A White Arrest

A White Arrest

by Ken Bruen

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Overview

A White Arrest by Ken Bruen

A pair of rough London cops looks for the high-profile arrest that will erase their sins
At sixty-two, Chief Inspector Roberts is nearly too old to be a cop, but he makes up for his age with a ferocity that the younger detectives cannot match. After four decades on the force, he has a daughter who hates him, a wife who cheats, and a bank account that grows emptier every year. At home he is a failure, but on London’s darker streets, Roberts is as serious as an earthquake. With his partner, the gleefully brutal Detective Sergeant Brant, Roberts looks for every policeman’s dream: the White Arrest, a high-profile success that makes up for all their past failures. And when a bat-wielding lunatic starts lynching drug dealers, Roberts and Brant find the publicity they were looking for. They’ll get their arrest—no matter who they have to pummel through on the way.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781453289013
Publisher: MysteriousPress.com/Open Road
Publication date: 12/18/2012
Series: White Trilogy , #1
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: NOOK Book
Pages: 147
Sales rank: 891,314
File size: 1 MB

About the Author

Ken Bruen (b. 1951) is one of the most prominent Irish crime writers of the last two decades. Born in Galway, he spent twenty-five years traveling the world before he began writing in the mid 1990s. As an English teacher, Bruen worked in South Africa, Japan, and South America, where he once spent a short time in a Brazilian jail. He has two long-running series: one starring a disgraced former policeman named Jack Taylor, the other a London police detective named Inspector Brant. Praised for their sharp insight into the darker side of today’s prosperous Ireland, Bruen’s novels are marked by grim atmosphere and clipped prose. Among the best known are his White Trilogy (1998–2000) and The Guards (2001), the Shamus award–winning first novel in the Jack Taylor series. Along with his wife and daughter, Bruen continues to live and work in Galway.      
Ken Bruen (b. 1951) is one of the most prominent Irish crime writers of the last two decades. Born in Galway, he spent twenty-five years traveling the world before he began writing in the mid 1990s. As an English teacher, Bruen worked in South Africa, Japan, and South America, where he once spent a short time in a Brazilian jail. He has two long-running series: one starring a disgraced former policeman named Jack Taylor, the other a London police detective named Inspector Brant. Praised for their sharp insight into the darker side of today’s prosperous Ireland, Bruen’s novels are marked by grim atmosphere and clipped prose. Among the best known are his White Trilogy (1998–2000) and The Guards (2001), the Shamus award-winning first novel in the Jack Taylor series. Along with his wife and daughter, Bruen continues to live and work in Galway.

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A White Arrest


By Ken Bruen

MysteriousPress.com/Open Road Integrated Media

Copyright © 2005 Ken Bruen
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-4532-8901-3



CHAPTER 1

'a blue collar soul'


Roberts picked up the phone, answered: 'Chief Inspector.' He never tired of the title.

'John? John, is that you?'

'Yes, dear.'

'I must say you sound terribly formal, quite the man of importance.'

He tried to hold his temper, stared at the receiver, took a deep breath and asked: 'Was there something?'

'The dry-cleaning, can you pick it up?'

'Pick it up yourself!'

And he put the phone down, lifted it up again and punched a digit.

'Yes, sir?'

'I've just had a call from my wife.'

'Oh sorry sir, she said it was urgent.'

'Never put her through. Was I vague in my last request?'

'Vague, sir?'

'Did I lack some air of command? Did I perhaps leave a loophole of doubt that said, "Sometimes it's OK to put the bitch through"?'

'No, sir – sorry sir. Won't happen again.'

'Let's not make too much of it. If it happens again, you'll be bundling homeys on Railton Road for years to come. Now piss off.'

He moved from behind his desk and contemplated his reflection in a half mirror. A photo of former England cricket captain Mike Atherton in one corner with the caption:


IT'S NOT CRICKET

Roberts was sixty-two and at full stance he looked imposing. Recently he found it more difficult to maintain. A sag whispered at his shoulders. It whispered 'old'.

His body was muscular but it took work. More than he wanted to give. A full head of hair was steel grey and he felt the lure of the Grecian alternative – but not yet. Brown eyes that were never gentle and a Roman nose. Daily he said, 'I hate that fuckin' nose.' A headbutt from a drunk had pushed it off-centre to give the effect of a botched nose job. According to his wife, his mouth was unremarkable till he spoke, then it was ugly. He got perverse joy from that.

Now he hit the intercom, barked: 'Get me Falls.'

'Ahm ...

'Are you deaf?'

'Sorry, sir. I'm not sure where she's at.'

