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Back When Mary Alice Was STILL A BLONDE
By ROBERT F. HASTINGS
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Copyright © 2010 Robert F. Hastings
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ISBN: 978-1-4502-6739-7
Chapter One
The Chariot Came, Ethel Got In
Dr. Millford straightened back up and took the stethoscope out of his ears before shaking his head no, and for yet just a second, Elba Rae Van Oaks thought maybe he meant "no" she wasn't dead yet. But, of course, she was.
The doctor looked at Elba Rae first as if he expected her to cry. It would have been natural, after all, for someone who'd just watched the breath pass from her mother's surrendered body, leaving behind the frail, battered, and somewhat contorted looking remains on the hospital bed. But Elba Rae Van Oaks did not cry. She was already thinking about what needed to be done. The tears would have to wait until later.
"Thank you for everything, Dr. Bud. I know you tried."
"I'm very sorry, Elba Rae. You know if there'd been anything we could have done for her, we would have. But her heart just gave out. It was her time." He paused ever so briefly, and then said, "I don't think she ever gave up, though."
"No," Elba Rae said, dolefully, but still sans the anticipated emotion. She gazed at her mother's face and thought it bore little resemblance to the woman who'd given her life and who had been a force for so long before the fluid gathered around her heart and wrestled the strength away from her.
"Is there anything I can do for you right now?" Dr. Bud Millford asked sincerely. "Is there anything you need? Phone calls I can make?"
"Oh, no, thank you," Elba Rae said. "I'll go call Lila here in a minute and let her know. She was going to try to come to the hospital yesterday, but I told her just to wait, you know, till morning because I didn't want her leaving Birmingham so late and driving all the way down here at night. But I promised I'd call her right away if anything changed."
"I'd be glad to get in touch with her, Elba Rae. If you'd like."
"No, thank you, Dr. Bud. She'll be expecting to hear it from me."
"I understand." Dr. Millford looked down at the bed again for what would be his final observation of the patient. "I knew Ethel a long time."
"Longer than I can count, I expect," Elba Rae acknowledged.
"She was a good person," he said—which Elba Rae heard clearly—but wondered if these were his customary parting words to the family of the deceased. She looked at her watch.
"Goodness. I didn't realize it was still so early. Lila and them probably aren't even up yet."
"I'm going to step outside to the nurses' station and call the funeral home, Elba Rae. But you take all the time you need. There's no hurry."
The doctor placed his hands gently on her shoulders and patted the left one softly three times before leaving the room. It seemed to her the door took an especially long time to close behind him after he walked out. Elba Rae looked at her mother, and then slowly lowered herself into a straight back chair that had been pulled all the way to the bed rails several hours earlier. What appeared to be the first stream of sunlight was struggling to break through the mostly closed window blinds and Elba Rae Van Oaks couldn't be sure, but thought she heard the proud chirp of a robin nearby.
* * *
Dr. Millford was still at the nurses' station down the hall when Elba Rae gathered her pocketbook and left her mother's hospital room for the last time. She was grateful for the doctor's presence, cognizant in fact that his paternal bedside manner made her feel less alone in this most pivotal of life moments. Like everyone did at some point in time, Elba Rae surmised, she had imagined what it would feel like to lose her mother. Her last parent. And now she knew. It made her feel like a complete and absolute adult—a "grown up," she and her little sister, Lila, would have called it when they were children.
Being sixty years old seemed nothing if not irrelevant to Elba Rae's new status. When her father died, she was heartbroken; but she still had her mother. When Elba Rae's husband, the late Fettis Van Oaks, died unexpectedly, she was stunned and in shock; but Ethel Maywood was by her side.
Elba Rae stood quietly behind Dr. Millford until he noticed her. "I got in touch with Charles Robert at the funeral home, Elba Rae. They'll be here in just a little while."
"Thank you."
"I'll get an aid to pack up your mother's things from the room later. There's no need for you to have to do that now."
"Are you sure?"
"Of course. Do you want me to drive you home?"
"Oh, no, I'm fine. But maybe I will go on to the house before I call Lila. It's not like she can do anything about it now, anyway." The doctor had no response.
"Do I need to take care of anything before I go? Sign any papers?"
"No, there's nothing you need to do."
"Okay. Well, thank you again, Dr. Bud. For everything." And then they hugged before Elba Rae took the elevator down one flight to the ground level of the two-story building. The lobby was unpopulated as she walked the few steps to the double glass doors at the main entrance. She stopped on the sidewalk just outside when she realized she didn't readily recall the exact section where she'd left her pale yellow Ford the afternoon before. It wasn't like the parking lot of Litton County Memorial Hospital was so expansive she wouldn't be able to locate it—from memory or otherwise—but she just didn't remember right off.
