The charity auctions we attend aren't your average affair. This year we're auctioning off my husband's big length for a worthy cause and he has a host of bids on offer. The winner? A feisty young upstart called Julia who's half my age and twice as hot. My husband's going to get everything he deserves tonight and I'm going to be on hand to tend to their urges. Take him and let me watch – I want to see him satisfied.