dani, the right one squinted ever so slightly.
"Did you just wink at me?" Dani asked.
"Totally," he replied.
She giggled, then got serious again. That was a great quality for a waitstaffer—being able to take a surprise of some kind, roll with it, and get back in the race. And for the record, now that I thought of it fresh, waitstaffer is a word that sounds like something you'd wear in the Swiss Alps. I would never get used to it.
I went to unlock the front door. There were already three women outside. Plus, the coffee-and-bagel crowd would be here shortly.
"Hey, y'all!" Luke called. "Before the rush, I just want to announce that I have a show tonight and Sunday night at the Five Spot. I'll put you on the list, if you like. I mean, you did say you liked music."
"You still need a list with an empty room?" Thomasina muttered before greeting the three women at the door. Thom was Old South and not the biggest fan of Luke's own band, the Gutter Crickets. None of us knew if Thomasina had ever gotten past the band's name and had actually given them a listen.
"Glad you heard that, too, Thomasina," Luke said. "I'm puttin' you on that list!"
"I'll be there Sunday night if you come to church with me Sunday."
"I will," Dani said.
"Dani, just focus on today," I warned.
"And beware the all-knowing Mama Thoma," Luke said, adding his own warning.
"To work, people," I ordered.
Thomasina showed the three women to their table, and Dani, proud in her new white outfit and clean apron, went over when they were seated. This was her first flight. It was also the first first flight I got to witness. All the other staffers had been here when I arrived.
A.J. sidled over. "You sure the new girl's gonna cut it?"
"I'm never sure of anything but prices rising," I said. "But I hope for the best."
"Cool beans," she said.
The three ladies were regulars. They came in once a week or so and always sat close to the counter. Inevitably, they inspected everything, from the food and drinks to the decor and cleanliness of the front windows; showed their obvious distaste; then sucked down whatever was in front of them. Most establishments in the nearby Arcade, an alley of restaurants and specialty shops, knew these women as the "Repeat Returner Club." They'd shop for hours at a time, moving painstakingly slow while asking questions and finally flashing frequent shopper or diner discounts before purchasing. Then they'd return the merchandise later that week. At least my goods were not returnable.
"What can I get you ladies today?" Dani asked cheerily.
"Well, what are y'all's specials today?" asked the leader, Big Red.
"They would be the special items listed on the board behind me, ma'am."
"I didn't ask you to point 'em out to me. I asked you what they were."
My brain said, Crap. It was beginning. I was standing behind the counter, at the cash register. I decided not to step in. Yet.
"Are you new here?" Big Red asked.
"Why, yes, ma'am," Dani replied.
"Do you have the Preferred Diners Club set up yet?" barked Brownie, the second in command. "I spoke to your manager about that last week."
"I will be just ever so happy to check on that for you, ma'am."
"Well, don't do that yet," purred the catlike Blondie. "First take our drink order. Didn't they tell you that?"
"Yes, ma'am. Drinks followed by pickles."
"Did they tell you not to put your thumb in the pickle dish?" Big Red inquired.
"No they did not, and it's a good thing you pointed that out."
"Ahem," Blondie said. "We would like two unsweetened iced teas with Sweet'N Low on the side—make sure it's Sweet'N Low—and one Diet Coke."
"Got that," Dani said. "Would you like a lemon or lime with that beverage?"
"Did I ask for one?" Blondie said.
"You did not," Dani agreed. "I thought, with so much on your mind, like pickle thumbs, you may have forgotten."
The women glared at her.
"At what point do you tell us the specials?" Brownie demanded.
"Ma'am, I will recite them to you just as soon as I finish writing and you finish talking."
And I thought, Time to step in.
"Dani, why don't you go get started on the drinks?" I interrupted, crossing the near empty dining area.
"Our specials today are corned beef hash with two eggs, the Egg Lover's Sandwich, which is a western omelet on your choice of toast, and our classic matzoh brei. What would you ladies like?" I said.
"What I would like is for you to give that new girl a talking to." Blondie frowned.
"Oh, I forgot. You also get a choice of home fries or fruit salad with your meal."
Rule number one in dealing with the insane or the childish: divert their attention and ignore bad behavior.
