Table of Contents
Table of Contents
5 Prostitution
11 The Wonderful World of Hacking
18 Sex and Crime
32 Donna The Recluse
47 My First Street Fight in New York
57 How to be a Really Bad Cartoonist
63 My Friend The Escaped Mental Patient
87 Being a Production Manager Sucks
95 I'm an Internet Millionaire, So Fuck You
114 The Divorce
126 Patty
142 Alice
157 There is No God
170 Dope Boys
194 Two Weeks With a Sex Addict
220 Going to Rehab
Dear Reader,
This autobiographical novel is based on true events. It's my story. It's not pretty. It involves sex, drugs, crimes, betrayal, bad relationships and really terrible relationships, codependency and cruelty.
I like to think that I'm a good person. I like to think that I have morals and integrity. But nobody is perfect, and I have done things I'm not proud of. There are many things that I'm embarrassed about or even ashamed of. Looking back at them today makes me cringe.
So why am I writing about them? I'm not really sure. I just had to get it all off my chest, I guess. I hear confessionals are supposed to be cathartic.
Every person is the sum of their past experiences. I am who I am today because of every little thing I've done or gone through. Hopefully I've learned something from it all, and today I'm a better person for it.
Oliver