A devastatingly hilarious satire that cuts closer to the truth of than any nonfiction account: The creator and star of Comedy Central’s acclaimed The President Show opens the vault and imagines Donald J. Trump’s presidential archives, exposing documents from his childhood in Queens to his toddlerhood in the Oval Office.
The Presidential Archives. Every other president has made a mess of it. Barack Obama is currently spending millions of dollars (probably trillions, if you want to know the truth) building a monument to himself. And they don’t even charge admission at these places! No wonder this country is a zillion dollars in debt. And what’s the point?!: These guys are already out of office and old news. We hate to say it, folks, but the presidential library is totally broken and needs to be made great again.
America, we herewith present the FIRST AND ONLY presidential library to be released in real time, while the president is still in office. (Why delay?) But wait, THERE’S MORE! Who wants the hassle of having to go to some boring building in the middle of nowhere? (The Eisenhower Library is in Abilene, Kansas – yikes!) What if you could have your favorite president’s library delivered to your home, today! THAT’S NOT ALL! What if you could carry that library with you EVERYWHERE!
Introducing THE DONALD J. TRUMP PRESIDENTIAL ARCHIVES: VOLUME 1. It’s all here: the 45th U.S. president’s letters, diaries, Oval Office recordings, Moscow hotel tapes, grand jury testimony, sealed indictments, financial records, subpoenas, dossiers, Michael Cohen recordings, AND SO MUCH MORE! Never has wisdom been so accessible!
It’s the last book you will ever need to buy. Or maybe just the last book published, period. Get yours NOW before the first amendment is abolished!
Don’t miss VOLUME 2: THE PRISON YEARS – coming soon! Hopefully!
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About the Author
Anthony Atamanuik can be seen as the host/“President Trump” on Comedy Central’s The President Show. Anthony has been performing at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in New York for seventeen years. He recurred on 30 Rock as “Anthony” and recently appeared on Difficult People (Hulu), Broad City (Comedy Central), and Tracey Breaks the News (BBC One). Additionally, he wrote for the series Time Traveling Bong on Comedy Central. Selected as one of Variety’s 2016 Comics To Watch, he has received critical acclaim and acquired a fervent new fan base with his pitch-perfect Donald Trump impression, which has also been featured heavily on The Howard Stern Show. Anthony can be seen in the upcoming final season of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. He is a WGA Award nominee for his work on season 1 of The President Show.
Neil Casey is an actor, writer, and proud member of the Writers Guild of America and the Screen Actors Guild. He has written for Saturday Night Live, Inside Amy Schumer, Kroll Show, Mystery Science Theater 3000, and The President Show, and appeared in Ghostbusters, A Futile and Stupid Gesture, Silicon Valley, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and The President Show.
Table of Contents
Foreword Howard Fineman xi
The Project 1
Archivist's Note: Introducing the Presidential Pocket Library 3
First Interview with President Donald J. Trump 11
The Donald 19
Early Life 25
Map: Mary Trump's Screaming Places 30
A Leader Comes of Age 41
The View from the Top 55
The Campaign 85
The Presidency 109
Birth of a Statesman 118
Winning Sickness 178
Lawyers, Sons, and Money 214
Which Hunt Is Witch 257
The Future 275