"I'll take a small fruit salad," Big Red said, starting it off. "Then the Egg Lover's Sandwich on rye, and I want home fries."
"Very good," I said, then braced myself. "But we had a run on rye and are out. We have wheat, sourdough—"
"I do not believe this!" Blondie huffed. "A deli without rye!"
"We had a problem with—"
"Why don't we just go to IHOP?" Big Red asked the others.
For show. It sounded like they'd used this shtick before. Dani arrived with the drinks just in time to watch it play out.
"I wanted Diet Coke," whined Blondie after sipping it.
"But that is Diet—"
"It is regular Coke," Blondie said, draining half the glass.
"Dani, just go get another."
"Wow, that's so not kosher," she muttered, turning.
The women gazed after her. As if she felt their eyes on her, Dani turned and smiled and said, "Definition number two."
Good girl, I thought with a private little smile.
Thom approached from her perch—no, really, there was a picture of a fish on the stool—and looked over her glasses at the women, unbemused.
"Nash, phone for you," Thom publicized, using my nickname. "It's McCoy's Bakery."
"Thom, can you just finish this up for me?"
Her look grew even more unbemused, which I didn't think was possible. "Yes, I can. You were giving directions to IHOP?"
I could hear the ladies protesting about having "three servers in three minutes, each ruder than the one before."
I like that, I thought as I made my way behind the counter. Servers is a much better word than waitstaffer. I picked up my office phone and pressed the blinking button next to line one. "This is Gwen."
"Hi, Gwen. This is Brenda Silvio," said the gruff-sounding woman on the other end of the line. Brenda and her husband, Joe, were the co-owners of McCoy's Bakery. I knew her husband only by phone, and I didn't know Brenda at all. "I understand there's an issue with your order?"
"Yes, Brenda. I haven't received it."
"Okay, I'm seeing here that your extra bread order was put in at one a.m., by telephone. You left it with the night staff."
"And you wanted same-day delivery."
"I suppose yes, technically. One a.m. is the same day as today. But that was six hours ago."
"Well, we don't do that here."
"'That' being what?"
"Same day. The night man should have told you that."
"He did. And I told him that it was okay if I didn't get it until late in the day, because we wouldn't start preparing the sandwiches until after hours."
"I understand," Brenda said. "But I can't get the bread to you until tomorrow, late morning. The way our ovens are set up, with schedules, I can't add your fifteen extra loaves until after today's regular run."
"You're saying a little over a dozen loaves of bread will throw off your entire operation?"
"No. I'm saying I won't let fifteen extra loaves throw off my operation."
Nashville was sinking, and New York was rising. I had to give it a little free rein, just to keep it in shape.
"Brenda, I order bread three times a week, every week, on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. The deli has been doing that for years. I told your man that I knew this order was unusual due to a special event I have tomorrow. I said I know it's not my usual day but that I wanted everything fresh—"
"Our bread is always fresh!"
"That's right, or we wouldn't be having this conversation," I said. "I told him I wanted everything fresh and high quality, which is why I didn't just run over to the grocery store and grab what I need. He said he didn't think that would be any problem at all. I told him if he couldn't do it to let me know so I could buy from Sam's in Brentwood—who said he could handle the order. That was the last I heard until now. So here's the deal, Brenda. I need that order. If I don't get it, I will move my business to Sam's."