By the 1980s, a lot of the little Alabama towns like Buford had lost their identities and their innocence and—from some accounts—their charms. It could be blamed on over-zealous developers and big chain retailers and struggling industries that could no longer support a community, but for whatever the reasons, Bufordians seemed immune.
The world waiting outside for Elba Rae Van Oaks that morning in 1983 may as easily have been one from a decade ago or even some period well before, because things didn't change too often in Litton County. The population had held steady for nearly thirty years according to the census folks, a statistic which went unchallenged by any local government officials since it made perfect sense and because they pretty much preferred it that way anyhow. Not many people moved to Buford and not many left on purpose; the populace was, instead, held in check by the natural rhythm of procreation and death.
To be certain, Buford was not completely archaic. Dr. Bud Millford had built a nice, modern clinic out on the highway, and it was less than a mile from the new funeral home that wasn't still especially so new; yet it was referred to as the "new" funeral home anyway to distinguish from the former location, which had been for years the first floor of a large residence just off the Square, the economic hub of Buford commerce. Everyone felt so much better about death in the new location with its plentiful parking, soft drink machine in the visitor's lounge, and separate restrooms for men and women.
Elba Rae stepped off the curb and stood for a moment underneath the portico that extended over the hospital's front door. It was the place where people drove their cars and parked them while they loaded up recovered relatives following discharge. When Elba Rae's mother had entered the hospital five days prior, Elba Rae had more or less expected to be parking there herself. Temporarily, of course. Just long enough to ease her mother into the seat and her suitcase into the trunk for the fifteen minute trip to Elba Rae's house out on Highway 29 where the convalescing would continue until Ethel was strong enough to go back home and stay alone. That's the way it had worked every other time they'd been there.
Sometimes Lila would have been to visit in the interim but it was not likely she'd still be in Buford by the time their mother was released. By then, usually, Lila had returned to her home and her husband and their family in Birmingham. It was Elba Rae who invariably did the local tending.
There was a light coating of dew covering the Ford when Elba Rae got in after ascertaining its location although the moisture was all but gone by the time she drove into the carport of the ranch-style home where she lived alone. The early May sun was mostly up and Elba Rae could tell it would be a pretty day.
She anticipated the parade would begin presently, as soon as word of her mother's passing was spoken. Lila would be the first to know, of course, being the only other direct next-of-kin; but right after she got that over with, Elba Rae would naturally phone her cousin, Hazel Burns, who would without need of prompting be single-handedly responsible for kicking off most of the regional notifying.
There would be a few people at the church, Elba Rae imagined, and then she suspected Hazel would call a couple of neighbors like the Maharrys who lived just down the road, and then Elba Rae felt sure Hazel would go on and call some people from work and let them know Elba Rae's momma had indeed succumbed. The favorable weather outlook gave Elba Rae a small feeling of relief because had the death occurred during a rain, the sympathetic visitors would inadvertently and well-intentioned nonetheless be tracking their water and their mud all over Elba Rae's otherwise clean linoleum floor when they came bearing their gifts. It occurred to her the deep freeze back in the utility room needed cleaning out, since surely she wouldn't be able to store all she knew she would receive. But before any food could be delivered, she had to call Lila.
The many flavors of dread leading up to the call hindered Elba Rae from dialing freely. At first instance, she had pulled the kitchen phone from its cradle on the wall and nearly twirled the first number before deciding the occasion more appropriately called for a sitting position, so she hung it up and walked into her adjoining den in the back of the house where she kept a phone on the end table next to her television-watching chair. Elba Rae took two deep breaths. And then she dialed the area code for Birmingham.
"Hello?" Lila Fessmire didn't sound at all asleep or close to it; in fact, she sounded wide awake and alert as if anticipating a phone call, and Elba Rae felt a mild pang of guilt for not having just gotten it over with from the hospital room. She could only hope the brief lapse in time since their mother had stopped breathing wouldn't become a source of contention.
"Lila Mae," Elba Rae wanted to be as delicate as possible. Yet she didn't suppose there was much of a euphemistic way to tell someone that her mother was dead.
"Yeah, Elba Rae. I was just about to call you to tell you I was heading out. I should have just come on last night because I haven't slept a wink anyway, and I may as well have been there."
"She's gone, Lila."
There was at first silence on the Birmingham end of the phone line. Then a "Huh?"
