Before the Mortgage: Real Stories of Brazen Loves, Broken Leases, and the Perplexing Pursuit of Adulthood

Before the Mortgage: Real Stories of Brazen Loves, Broken Leases, and the Perplexing Pursuit of Adulthood


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The swank apartment, the killer job, and the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend haven't yet fallen into place. Is this really adulthood? Welcome to life before the mortgage. Here's what you need to know.

Christina Amini and Rachel Hutton have brought together the very best writing on this unpredictable — and often hilarious — time. This book features essays by celebrated writers such as Joel Stein, Thisbe Nissen, Thomas Beller, Found magazine's Davy Rothbart, and ReadyMade's Shoshana Berger, as well as exciting new writers.

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ISBN-13: 9781416913580
Publisher: Gallery Books
Publication date: 04/01/2006
Edition description: Original
Pages: 240
Product dimensions: 5.50(w) x 8.25(h) x 0.60(d)

About the Author

Friends and collaborators Rachel Hutton and Christina Amini started the zine Before the Mortgage after leaving their first nine-to-five jobs in New York. Christina is an associate editor at Chronicle Books in San Francisco. Rachel, an editor and writer for Minnesota Monthly, lives in Minneapolis.

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Before the Mortgage

Real Stories of Brazen Loves, Broken Leases, and the Perplexing Pursuit of Adulthood

Simon Spotlight Entertainment

ISBN: 1416913580


We're post-college and pre-picket fence. We're technically adults, but we don't always feel like it. Everything -- work, home, love, life -- hasn't exactly fallen into place as we imagined it would. But we're not ready to settle down, settle up, or settle for less. We like to say we're "before the mortgage."

This book began when we quit our first-jobs-out-of-college and left New York City, where we'd spent two years living in apartments with more roommates than bedrooms, trading stories of awkward first dates and job interviews (how different are they, really?). We moved back to our respective hometowns and started a zine called Before the Mortgage to explore the rite of passage we were undergoing: the school-to-work transition. We wrote essays, compiled quotes, and created photo collages about such topics as crazy coworkers, so-called relationships, and moving back in with our folks.

When our parents were our age, they were already married. Most people they knew didn't live far from where they grew up, and they expected to have one lifelong career. In contrast, our friends are pairing off later and later, and they hop from coast to coast, career to career. (The two of us have changed addresses five times in the past five years.) What we thought was goingto be a short transitional period turned out to be a new life stage.

The zine helped us answer the pressing questions of an unstable time: where to live, what to do, who to love, how to be, and when to leave. How else could we make sense of a world in which Rachel snuck into the mailroom at Jane magazine trying to get a job (no dice) and Christina went out with a guy she didn't like only because her apartment didn't have heat (his car had butt warmers)? Before the Mortgage's readers and writers found solidarity in vulnerability; by telling candid stories, we could laugh at the missteps and learn from each other.

In putting together this essay collection, we selected a few beloved pieces from the zine and sought contributions from our favorite young writers: people who voiced fresh insights when reflecting on the issues facing nascent adults. Whether writing about unglamorous temp work or finding the It Guy, they spoke to us, they challenged us, and they made us laugh out loud. To use the words of E. M. Forster, our contributors are "sensitive for others as well as for themselves, they are considerate without being fussy, their pluck is not swankiness but the power to endure, and they can take a joke."

So you see, Before the Mortgage has little to do with actually obtaining a mortgage, but more to do with exploring your own vision/version/definition of what it means to be an adult. Those of you who are currently packing up, quitting jobs, breaking up, and breaking down, this book is for you. But those of you making mortgage payments or not yet paying rent shouldn't feel excluded. If you're questioning your place in it all, you're before the mortgage at heart.

-- Christina Amini and Rachel Hutton

Copyright 2006 by Christina Amini and Rachel Hutton


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Table of Contents




Put Your Best Face Forward

by David Kolek

I Was an Entry-Level Fiction Writer

by Thisbe Nissen

Regrettable Interview Quotes

Confessions of a Professional Flunky

by Barbara Rushkoff


as told to Ariana Lamorte

Outstanding Intern Moments

Portrait of the Bagel as a Young Man

by Thomas Beller

Overheard in the Cubicle


by Brian Grivna


The First Thanksgiving

by Sarah Vowell

Apartment Search Horror Stories

Paradise Considered

by Evan Ratliff

Roommate Pet Peeves

In My Tribe

by Ethan Watters

Budget Recipes

People Like You

by Sarah Eisenstein

Parents Are the New Friends

by Rachel Hutton

"So...Are You Two Together?"

by Pagan Kennedy


Taking Off

by Davy Rothbart

On the Fringes of the Physical World

by Meghan Daum

Fake Dating

by Tim Gihring

He Said/She Said

The X-Factor

by Sasha Cagen

Relationship Red Flags

Always a Bridesmaid

by Christina Amini

Top Ten Signs He Might Not Be Prince Charming

by Opal Desaire

On Finding the It Guy: An Inquiry into the You'll Know Theory

by Shoshana Berger

Unacceptable Dating Behavior


Peaking at Ten

by Anna Chlumsky

Costco-Obsessive Disorder

by Carson Brown

Forty-three Tickets for Brooklyn

by Jordan Harrison

The Breakfast Club

by Joel Stein

Budget Living

Co-op Confessional

by Catherine Price

Another One Rides the Cometbus

by Jessica Nordell

Last Twenty-four Hours in New York

by Rachel Hutton and Christina Amini

Things to Do Before the Mortgage



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