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For those of us who enjoyed “One Foot in the Gravy”, we are traveling back to ” Murray’s Pastrami Swami” Kosher Deli and find Gwen “Nash” Katz dealing with the day-to-day chaos along with “Mother Hen” Thomasina, who is the glue that keeps the zany staff together and everything running as efficiently as possible. Gwen has enough on her plate including the decision of whether to hire ditzy but well-intentioned Dani Petunia Spicer as a new server, but when they run out of Rye Bread—it’s an emergency in itself!! Especially since the “Best Medium-Range Restaurant of Nashville” Competition was looming on the horizon! Store-bought Rye Bread just wouldn’t do!! Gwen calls “McCoy’s Bakery” and pleads (then gets in a loud argument) with the wife of the owner; Brenda Silvio, and asks for an extra early bread delivery. Brenda finally agrees and all seems well until Nash goes to meet the deliveryman at the rear loading dock of the deli and finds Brenda’s Husband; Joe slumped in the driver’s seat—dead. Fingers of suspicion start flying around with some pointed in Nash’s direction after it is learned her disagreement with Brenda was overheard by a rude customer. Much to on again/off again boyfriend/ Detective Grant Daniels’ dismay, Nash takes it upon herself to try to find clues which will lead to apprehending Joe Silvio’s killer., clearing her name and restoring some semblance of normalcy back in the deli. With the sleuthing comes some shocking revelations and some startling curves in the case. When the lady in black, who had been keeping watch outside the deli, brazenly walks in, more questions than answers abound. As if this all wasn’t enough to turn poor Gwen’s hair another wild color, gruesome photos of the murder scene appear for a short while on the deli’s new Facebook page, but—it was long enough for some eagle-eyed employee of the “Nashville National” newspaper to pull them off and place them on their front page! Does Editor Robert Reid have an ax to grind with Gwen? Or could he have played a part in the murder? Or perhaps it was Brenda’s “eager-beaver” Policeman/ Brother; Jason McCoy? Does he know something about Joe and committed the nasty deed to protect his Sister? And what about slimy, sexist slumlord; Stephen Hatfield? Is the centuries-old feud between the Hatfields and the McCoys going to rear its ugly head once more? Did he feel it necessary to kill Joe Silvio so he could acquire the McCoy Bakery property? Ms. Rosen has written another winner of a cozy. It will make you chuckle, gasp and keep on guessing until almost the last pages. As an added bonus, the Author has included the recipe for Murray’s Uncle Moonish’s homemade sauerkraut—and what’s a good Reuben without yummy sauerkraut?? As I previously stated, I enjoyed Ms. Rosen’s title; “One Foot in the Gravy” and she has pulled me into the delightful deli world once again. I hope it won’t be long before we embark on another of Gwen Katz’s escapades—I’ll be waiting!. Cozy lovers, be sure to put this on your “TBR” list. Nancy Narma
Reviewed by Karen P. for Readers Favorite "A Killer in the Rye" is the next in the Delia Rosen Murray's Deli series and it is every bit as entertaining as its predecessor. Gwen Katz is recently divorced and in charge of her Uncle Murray's Kosher Deli in Nashville, Tennessee. Gwen is lost and anxious as she prepares an important catering event in the hope of having the deli named as the best in Nashville, an honor which would respect her deceased uncle and his hard work in establishing the reputation of the deli. Gwen finds herself short of bread and calls the baker who promises delivery early the next morning, the morning of the important catering event. When Gwen gets to the deli, she finds the delivery man dead in his truck. This begins a series of events which find Gwen smack dab in the middle of confusing romantic relationships and family history which threaten to undermine everything she seeks for her own peace of mind. Delia Rosen is a master at character development. Her character of Gwen is unforgettable. The self-dialogues, self-critiques and speculations about self-motivation and damnation make the book very impressive. Most readers will surely relate to the lead character with her charm, her honesty and her all-too-obvious human flaws. Thomasina is also a delight with her absolute moral values and her willingness to set boundaries and expectations about those she values. Gwen's potential lovers are so well-described that readers will laugh at Gwen's choices and decisions which threaten to leave her as alone as when she left New York. I particularly laughed at Gwen's potential assessment of others' intentions toward her. It is a trait that readers will also see in themselves. This is a charming book which will appeal to readers on many levels.
And most of them dont but are used as color fillers but food is probably better than drink as one gets tired of bars. They are running out of themes and the combos are all over the place rate this as a fast read and PG cozy but not a saver.
A very good story about a girl who owns a deli. Great characters, interesting story line. Not boring, I liked it very much.
The story was dull & also far fetched. Gwen had become un likeable. She was self absorbed,mean spirited,& was constantly obsessing. This is the last book I will read from this author.
Realy love the the book.
if you like jewish books you will like this one.
Is authir any relative to the rosen fsmily whose company bskers makes the Rosen Jewish rye bread of Chicago? No jewish deli here care packages of canned and packaged like matzo herring available in norseland and lox bagels too but frozen baker made here too big and puffy exciked in cow company