'Where she's at! What is this? A bloody commune? You're a policeman, go and find her. Go and find her now and don't ever let me hear that hippy shit again.'

'Yes, sir.'

Five minutes later a knock and Falls entered, straightening her tunic, crumbs floating to the floor. They both watched the descent. He said:

'Picking from a rich man's platter perhaps?'

She smiled. 'Hardly, sir.'

'I have a job for you.'

'Yes, sir?'

He rummaged through his desk, produced a few pink tickets, flipped them towards her.

She said, 'Dry-cleaning tickets?'

'Well identified; collect them on your lunch hour, eh?'

She let them lie, said: 'Hardly, sir – I mean, it's not in my brief to be valet or something.'

He gave her a look of pure indignation.

'Jeez, you don't think I'll collect then, do you? How would that look? Man of my rank poncing about a dry-cleaners?'

'With all due respect, sir, I –'

He cut her off.

'If you want to stay on my good side, love, don't bugger me about.'

She considered standing on her dignity, making a gesture for the sisterhood, telling him, with respect, to shove it, then thought, yeah sure.

And picked up the tickets, said: 'I'll need paying.'

'Don't we all, love – where's Brant?'


Later: Roberts had just parked his car and was starting to walk when a man stepped out of the shadows. A big man. He bruised out of his track suit and all of it muscle.

He said: 'I'm going to need your money, mate, and probably your watch if it's not a piece of shit.'

Roberts, feeling so tired, said: 'Would it help your decision to know I'm a copper?'

'A bit, but not enough. I've been asking people for money all day, asking nice and they treated me like dirt. So, now it's no more Mr Nice Guy. Hand it over, pal.'

'Okay, as you can see, I'm no spring chicken, and fit? I'm fit for nowt, but I've a real mean streak. No doubt you'll hurt me a lot but I promise you, I'll hurt you fucking back.'

The man considered, stepped forward, then spat: 'Ah bollocks, forget it. All right.'

'Forget. No. I don't think so. Get off my manor, pal, you're too big to miss.'

After Roberts moved away, the man considered putting a brick through his windshield, or slash the tyres or some fuck. But that bastard would come after him. Oh yes, a relentless cold fuck. Best leave well enough alone.

He said: 'You were lucky, mate.'

Who exactly he meant was unclear.


When Roberts got back home, he had to lean against the door. His legs turned to water and tiny tremors hit him. A voice asked: 'Not having a turn are you, Dad?'

Sarah, his fifteen-year-old daughter, supposedly at boarding school, a very expensive one, in the coronary area. It didn't so much drain his resources as blast a hole through them – wide and unstoppable. He tried for composure.

'Whatcha doing home, not half term already?'

'No. I got suspended.'

'What? What on earth for? Got to get me a drink.'

He poured a sensible measure of Glenlivet, then added to it, took a heavy slug and glanced at his daughter. She was in that eternal moment of preciousness between girl and woman. She loved and loathed her dad in equal measure. He looked closer, said:

'Good grief, are those hooks in your lips?'

'It's fashion, Dad.'

'Bloody painful, I'd say. Is that why you're home?'

'Course not. Mum says not to tell you, I didn't do nuffink.'

Roberts sighed: an ever-constant cloud of financial ruin hung over his head, just to teach her how to pronounce 'nothing'. And she said it as if she'd submerged south of the river and never surfaced.

He picked up the phone while Sarah signalled 'later' and headed upstairs.

'This is DI Roberts. Yeah, I'm home and a guy tried to mug me on my own doorstep. What? What is this? Did I apprehend him? Get me DS Brant and get a car over here to pick up this guy. He's a huge white fella in a dirty green tracksuit. Let Brant deal with him. My address? You better be bloody joking, son.' And he slammed the phone down.

As an earthquake of music began to throb from the roof, he muttered: 'Right.'

Racing up the stairs, two at a time, like a demented thing: 'Sarah! Sarah! What is that awful racket?'

'It's Encore Une Fois, Dad.'

'Whatever it is, turn it down. Now!'

Sarah lay on her bed. Wondered, could she risk a toke? Better not, leastways till Mum got home.

CHAPTER 2

'He who hits first gets promoted'

(Detective Sergeant Brant)


Brant leant over the suspect, asked: 'Have you ever had a puck in the throat?' The suspect, a young white male, didn't know the answer, but he knew the very question boded ill.

Brant put his hand to his forehead said: 'Oh gosh, how unthinking of me. You probably don't know what a puck is. It's my Irish background, those words just hop in any old place. Let me enlighten you.'

The police constable standing by the door of the interview room shifted nervously. Brant knew and ignored him, said: 'A puck is –' and lashed out with his closed fist to the man's Adam's apple. He went over backwards in his chair, clutching his throat. No sound other than the chair hitting.

