"Tell me about your balls."
He's self obsessed - particularly with one part of his anatomy. He's an underwear model, an adjunct professor, and a ladies' man. Tonight he's got a problem with a fan who is a little too interested in what he's got under the hood.
Do you want to hear about his balls?
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About the Author
Dennis Liggio is probably some sort of sorcerer or a robot sent back in time to save the future. The cover story he is currently using is that he grew up in New York but somehow ended up in Austin, TX nearly two decades ago. His current whereabouts in Austin are unknown, but there has been some success luring him out of his lair with tea, Chinese food, and those fancy little cornbread biscuits that you get at certain restaurants that always seem amazing while in the restaurant but are never close to that good when you get them home. Rumor has it that if you say his name three times in front of a mirror at midnight in a darkened room he will appear and give you Hostess Fruit Pies.