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Angels, Vampires, and Douche Bags
     

Angels, Vampires, and Douche Bags

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by Carla Collins
 

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In this candid confessional, comedian Carla Collins divides the world into the angels who guide us, inspire us, and save our butts; the sexy and trendy vampires who suck the life out of us; and the douche bags who constantly annoy, disgust and taunt us. With a fast wit, fake breasts and real heart, Collins shares her unconventional journey from a small steel town

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In this candid confessional, comedian Carla Collins divides the world into the angels who guide us, inspire us, and save our butts; the sexy and trendy vampires who suck the life out of us; and the douche bags who constantly annoy, disgust and taunt us. With a fast wit, fake breasts and real heart, Collins shares her unconventional journey from a small steel town in Ontario, Canada to Tinseltown L.A. On this wild and revealing romp, she navigates her way through seventy-two imaginary friends, multiple fiancés, eight dogs, two marriages, and one topless grandmother. Her hard-earned life lessons will show you that by taking risks, embracing humiliation and tapping into the power of laughter, anything is possible—and everyone is manageable. Attract more angels into your life, control your vampires, and keep all the douche bags at bay. Angels, Vampires and Douche Bags is original, edgy, uplifting and laugh-out-loud funny.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781897404249
Publisher:
Burman Books, Incorporated
Publication date:
03/01/2010
Pages:
135
Product dimensions:
5.40(w) x 8.40(h) x 0.50(d)

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Angels, Vampires and Douche Bags 3 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 2 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Seriously the worst book ever! So boring.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
LOL