Brant said: 'That's what it is. A demonstration is worth a hundred words, so my old mum always said – bless her.'

The man writhed on the floor as he fought to catch his breath. The constable made a move forward, said, 'Really, sir, I –'

'Shut the fuck up.' Brant righted the chair, said: 'Take your time son, no hurry, no hurry at all. A few more pucks you'll forget about time completely. But time out, let's have a nice cup o' tea, eh? Whatcha say to a brewski me oul' china?' Brant sat in the chair, took out a crumpled cigarette and lit it, said in a strangled voice: 'Oh Jesus, these boys catch you in the throat – know what I mean?' He took another lethal pull then asked: 'Do you want to tell me why you raped the girl before the tea, or wait till after?' Before, the man said.


Brant was like a pit-bull. You saw him and the word 'pugnacious' leapt to mind. It fitted. His hair was in galloping recession and what remained was cut to the skull. Dark eyes over a nose that had been broken at least twice. A full, sensual mouth that hinted at gentility if not gentleness. Neither applied. He was 5' 8" and powerfully built. Not from the gym but rather from a smouldering rage. Over a drink he'd admit: 'I was born angry and got worse.'

He'd achieved the rank of detective sergeant through sheer bloody-mindedness. It seemed unlikely he'd progress in the Metropolitan Police. It was anxious to shed its bully-boy image.

Special Branch had wooed him but he'd told them in a memorable memo to 'Get fucked'. It made the Branch love him all the more. He was their kind of rough.

Outside the interview room the constable asked: 'If I might have a word, sir.'

'Make it snappy, boyo.'

'I feel I must protest.'

Brant shot his hand out, grabbing the man's testicles, growled: 'Feel that! Get yourself a set of brass ones boyo, or you'll be patrolling the Peckham Estates.'

Falls approached, said: 'Ah. the hands-on approach.'

'Whatcha want, Falls?'

'Mr Roberts wants you.'

He released the constable, said: 'Don't ever interrupt my interrogation again. Got that, laddie?'


The C A club had no connection to the clothing shop and they certainly didn't advertise. It stood for Certain Age, as in 'women of a'. The women were of the age where they were certain what they wanted. And what they wanted was sex. No frills.

No hassle.

No complications.

Roberts' wife was forty-six. According to the new Hollywood chick-flicks, a woman of forty-six had more hope of being killed by a psychopath than finding a new partner.

Her friend Penelope had shared this gem with her and was now saying: 'Fiona, don't you ever just want to get laid by a hunk and no complications?'

Fiona poured the coffee, laughed nervously. Emboldened, Penny urged: 'Don't you want to know if black guys are bigger?'

'Good Lord, Penny!'

'Course you do, especially when the only prick in your life is a real prick.'

'He's not so bad.'

'He's a pompous bastard. C'mon, it's your birthday, let me treat you to the CA. You'll get laid like you always wanted and it won't even cost you money. It's my treat.'

Fiona had already decided but wanted to be coaxed, even lured, and asked: 'Is it safe?'

'Safe? You want safe, buy a vibrator. C'mon, live it up girl – men do it all the time, we're only catching up.'

Fiona hesitated, then asked: 'And the men, are they young?'

'None over twenty and pecs to die for.'

'OK then – should I bring anything?'

'Your imagination. Let's party!'


Brant didn't knock, just strode into Roberts' office.

'You don't knock?'

'Gee, Guv, I was so keen to answer your summons, I clean forgot.'

'Keen!'

'Aye, keen as mustard, Guv.'

'Don't call me Guv, this isn't The Sweeney.'

'And you're no Reagan, eh? Here, I've another McBain for you.'

He tossed a dog-eared book on to the desk. It looked like it had been chewed, laundered and beaten. Roberts didn't touch it, said: 'You found this in the toilet, that's it?'

'It's his best yet. No one does the Police Procedural like Ed.'

Roberts leaned over to see the title. A food stain had obliterated that. At least he hoped it was food. He said: 'You should support the home side, read Bill James, get the humorous take on policing.'

'For humour, sir, I have you – my humour cup overflowed!'

The relationship twixt R and B always seemed a beat away from beating. You felt like they'd like nothing better than to get down and kick the living shit out of each other. Which had happened. The tension between them was the chemistry that glued. Co-dependency was another word for it.

The phone rang, postponing further needling.

Roberts snapped it and Brant heard: 'What, a lamppost? Where? When? Jesus! Don't friggin touch him. No! Don't cut him down. Keep the press away. Oh shit. We're on our way' And he put the phone down.

