BATTLE OF THE BULGE

BATTLE OF THE BULGE

by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

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BN ID: 2940161443132
Publisher: Paper & Silver, Inc.
Publication date: 02/14/2019
Series: OHellNo Series , #4
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: NOOK Book
Sales rank: 481
File size: 940 KB

About the Author

MIMI JEAN PAMFILOFF is a USA Today and New York Times bestselling author with over one million books sold worldwide. Although she obtained her MBA and worked for more than fifteen years in the corporate world, she believes that it’s never too late to come out of the romance closet and follow your dream. Mimi lives with her Latin Lover hubby, two pirates-in-training (their boys), and the rat terrier duo, Snowflake and Mini Me, in Arizona. She hopes to make you laugh when you need it most and continues to pray daily that leather pants will make a big comeback for men.
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BATTLE OF THE BULGE 4.7 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 11 reviews.
jcresce1 14 hours ago
Mimi Jean Pamfiloff did not disappoint with this one! I laughed so hard that I was crying! Abi has just completed her body guard training and has gotten a job guarding someone she is not looking forward to guarding. But hey, she's a professional right? Abi cracked me up with her humor and the insane names she came up with. I loved this book and look forward to more. It was awesome seeing some familiar names from previous books in the series. I would recommend reading them in order to get the full effect
BookAngel_Emma 3 days ago
I love how Mimi mixes together new characters with previous characters in the series; in Battle of the Bulge, we literally get to catch up with all of them, YAY. Adorkable heroines and douche to darling heroes make up the OhHellNo series with lots of sass to accompany the steam, Battle of the Bulge is no exception. However, Mimi takes it a step further with the addition of thriller elements when Mitch is life is threatened and a bounty placed on his head!!! With Abi’s new career as a bodyguard in order to help her mother financially, Mitch and Abi are thrown together under tense circumstances exasperated by their previous encounter which ended epically awfully. Abi is blind to who she truly is but with the help of Bodyguard Bootcamp alongside the need to prove herself to Mitch who is adamant that women cannot be bodyguards, Abi is soon embracing her kickass nature. Loyal friend, amazing daughter and all around good person, Abi deserves respect and thankfully, does not put up with being treated badly. Although I will say she does forgive easily, personally I would have tortured Mitch a little before granting forgiveness Mitch is a swinging pendulum where his emotions are concerned. Despite his attraction to Abi he is determined to resist her because of the danger he currently faces. Causing Mitch to act out of character in order to push Abi away. Add in his dedication to his sport and his belief that it should be his only focus and you have a very complex situation for Mitch to work through. The historical elements of the plot added depth to the story and an interesting plus topical aspect to the story, providing credibility to the thriller components included in the narrative. This was balanced by the colourful imagery of the swimsuit sponsors Mitch is contracted to – the fashion show was a hilarious part of the proceedings.
jenmccarthy908 4 days ago
I really enjoyed Mitch and Abi's story. I loved catching up with the rest of the group. These two had some serious chemistry. I totally understood why he did what he did. I loved how terribly lucky she was as a body guard.
Cali-Jewel 8 days ago
My goodness this one got me by the heart strings..... Loved this emotional, sexy, fun, action packed and thrilling romantic adventure filled with danger, secrets, sexy bodyguards and oh so fun to watch them try to deny passion..... In true epic storyteller fashion this is snarky, witty, sassy, intriguing and has a lovely surprising heart pounding twist.
JulieD2 9 days ago
This was a fun read from start to finish. Abi is striking out on a new career for herself as a bodyguard and Mitch is her first client and he’s not too impressed to have a female guarding him. The story had me hooked with it’s charismatic male lead “The Bulge” Mitch Hofer, an Olympic swimmer and swimwear model (his nickname just cracked me up) and Abi, his enthusiastic bodyguard. To add interest, the chemistry between them is out of this world but Mitch, who is really quite a nice guy, comes across as an obnoxious bore and very ungrateful and Abi, who turns out to be more than she seems. This was a fast paced read, with plenty of humour and a little action. There’s surprises here and there and the addition of visiting pasted characters which is always welcome. A great addition to the series, I highly recommend it!is
JulieD2 9 days ago
This was a fun read from start to finish. Abi is striking out on a new career for herself as a bodyguard and Mitch is her first client and he’s not too impressed to have a female guarding him. The story had me hooked with it’s charismatic male lead “The Bulge” Mitch Hofer, an Olympic swimmer and swimwear model (his nickname just cracked me up) and Abi, his enthusiastic bodyguard. To add interest, the chemistry between them is out of this world but Mitch, who is really quite a nice guy, comes across as an obnoxious bore and very ungrateful and Abi, who turns out to be more than she seems. This was a fast paced read, with plenty of humour and a little action. There’s surprises here and there and the addition of visiting pasted characters which is always welcome. A great addition to the series, I highly recommend it!is
Lorizen 9 days ago