"She just stopped breathing. Dr. Bud was there, and he said she probably didn't feel any pain. She just stopped breathing. And it was over."
"What? When?"
"Just uh, just a little bit ago." By then, Elba Rae noticed, a good forty-five minutes had elapsed since Dr. Millford's pronouncement.
"Oh, Elba Rae. I should have come on last night!"
"It wouldn't have changed anything, honey. There wasn't anything you could have done."
"I could have been there! I could have seen her!"
"She wouldn't have known you were there."
"She might have."
"I doubt it. She hasn't spoken a word in two days. Dr. Bud said she was probably in something like a coma there at the end. Just not responsive at all."
"Why didn't you call me?"
"To do what?"
"To tell me she was getting worse! I thought you were going to call me if there was any change!"
"Well, Lila, she didn't really start to fail until around three this morning. And there wasn't any point in me waking up your whole house because there wasn't a thing you could have done."
"I just told you I was awake anyhow! I could have gotten in the car right then! And I could have gotten to the hospital before it was too late."
"I doubt it."
"Well, who's to say, Elba Rae?"
"Honey, I know you're upset. I am, too. I'm worn out and I know it hasn't really hit me yet that she's gone. But try to get yourself together and come on when you can. We'll need to get to the funeral home and get some things settled."
"Oh, Lord, Elba Rae, I can't believe it. And of all the times for her to go."
"What do you mean? Of all what times?"
"I mean, I know she was old. But somehow I just never thought she'd really die. I always thought she'd be too ornery to go."
"She was a tough one, nobody can deny that."
"She always seemed too big and full of life to be stopped by something like," Lila paused for a second. "Death."
"Well, it was her time, Lila. Just like it was Daddy's when he went and Fettis's when he dropped dead and everybody else that's gone on before her. We're all leaving some day."
"I know," Lila agreed through a sniffle. "But she was our mom-ma." The sniffle gave way to a genuine sob while Elba Rae listened patiently.
"Is Bucky there?"
"What?" Lila said through a muted wail.
"Is he there with you?"
"Well, where else would he be at this god-awful hour? He's downstairs putting the coffee on."
"I just meant why don't you go tell him what's happened, and then come on when you can? I'll be here whenever you get here."
Lila sniffed a couple of times and seemed to regain her composure and, perhaps, some cognition. "You're already home?"
"Yeah."
"At the house?"
"Yes."
"Well, exactly when did Momma die, Elba Rae?"
"It was just a few minutes ago."
"A few minutes?"
"Yes."
"But long enough for you to see the doctor and take care of whatever you had to do at the hospital and then get home and then finally get around to calling me?"
"It hasn't even been an hour."
"Well, why didn't you call me when it happened, for heaven's sake?"
"Because I wanted to get home first! To have a little privacy."
"There was a phone in the hospital room, wasn't there? It's not like Momma was in any condition to eavesdrop."
"I didn't want to call that early! You know how it is when the phone rings in the middle of the night! You're liable to have thought—"
"That somebody had died?"
"Whether it was an hour or two minutes ago, it doesn't matter. The outcome is still the same. She's dead."
"Well, you could have let me know before half the town found out."
"Now you know you're the first person I've called. Nobody else knows a thing yet."
"How'd you stop Hazel from running up and down the road making an announcement?"
"Hazel doesn't even know yet. I told you—I wasn't calling anybody until I told you." Elba Rae then heard a voice in the background, for which she was appreciative, and hoped it was Lila's husband, G. Duane Fessmire, who everybody called "Bucky;" his arrival in the bedroom would be a good catalyst to end their unpleasant conversation.
"I've got to go, Elba Rae. Bucky's up here and I need to let him know."
"Okay, honey. Be careful driving down here."
"I will. I'll see you."
"All right. Bye-bye."
"Bye," Lila said and hung up. In Buford, Elba Rae Van Oaks said "whew" to herself.
* * *
Elba Rae Van Oaks was born in Litton County, Alabama. She was named after her great-grandmother on her mother's side because Ethel Maywood had vowed from the time she herself was but a child if she ever had a daughter she would name her Elba, which amused Ethel's grandmother Elba the First and endeared Ethel all the more to her.
Elba Rae got her middle name from her father, Raymond, who did not have a grandmother he remembered with undue fondness and who, Ethel Maywood knew outright, had spent nine months wishing for a son he didn't get. Ethel thought the compromise only fair since Raymond was willing, without debate, to accept the feminine spelling of the name and no one ever called Elba Rae Van Oaks just Elba.
(Continues...)
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