Big Book of Fathers' Wit & Wisdom: Humorous Quotes on Being a Dad by Rosemarie Jarski
"Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee." David Frost
"My dad, he'd try anythingcarpentry, electrical wiring, plumbing, roofing. From watching him, I learned that no matter how difficult a task may seem, if you're not afraid to try it, you can do it. And when you're done, it will leak." Dave Barry
All aspects of fatherhood are looked at in this sparkling collection of the funniest things ever said about being a dadfrom conception to changing diapers, from family vacations to first dates, from paying for weddings to filing for bankruptcy. Pearls of paternal wit and wisdom are offered by fathers who’ve been there, done that,. But dads aren't the only ones having their saythe paternal view is balanced by sharp observations and humorous comments on fathers from the family members who put up with them.