Bird Shit

Bird Shit

by Rod Seeber

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Bird Shit by Rod Seeber

Bertie and Truffle are two fine New York Pigeons that believe the time for revolution has arrived. How dare the feline fucks control the destiny of the city's birds! No way, it's time for a change, a strategic change that will go down in history as one of the most unusual protests to have ever taken place! For far too long the cats have controlled the city limits and the interior. Let's face it, sooner or later something had to give and as it turns out Bertie and Truffle are the birds most suited to start the revolution. It's not gonna be pretty (bird shit) never is, but it's gonna be effective and give those rotten cats the wake up call they need! After how long can you watch on as your brothers and sisters succumb to the wrath of the feline overlords. To say the aftermath is repulsive is an understatement, but then again what did you expect to see once one of those evil fury fucks had bitten the head off from one of member form your flock. Death is never pretty but it shouldn't be as horrific as this. Most pigeons would rather fall prey to the city's rats than the city's cats! At least they finish you off properly. The time for revolution is now and this time it's gonna be from the air where Bird Shit is at it's most effective! Who will survive this historic event? The birds or the cats? Bird Shit is not pretty but boy oh boy when it's suddenly raining down on you ....... it is perhaps one of the most ingenious weapons ever conceived!

Product Details

BN ID: 2940153943091
Publisher: Rod Seeber
Publication date: 01/01/2017
Sold by: Smashwords
Format: NOOK Book
Sales rank: 1,035,257
File size: 92 KB

About the Author

Well its taken a long while to do these ebooks (Arthritis has slowed me down these days) but I get there in the end, so it's all good. I do not claim to be a great author but I do think I write an interesting storyline so have a gander and grab a sample read. If you happen to enjoy it consider grabbing the whole ebook. My favorite ebook is Bad Taste Tales which comprises ten different Sci Fi Horror based tales of which some can also be purchased separately. The law of averages suggests you will like at least a couple! Another amusing set of tales is Funny Beer Stories and as you may have guessed it involves what happens after you have down a few! So here's your chance to take the "Pepsi Challenge" and read an ebook instead of looking at something like a Hipster Podcast or planing your Double Denim for the weekend ... cheers!

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