Mimi Jean does it again! This time she brings us an Aussie world class gold medal swimmer, Mitch Hofer (that name still puzzles me) and Abi Carter quiet, smart student now turned bodyguard to make some money and best friends with Georgie. Abi has history with Mitch, a one perfect night, no sex, that ends up with him tossing her clothes in her face and shoving her out the door. She hates Mitch. Mitch doesn't think women should be bodyguards. The tension between the two went from hysterical to I wanted to smack Mitch over the head. Abi is working for Sam and Mitch has hired his company after his life has been threatened and those threats are serious. He's moved to the states after this Uncle is killed and Mitch refuses protective custody. MJ pulls out all of her snarky bits for the this one. The banter between these two was hysterical as was the girl talk between her and Georgie. I haven't laughed like this for a while, and though the book had it's serious moments and plenty of suspense the best part of the story was watching Abi and Mitch's relationship unfold. Not to say it was easy going... not a chance. I loved Abi's attitude and inner dialogue along with Mitch's Weeno wear and his hidden soft spot for Abi. They were perfect together. The book is a keeper. Smooth Mimi Jean style, storyline woven seamlessly, and never a dull moment make this one to add to the must read shelf. The laughs make it perfection. advance copy graciously provided by author
Ana94 9 days ago
When I started reading I couldn't put it down.Mimi Jean Pamfiloff is magnifysent and amazing writer.I cannot wait to read more of there books.Keep up the great work.You should definitely read this book.Can't wait for the next book.
MBurton 9 days ago
What a fun book! This is a romantic comedy filled with with some over-the-top scenes that really had me laughing out loud. There heroine was awesome. She was such a contradiction. The book starts out with her training to be a bodyguard and then we learn that she was a really shy child. I was expecting to see her fumble in this new career of hers. Instead she turned out to be really good at it. Mitch is another contradicting character. He comes off pretty egotistical in the beginning but you soon learn there is more there than just the bulge. I loved these two together. Their battle of the wills was very entertaining. This series has been pretty fun. We even get a look into the next book. Lexington and Gisselle are two side characters we meet in Battle of the Bulge. They both had a big presence so I know their book is going to be full of more laughs.
Anna Theurer 9 days ago
This is another hilarious read by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff! Battle of the Bulge is a standalone romantic comedy in her OHellNo series that features the protective Abi and the cocky Olympic swimmer Mitch. At first I wasn’t sure about Abi being a bodyguard, but she actually fits the role well. She is self-sufficient, a loyal friend, a loving daughter, and a bit snarky which makes her an entertaining, quirky character - the type of friend that I would love to have in my corner. Mitch, a well-endowed sex magnet, is a chauvinistic jerk towards Abi. The two met earlier in the year at a party and the night/morning didn’t quite end the way Abi expected. Feeling burned, she is loathe to find out that her first security client is non other than Mitch. The two of them together are hilarious. There is both chemistry and tension between the two of them. Not everything is as it seems. Why was Mitch so cruel that night with Abi and why does he need security? The secondary characters of Sam and Georgie just add to the entertainment. Georgie and Abi have such humorous witty banter between them and the words that would fall out of Georgie’s mouth had me snorting with laughter. This fast-paced book has a ton of humor as well as some suspense making it entertaining until the very end. If you enjoyed the previous books in this author’s series, then you will love Battle of the Bulge. I am really looking forward to the next book! I received this book for free and I voluntarily leave this review.
caroldh4 9 days ago
Battle of the Bulge is book four in the OHellNo series by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff. I’ve loved this series from the first book but still, really had no idea what to expect with this one. And of course, in the usual Mimi Jean way, I was surprised as heck! I’m adding this to my suspense shelf as well because oh my gosh, it really was suspenseful! Abigail (Abi) Carter is nearly twenty two years old and in a bit of a mess, or more like, her mom is. She is very close with her mom and she has come into some financial difficulties. Abi wants to help her and also needs the money to pay for her final semester of school. So she decides to go to work for Georgie’s husband Sam (from the previous book) as a bodyguard. Yes, a female bodyguard. So she goes to bodyguard boot camp and is the best student they had. Now she’s ready for her first job but it turns out that the client she is supposed to protect is one she wouldn’t mind killing herself. Mitch Hofer is a professional swimmer headed for the Olympics. Swimming is his life, his mistress, his wife, his everything. Except that he has gotten himself into a bit of a mess as well. And now there is a price out on his head. He refuses to let the bad guys ruin his life so instead of hiding out, he hires Sam and his bodyguards to protect him. Only one of them is the one person he doesn’t want around, and the one person he’s pretty sure would let the killer get to him. Abi tries to do her job and protect Mitch while at the same time, Mitch fights her every step of the way. She really has no idea why he seems to dislike her so much. Or is there another reason he doesn’t want her around? And Mitch really does need protection because they are finding trouble around every single corner they turn. I loved this. In true Mimi Jean fashion, she keeps us guessing throughout as to what is going on. And, at the same time, we have the crazy chemistry growing stronger between Abi and Mitch. This was silly and fun and sexy and steamy and suspenseful as heck with a big surprise ending. Every one of the books in this series has been so different and so amazing. Now I am even more excited for the next book in the series, book five, My Pen Is Huge, which is Leland’s story. Let the awesomeness continue!