Brant smiled, asked: 'Trouble, Guv?'

'A lynching. In Brixton.'

'You're kidding!'

'Do I look like I'm bloody kidding? And they left a note.'

'What? Like "Back at two"?'

'How the hell do I know? Let's go.'

'Right, Guv.'

'What did I tell you Brant, eh? Did I tell you not to bloody call me that?'

Brant said: 'Don't forget McBain, we'll need all the help we can get.'

Roberts picked it up and, with a fine overhead lob, landed it in the dustbin and said: 'Bingo.'

CHAPTER 3

'Homicide dicks'


By the time Brant and Roberts arrived in Brixton a crowd had already gathered. The yellow police lines were being ignored. Roberts called to a uniformed sergeant, said: 'Get those people back behind the lines.'

'They won't move, sir.'

'Jesus, are you deaf? Make 'em.'

The medical examiner had arrived and was gazing up at the dangling corpse with a look of near admiration.

Roberts asked: 'Whatcha think, doc?'

'Drowning, I'd say.'

Brant laughed out loud and got a dig from Roberts.

The doctor said: 'Unless you've got a ladder handy, I suggest you cut him down.'

Roberts gave a grim smile, turned to Brant, said: 'Your department, I think.'

Brant grunted and summoned two constables. With complete awkwardness and much noise, they lifted him level with the corpse. A loud 'boo' came from the crowd, plus calls of:

'Watch your wallet, mate.'

'Give 'im a kiss, darling.'

'What's your game then?'

When Brant finally got the noose free, the corpse sagged and took him down in a heap atop the constables. More roars from the crowd and a string of obscenities from Brant.

Roberts said: 'I think you've got him, men.'

As Brant struggled to his feet, Roberts asked: 'Any comments?'

'Yeah, the fucker forgot to brush his teeth and I can guarantee he didn't floss.'

The cricket captain was tending his garden when Pandy came by. A local character, he was so called because of the amount of times he'd ridden in a police car. His shout had been: 'It's the police, gis a spin in de pandy.' They did.

Booze hadn't as much turned his brain to mush as let it slowly erode. Norman had always been good to him, with cash, clothes, patience.

When Pandy told the drinking school he knew the famous captain, they'd given him a good kicking. Years of Jack, meths, surgical spirit had bloated his face into a ruin that would have startled Richard Harris.

He said: 'Mornin', Cap!'

'Morning, Pandy. Need anything?'

'I've an urge for the surge, a few bob for a can if you could?' Once, Norman had seen him produce a startling white handkerchief for a crying woman. It was the gentleness, the almost shyness of how he'd offered it. Norman slipped the money over and Pandy, his eyes in a nine-yard stare, said:


(Continues...)

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Table of Contents

Contents

'a blue collar soul',
'He who hits first gets promoted',
'Homicide dicks',
'You can't just go round killing people, whenever the notion strikes you. It's not feasible.',
'Setting a Tone',
'The King of thieves has come, call it stealing if you will but I say, it's justice done. You have had your way, The Ragged Army's calling time.',
Basic survival: 'Never trust anyone who puts Very before Beautiful',
Weights ...,
Doggone!,
Hand job,
'All of us that started the game with a crooked cue ... that wanted so much and got so little that meant so good and did so bad. All of us.',
Clue like,
'E' is not for Ecstasy,
Policing, like cricket, has hard and fast rules. Play fast, play hard.,
Loyalty,
To work on an egg,
BASIC SURVIVAL,
To die for,
Precarious the pose,
Madness more like,
Slag?,
Band aid,
Unlikely lad,
Room mate?,
The law of holes: when you're in one, don't dig,
'Ashen was the way I felt when shunned by people I had justified. Didn't all that much really warrant grief.',
The blues,
Law 42: Unfair Play. The Umpires are the sole judges of fair and unfair play,
The eyes of a dog,
A house is not a home,
In this world, you turn the other cheek, you get hit with a wrench.,
He who laughs last usually didn't get the joke,
'Like a bad actor, memory always goes for effect.',
Atonement in white,
'That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die.',
And speaking of wreaths,
A week later ...,
Maybe my future starts right now.,
If he was a colour, he'd be beige.,
'I was a small time crook until this very minute, and now I'm a big-time crook!',
'What a place. I can feel the rats in the wall.',
The Beauty of Balham,
'Love makes the world go round',
'If your dead father comes to you in a dream, he comes with bad news. If your dead mother comes, she brings good news.',
Virgin? What's your problem. Whore? What's your number.,
'Tooling up',
'You wouldn't kill me in cold blood, would you? No, I'll let you warm up a little.',
Last train to Clarksville,
Two weeks later,

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