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A Real Boy
     

A Real Boy

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by JL Merrow
 

Carlo Collodi (author of Pinocchio) will be spinning in his Tuscan grave, although possibly not as fast as Walt Disney. The Brothers Grimm may be feeling a little dizzy as well…

Lonely woodcarver Joseph, purveyor of fine hand-crafted goods to the BDSM market, decides to craft the ultimate sex toy, a life-size wooden Boy. Unfortunately Joseph's Boy has a

Overview

Carlo Collodi (author of Pinocchio) will be spinning in his Tuscan grave, although possibly not as fast as Walt Disney. The Brothers Grimm may be feeling a little dizzy as well…

Lonely woodcarver Joseph, purveyor of fine hand-crafted goods to the BDSM market, decides to craft the ultimate sex toy, a life-size wooden Boy. Unfortunately Joseph's Boy has a mind of his own...

Product Details

BN ID:
2940000798713
Publisher:
JL Merrow
Publication date:
12/11/2009
Sold by:
Smashwords
Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
244,973
File size:
219 KB
Age Range:
18 Years

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Meet the Author

JL MERROW is that rare beast: an English person who refuses to drink tea. Having grown up by the seaside, she also loathes fish and chips. She read Natural Sciences at Cambridge, where she learned many things, chief amongst which was that she never wanted to see the inside of a lab ever again. Her one regret is that she never mastered the ability of punting one-handed whilst holding a glass of champagne.

She writes across genres, with a preference for contemporaries and the paranormal, and is frequently accused of humour.

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A Real Boy 2.3 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 76 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I only wish there could have been a second round.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Started off way below average, but had a decent enough conclusion. The writing needs more polish, but the general story was okay.
Pandora69 More than 1 year ago
I loved it, this story put a daring twist to a clasic tale
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
How old is the "boy" in question children do not interest me and neither do pedo stories. If he is just younger but still grow I'd be fully interested can anyone please let me know.
Culturedropout More than 1 year ago
I haven't smiled that much while reading a story in a long time. It takes me back to the days before being in love with someone under 25 didn't automatically make you a pedophile, and people of average intelligence could tell the difference between fantasy and reality. If you've ever been hopelessly in love wiith a beautiful boy, or just wished you could be, chances are you'll love this light-hearted, pun-filled frolic as much as I did.
Aynee-Nacora Evans More than 1 year ago
I loved it but it is not for all ages! Lol
kathy brown More than 1 year ago
Even though it was free, I have lost 15 mins of my time never to be recovered. I kept hoping all the way to the end that it will pickup and make sense, only to be disapointed. If I could I wont give it back.
purplepooh1113210417 More than 1 year ago
was a 23 page book wish there was more seemed to be written for a teenager to read but is ok for all ages
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
An amazing parody! I about fell out of my chair laughing.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Mostly boring.
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Umm... I really wish my friend didn't recommend this book to me. Even though it was free........I will never get get the images out of my mind ever again.
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